What I think I think....STD Edition
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I read it.
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I just keep asking myself if having her white bread family over to annoy me all the time, while having kids (I am sure they would make me prenup that we must procreate for me to get anything because they had their lawyer at their house for the last fondue party) running around all crazy like at all times is worth it since they are loaded. I now know she has a trust fund, just unsure how much is there, but these people have their own stables. With horses. That's REAL money. And I am a total slut for "Get Rich or Die Tryin." But white people. And no more sex. And fondue for life. And kids. FML.creepycoug said:@Swaye guess what?
I am hung over and feel like shit. But that didn't stop the wife from inviting her parents my oldest daughter and her fiancé my sister-in-law and brother-in-law and some other broad whose connection I've forgotten about or ignored and never knew, to come over to celebrate somebody's birthday and watch he Hawks, which as you know I don't give two shits about. I will have to behave myself and Act like I'm super interested in what everybody has to say. I will have to periodically get up and ask everybody if they need anything. I will be on barbecue duty. I will have to listen to my wife and the other hens cackle/talk about the wedding next summer that has already cost me thousands and thousands of dollars. This will begin at about 1 o'clock PST and will extend well past 9, if I'm lucky. None of this will result in a jerb later after all of these fucking people who irritate the shit out of me (except for my girl) LEAVE!
I signed up for all of this shit, and moar, a long time ago because Mrs. creep is very easy on the eyes, and had a great set ... well you know the rest. It's like fucking kryptonite.
Anyway… You have been warned.
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As long as you keep trying for more kids you'll get to have more sex … as soon as you stop trying for kids you get shut out for sex
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Big Red......no horses, kids, or standards......win.....win....win.......then lose
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Truer words have never been spoken.Tequilla said:As long as you keep trying for more kids you'll get to have more sex … as soon as you stop trying for kids you get shut out for sex
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The white women just can't say no to a swarthy Spaniard.creepycoug said:@Swaye guess what?
I am hung over and feel like shit. But that didn't stop the wife from inviting her parents my oldest daughter and her fiancé my sister-in-law and brother-in-law and some other broad whose connection I've forgotten about or ignored and never knew, to come over to celebrate somebody's birthday and watch he Hawks, which as you know I don't give two shits about. I will have to behave myself and Act like I'm super interested in what everybody has to say. I will have to periodically get up and ask everybody if they need anything. I will be on barbecue duty. I will have to listen to my wife and the other hens cackle/talk about the wedding next summer that has already cost me thousands and thousands of dollars. This will begin at about 1 o'clock PST and will extend well past 9, if I'm lucky. None of this will result in a jerb later after all of these fucking people who irritate the shit out of me (except for my girl) LEAVE!
I signed up for all of this shit, and moar, a long time ago because Mrs. creep is very easy on the eyes, and had a great set ... well you know the rest. It's like fucking kryptonite.
Anyway… You have been warned. -
All the married guys around this shithole make this sound awful. 90% of my married friends are miserable. It's probably better to die alone.
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Newsflash: we all die alone.Swaye said:All the married guys around this shithole make this sound awful. 90% of my married friends are miserable. It's probably better to die alone.
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How much of a dowry are you offering Creep ?creepycoug said:@Swaye guess what?
I am hung over and feel like shit. But that didn't stop the wife from inviting her parents my oldest daughter and her fiancé my sister-in-law and brother-in-law and some other broad whose connection I've forgotten about or ignored and never knew, to come over to celebrate somebody's birthday and watch he Hawks, which as you know I don't give two shits about. I will have to behave myself and Act like I'm super interested in what everybody has to say. I will have to periodically get up and ask everybody if they need anything. I will be on barbecue duty. I will have to listen to my wife and the other hens cackle/talk about the wedding next summer that has already cost me thousands and thousands of dollars. This will begin at about 1 o'clock PST and will extend well past 9, if I'm lucky. None of this will result in a jerb later after all of these fucking people who irritate the shit out of me (except for my girl) LEAVE!
I signed up for all of this shit, and moar, a long time ago because Mrs. creep is very easy on the eyes, and had a great set ... well you know the rest. It's like fucking kryptonite.
Anyway… You have been warned. -
I'm praying for you to receive guidance in these trying times, Swaye.
Unfortunately for you, I'm praying to honkey Jesus so you are probably not going to be happy with the results.
