What I think I think....STD Edition
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Swaye I love you, but if you think I'm reading all that you're nuts.
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Put Tabasco in your condoms before the trash can. Blow me up, Tom!Pitchfork51 said:Swaye I hope you realize that you are totally screwed.
Whether you want it or not you're about to have a little pink bundle of joy in about 10 months. -
Or for that matter, before insertion.minion_doog said:
Put Tabasco in your condoms before the trash can. Blow me up, Tom!Pitchfork51 said:Swaye I hope you realize that you are totally screwed.
Whether you want it or not you're about to have a little pink bundle of joy in about 10 months.
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I love you too, so here's the TL;DR:PurpleJ said:Swaye I love you, but if you think I'm reading all that you're nuts.
Pac-12 is LOL. The white trash in Eugene will be on meth benders for a month. WTE made my pee pee happy, OL better, DL worse, BBK only got drug around on half his plays, Browning hit his ceiling which is winning without doing anything well, hopefully we kill some more Mormons next week and Pete can FUCK OFF for that trickfuck play to start things off down 7-0. -
You forgot the part about CLS getting great pregnant tits.Swaye said:
I love you too, so here's the TL;DR:PurpleJ said:Swaye I love you, but if you think I'm reading all that you're nuts.
Pac-12 is LOL. The white trash in Eugene will be on meth benders for a month. WTE made my pee pee happy, OL better, DL worse, BBK only got drug around on half his plays, Browning hit his ceiling which is winning without doing anything well, hopefully we kill some more Mormons next week and Pete can FUCK OFF for that trickfuck play to start things off down 7-0. -
What I would like to know is how can a man possess such rare human shit as to be able to land a jet on a carrier at night and yet not be able to get the Yella piss into the toilet?
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YellowSnow said:
What I would like to know is how can a man possess such rare human shit as to be able to land a jet on a carrier at night and yet not be able to get the Yella piss into the toilet?
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@Swaye guess what?
I am hung over and feel like shit. But that didn't stop the wife from inviting her parents my oldest daughter and her fiancé my sister-in-law and brother-in-law and some other broad whose connection I've forgotten about or ignored and never knew, to come over to celebrate somebody's birthday and watch he Hawks, which as you know I don't give two shits about. I will have to behave myself and Act like I'm super interested in what everybody has to say. I will have to periodically get up and ask everybody if they need anything. I will be on barbecue duty. I will have to listen to my wife and the other hens cackle/talk about the wedding next summer that has already cost me thousands and thousands of dollars. This will begin at about 1 o'clock PST and will extend well past 9, if I'm lucky. None of this will result in a jerb later after all of these fucking people who irritate the shit out of me (except for my girl) LEAVE!
I signed up for all of this shit, and moar, a long time ago because Mrs. creep is very easy on the eyes, and had a great set ... well you know the rest. It's like fucking kryptonite.
Anyway… You have been warned. -
Well he's no Britain Covey.89ute said:I hear Jake is the TUFFEST Husky.
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Well, the Navy wouldn't let me fly drunk, and I am quite coordinated when sober. When shitplowed, not so much...YellowSnow said:What I would like to know is how can a man possess such rare human shit as to be able to land a jet on a carrier at night and yet not be able to get the Yella piss into the toilet?
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I read it.
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I just keep asking myself if having her white bread family over to annoy me all the time, while having kids (I am sure they would make me prenup that we must procreate for me to get anything because they had their lawyer at their house for the last fondue party) running around all crazy like at all times is worth it since they are loaded. I now know she has a trust fund, just unsure how much is there, but these people have their own stables. With horses. That's REAL money. And I am a total slut for "Get Rich or Die Tryin." But white people. And no more sex. And fondue for life. And kids. FML.creepycoug said:@Swaye guess what?
I am hung over and feel like shit. But that didn't stop the wife from inviting her parents my oldest daughter and her fiancé my sister-in-law and brother-in-law and some other broad whose connection I've forgotten about or ignored and never knew, to come over to celebrate somebody's birthday and watch he Hawks, which as you know I don't give two shits about. I will have to behave myself and Act like I'm super interested in what everybody has to say. I will have to periodically get up and ask everybody if they need anything. I will be on barbecue duty. I will have to listen to my wife and the other hens cackle/talk about the wedding next summer that has already cost me thousands and thousands of dollars. This will begin at about 1 o'clock PST and will extend well past 9, if I'm lucky. None of this will result in a jerb later after all of these fucking people who irritate the shit out of me (except for my girl) LEAVE!
I signed up for all of this shit, and moar, a long time ago because Mrs. creep is very easy on the eyes, and had a great set ... well you know the rest. It's like fucking kryptonite.
Anyway… You have been warned.
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As long as you keep trying for more kids you'll get to have more sex … as soon as you stop trying for kids you get shut out for sex
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Big Red......no horses, kids, or standards......win.....win....win.......then lose
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Truer words have never been spoken.Tequilla said:As long as you keep trying for more kids you'll get to have more sex … as soon as you stop trying for kids you get shut out for sex
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The white women just can't say no to a swarthy Spaniard.creepycoug said:@Swaye guess what?
I am hung over and feel like shit. But that didn't stop the wife from inviting her parents my oldest daughter and her fiancé my sister-in-law and brother-in-law and some other broad whose connection I've forgotten about or ignored and never knew, to come over to celebrate somebody's birthday and watch he Hawks, which as you know I don't give two shits about. I will have to behave myself and Act like I'm super interested in what everybody has to say. I will have to periodically get up and ask everybody if they need anything. I will be on barbecue duty. I will have to listen to my wife and the other hens cackle/talk about the wedding next summer that has already cost me thousands and thousands of dollars. This will begin at about 1 o'clock PST and will extend well past 9, if I'm lucky. None of this will result in a jerb later after all of these fucking people who irritate the shit out of me (except for my girl) LEAVE!
I signed up for all of this shit, and moar, a long time ago because Mrs. creep is very easy on the eyes, and had a great set ... well you know the rest. It's like fucking kryptonite.
Anyway… You have been warned. -
All the married guys around this shithole make this sound awful. 90% of my married friends are miserable. It's probably better to die alone.
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Newsflash: we all die alone.Swaye said:All the married guys around this shithole make this sound awful. 90% of my married friends are miserable. It's probably better to die alone.
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How much of a dowry are you offering Creep ?creepycoug said:@Swaye guess what?
I am hung over and feel like shit. But that didn't stop the wife from inviting her parents my oldest daughter and her fiancé my sister-in-law and brother-in-law and some other broad whose connection I've forgotten about or ignored and never knew, to come over to celebrate somebody's birthday and watch he Hawks, which as you know I don't give two shits about. I will have to behave myself and Act like I'm super interested in what everybody has to say. I will have to periodically get up and ask everybody if they need anything. I will be on barbecue duty. I will have to listen to my wife and the other hens cackle/talk about the wedding next summer that has already cost me thousands and thousands of dollars. This will begin at about 1 o'clock PST and will extend well past 9, if I'm lucky. None of this will result in a jerb later after all of these fucking people who irritate the shit out of me (except for my girl) LEAVE!
I signed up for all of this shit, and moar, a long time ago because Mrs. creep is very easy on the eyes, and had a great set ... well you know the rest. It's like fucking kryptonite.
Anyway… You have been warned. -
I'm praying for you to receive guidance in these trying times, Swaye.
Unfortunately for you, I'm praying to honkey Jesus so you are probably not going to be happy with the results. -
I regret I have but one chin for Honkey Jesus.PurpleJ said:I'm praying for you to receive guidance in these trying times, Swaye.
Unfortunately for you, I'm praying to honkey Jesus so you are probably not going to be happy with the results. -
“A Latin Jack Ryan? This I got to see!”YellowSnow said:
The white women just can't say no to a swarthy Spaniard.creepycoug said:@Swaye guess what?
I am hung over and feel like shit. But that didn't stop the wife from inviting her parents my oldest daughter and her fiancé my sister-in-law and brother-in-law and some other broad whose connection I've forgotten about or ignored and never knew, to come over to celebrate somebody's birthday and watch he Hawks, which as you know I don't give two shits about. I will have to behave myself and Act like I'm super interested in what everybody has to say. I will have to periodically get up and ask everybody if they need anything. I will be on barbecue duty. I will have to listen to my wife and the other hens cackle/talk about the wedding next summer that has already cost me thousands and thousands of dollars. This will begin at about 1 o'clock PST and will extend well past 9, if I'm lucky. None of this will result in a jerb later after all of these fucking people who irritate the shit out of me (except for my girl) LEAVE!
I signed up for all of this shit, and moar, a long time ago because Mrs. creep is very easy on the eyes, and had a great set ... well you know the rest. It's like fucking kryptonite.
Anyway… You have been warned. -
If the guy just got some big balls confidence and started talking shit, I think he would be a winner. Easier said than done, I know.Swaye said:
Yeah I called him the indestructible imbecile. His Gumby like body is actually our biggest problem. He should have been shattered countless times but just like a pants shitting version of the Terminator he never stops.creepycoug said:
As painful as this is to write, he really is kind of tough. The fucking kid can take a beating. There was a thread about this last week. When he's playing like shit, and he's getting the mother loving shit beat out of uim, you'd? want him to head to the sidelines. But the fucker always gets up.89ute said:I hear Jake is the TUFFEST Husky.
Are we sure hes gotten laid? Maybe he needs a whore who let's him go to pound town so he can realize his true potential. -
I recommend marrying fast strategy. The finances suck but the sex is good.
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It's a miserable existence, but it's important to make (legitimate) genetic copies of oneself. We don't achieve the afterlife via the pearly gates but rather by our DNA being carried forward. You are descended of noble savages that crossed the Berring Strait in a massive blizzard in 11,000 BC. Never forget.Swaye said:All the married guys around this shithole make this sound awful. 90% of my married friends are miserable. It's probably better to die alone.
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And a bunch of true drunken savages that made the Romans build a wall to keep out.YellowSnow said:
It's a miserable existence, but it's important to make (legitimate) genetic copies of oneself. We don't achieve the afterlife via the pearly gates but rather by our DNA being carried forward. You are descended of noble savages that crossed the Berring Strait in a massive blizzard in 11,000 BC. Never forget.Swaye said:All the married guys around this shithole make this sound awful. 90% of my married friends are miserable. It's probably better to die alone.
Nothing changed with swaye -
The great part about my DNA is that both sides are celebrated as mythic warrior druids, Celts and 1st Nation. The reality is both of those lost big in both the major wars they ever fought. So I descend from a mighty people that were one with the land and nature and painted themselves before epic battles, and then promptly got their dick kicked in by mainland Eurotrash fags not once but twice. Not so sure these genes need to be passed on.Pitchfork51 said:
And a bunch of true drunken savages that made the Romans build a wall to keep out.YellowSnow said:
It's a miserable existence, but it's important to make (legitimate) genetic copies of oneself. We don't achieve the afterlife via the pearly gates but rather by our DNA being carried forward. You are descended of noble savages that crossed the Berring Strait in a massive blizzard in 11,000 BC. Never forget.Swaye said:All the married guys around this shithole make this sound awful. 90% of my married friends are miserable. It's probably better to die alone.
Nothing changed with swaye -
Am pussy lowland Eurotrash (Spanish/Portuguese/Lowland Scots). Can confirm.
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Thread delivers.
Speaking of delivers, what are we going to name this papoose? -
I like the name Jake. I won't feel bad when I punch him during his teenage years.HillsboroDuck said:Thread delivers.
Speaking of delivers, what are we going to name this papoose?
