OFFICIAL HURRICANE FLORENCE GAME THREAD
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Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.RaceBannon said:
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40creepycoug said:
Didn't have to. That's the point.RaceBannon said:
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?creepycoug said:
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.SFGbob said:
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folkscreepycoug said:
So, does the wife work?SFGbob said:
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.Squirt said:
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this boredDerekJohnson said:A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
Jesus. So unmanly.
Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.
Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.
You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
Come after me! -
Biggest mistake evercreepycoug said:
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.RaceBannon said:
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40creepycoug said:
Didn't have to. That's the point.RaceBannon said:
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?creepycoug said:
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.SFGbob said:
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folkscreepycoug said:
So, does the wife work?SFGbob said:
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.Squirt said:
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this boredDerekJohnson said:A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
Jesus. So unmanly.
Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.
Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.
You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
Come after me! -
I thought this was a Hurricane watch party thread im so confused
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Your first good effort.SFGbob said:I have my priorities
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The one thing we can all agree upon hereRaceBannon said:
Biggest mistake evercreepycoug said:
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.RaceBannon said:
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40creepycoug said:
Didn't have to. That's the point.RaceBannon said:
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?creepycoug said:
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.SFGbob said:
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folkscreepycoug said:
So, does the wife work?SFGbob said:
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.Squirt said:
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this boredDerekJohnson said:A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
Jesus. So unmanly.
Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.
Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.
You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
Come after me! -
Hey, I stand by my picks in the Record Shoppe polls.Pitchfork51 said:
The one thing we can all agree upon hereRaceBannon said:
Biggest mistake evercreepycoug said:
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.RaceBannon said:
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40creepycoug said:
Didn't have to. That's the point.RaceBannon said:
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?creepycoug said:
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.SFGbob said:
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folkscreepycoug said:
So, does the wife work?SFGbob said:
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.Squirt said:
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this boredDerekJohnson said:A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
Jesus. So unmanly.
Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.
Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.
You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
Come after me! -
After seeing the boreds the last few days, I hope this storm kills me.
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You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?RaceBannon said:
Biggest mistake evercreepycoug said:
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.RaceBannon said:
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40creepycoug said:
Didn't have to. That's the point.RaceBannon said:
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?creepycoug said:
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.SFGbob said:
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folkscreepycoug said:
So, does the wife work?SFGbob said:
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.Squirt said:
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this boredDerekJohnson said:A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
Jesus. So unmanly.
Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.
Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.
You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
Come after me! -
Trust me. Race's occasional absences from the boards coincide with the location of Mrs. Racebannon. My Latina sisters don't fuck around. Axe Race. He knows.dflea said:
You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?RaceBannon said:
Biggest mistake evercreepycoug said:
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.RaceBannon said:
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40creepycoug said:
Didn't have to. That's the point.RaceBannon said:
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?creepycoug said:
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.SFGbob said:
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folkscreepycoug said:
So, does the wife work?SFGbob said:
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.Squirt said:
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this boredDerekJohnson said:A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
Jesus. So unmanly.
Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.
Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.
You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
Come after me! -
I'll take, "Things No One Has Ever Said After Reading a Boobs Poast" for 100, Alex.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Your first good effort.SFGbob said:I have my priorities
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Race has been married a long time, and hasn't been killed with a frying pan yet, so he apparently knows what he's doing.creepycoug said:
Trust me. Race's occasional absences from the boards coincide with the location of Mrs. Racebannon. My Latina sisters don't fuck around. Axe Race. He knows.dflea said:
You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?RaceBannon said:
Biggest mistake evercreepycoug said:
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.RaceBannon said:
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40creepycoug said:
Didn't have to. That's the point.RaceBannon said:
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?creepycoug said:
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.SFGbob said:
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folkscreepycoug said:
So, does the wife work?SFGbob said:
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.Squirt said:
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this boredDerekJohnson said:A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
Jesus. So unmanly.
Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.
Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.
You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
Come after me! -
Allegedly
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It helps when you can't be killeddflea said:
Race has been married a long time, and hasn't been killed with a frying pan yet, so he apparently knows what he's doing.creepycoug said:
Trust me. Race's occasional absences from the boards coincide with the location of Mrs. Racebannon. My Latina sisters don't fuck around. Axe Race. He knows.dflea said:
You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?RaceBannon said:
Biggest mistake evercreepycoug said:
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.RaceBannon said:
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40creepycoug said:
Didn't have to. That's the point.RaceBannon said:
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?creepycoug said:
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.SFGbob said:
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folkscreepycoug said:
So, does the wife work?SFGbob said:
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.Squirt said:
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this boredDerekJohnson said:A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
Jesus. So unmanly.
Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.
Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.
You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
Come after me! -
Beat me to it. Race is immortal.HillsboroDuck said:
It helps when you can't be killeddflea said:
Race has been married a long time, and hasn't been killed with a frying pan yet, so he apparently knows what he's doing.creepycoug said:
Trust me. Race's occasional absences from the boards coincide with the location of Mrs. Racebannon. My Latina sisters don't fuck around. Axe Race. He knows.dflea said:
You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?RaceBannon said:
Biggest mistake evercreepycoug said:
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.RaceBannon said:
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40creepycoug said:
Didn't have to. That's the point.RaceBannon said:
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?creepycoug said:
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.SFGbob said:
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folkscreepycoug said:
So, does the wife work?SFGbob said:
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.Squirt said:
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this boredDerekJohnson said:A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
Jesus. So unmanly.
Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.
Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.
You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
Come after me! -
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.SFGbob said:Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
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The donkey always appeared to be very willing.USMChawk said:
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.SFGbob said:Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
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So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018 -
Dude61 said:
So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018
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Dude61 said:
So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018
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HillsboroDuck said:Dude61 said:
So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018
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That is funny as fuck.2001400ex said:HillsboroDuck said:Dude61 said:So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018
That's our media. -
Careful pal. I actually know your wife Mr. Fernwood Panther.USMChawk said:
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.SFGbob said:Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
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Triggered af. Can't get you to shut up today.SFGbob said:
The donkey always appeared to be very willing.USMChawk said:
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.SFGbob said:Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
I'm not the reason you're stupid and can't take care of your family. That lies squarely with your parents, including your soon-to-be dead Dads. -
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You’re off by a lot of years. PM my wife’s name and I’ll tell you if you’re correct.creepycoug said:
Careful pal. I actually know your wife Mr. Fernwood Panther.USMChawk said:
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.SFGbob said:Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
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Dood; you poasted a pic of yourself. I know who you are.USMChawk said:
You’re off by a lot of years. PM my wife’s name and I’ll tell you if you’re correct.creepycoug said:
Careful pal. I actually know your wife Mr. Fernwood Panther.USMChawk said:
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.SFGbob said:Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
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SFGbob said:RaceBannon said:
Will it hit the Carolinas or veer into Georgia for a replay of the trail of tears?
How many people will Trump kill? Will @Swaye be one of them?
My bed ridden father is right in the path of the hurricane, we've known this for days. If anything bad happens to him it will be Trump's fault. -
Thought Swaye would be redder.Dude61 said: -
I find this disturbing. But since we clearly attended the same assemblies, and I can’t recall any hot soccer moms, I stand by my previous statement.creepycoug said:
Dood; you poasted a pic of yourself. I know who you are.USMChawk said:
You’re off by a lot of years. PM my wife’s name and I’ll tell you if you’re correct.creepycoug said:
Careful pal. I actually know your wife Mr. Fernwood Panther.USMChawk said:
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.SFGbob said:Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
