OFFICIAL HURRICANE FLORENCE GAME THREAD

creepycoug · September 2018

RaceBannon said:

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creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

Squirt said:

DerekJohnson said:
A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
So, does the wife work?

Jesus. So unmanly.
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
Didn't have to. That's the point.

All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

Come after me!

Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.

RaceBannon · September 2018

creepycoug said:

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RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

Squirt said:

DerekJohnson said:
A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
So, does the wife work?

Jesus. So unmanly.
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
Didn't have to. That's the point.

All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

Come after me!
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.

Biggest mistake ever

Edwin_Bambino · September 2018

I thought this was a Hurricane watch party thread im so confused

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2018

SFGbob said:
I have my priorities

Your first good effort.

Pitchfork51 · September 2018

RaceBannon said:

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creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

Squirt said:

DerekJohnson said:
A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
So, does the wife work?

Jesus. So unmanly.
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
Didn't have to. That's the point.

All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

Come after me!
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
Biggest mistake ever

The one thing we can all agree upon here

Doog_de_Jour · September 2018

Pitchfork51 said:

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RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

Squirt said:

DerekJohnson said:
A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
So, does the wife work?

Jesus. So unmanly.
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
Didn't have to. That's the point.

All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

Come after me!
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
Biggest mistake ever
The one thing we can all agree upon here

Hey, I stand by my picks in the Record Shoppe polls.

Swaye · September 2018

After seeing the boreds the last few days, I hope this storm kills me.

dflea · September 2018

RaceBannon said:

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creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

Squirt said:

DerekJohnson said:
A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
So, does the wife work?

Jesus. So unmanly.
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
Didn't have to. That's the point.

All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

Come after me!
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
Biggest mistake ever

You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?

creepycoug · September 2018

dflea said:

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RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

Squirt said:

DerekJohnson said:
A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
So, does the wife work?

Jesus. So unmanly.
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
Didn't have to. That's the point.

All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

Come after me!
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
Biggest mistake ever
You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?

Trust me. Race's occasional absences from the boards coincide with the location of Mrs. Racebannon. My Latina sisters don't fuck around. Axe Race. He knows.

Squirt · September 2018

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

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SFGbob said:
I have my priorities
Your first good effort.

I'll take, "Things No One Has Ever Said After Reading a Boobs Poast" for 100, Alex.

dflea · September 2018

creepycoug said:

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dflea said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

Squirt said:

DerekJohnson said:
A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
So, does the wife work?

Jesus. So unmanly.
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
Didn't have to. That's the point.

All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

Come after me!
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
Biggest mistake ever
You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?
Trust me. Race's occasional absences from the boards coincide with the location of Mrs. Racebannon. My Latina sisters don't fuck around. Axe Race. He knows.

Race has been married a long time, and hasn't been killed with a frying pan yet, so he apparently knows what he's doing.

RaceBannon · September 2018

Allegedly

HillsboroDuck · September 2018

dflea said:

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creepycoug said:

dflea said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

Squirt said:

DerekJohnson said:
A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
So, does the wife work?

Jesus. So unmanly.
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
Didn't have to. That's the point.

All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

Come after me!
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
Biggest mistake ever
You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?
Trust me. Race's occasional absences from the boards coincide with the location of Mrs. Racebannon. My Latina sisters don't fuck around. Axe Race. He knows.
Race has been married a long time, and hasn't been killed with a frying pan yet, so he apparently knows what he's doing.

It helps when you can't be killed

creepycoug · September 2018

HillsboroDuck said:

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dflea said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

RaceBannon said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

Squirt said:

DerekJohnson said:
A hurricane bears down on the dilapidated home where his bed-ridden father awaits a horrible death, and his son is hanging out on Hardcore Husky?
It's plausible given the other responsibilities that people shirk while on this bored
Which reminds me, I have to go crack the window for my toddler that I left in her car seat.
So, does the wife work?

Jesus. So unmanly.
Hell yes, she is an illegal immigrant, those crops aren’t going to pick themselves. She’s doing the work you see as suitable for brown skinned folks
Oh really? My wife stayed home and raised our kids so strangers wouldn't have to do it. And she kept house and shit so I could do manly work.

Does it suck being poor? Does your wife tell you to fuck off and make money like a real man?
Your wife couldn’t hack it huh?
Didn't have to. That's the point.

All of this reactionary shit people are in up to their eyeballs over and we've missed one of the most important ones: getting the ladies back into their traditional roles and letting the men handle the heavy lifting.

Maybe if strangers weren't raising American children we wouldn't have this soft af millennial generation everyone bitches about so much.

You do what you want Race. As for me and my home, we'll serve the Lord.
I'm not afraid of a strong woman but I'm a MAN and I'm 40

Come after me!
Race you were 40 in 1840. Who are you kidding? You're still getting used to the idea of women voting.
Biggest mistake ever
You checked over your shoulder before you poasted that, didn't you?
Trust me. Race's occasional absences from the boards coincide with the location of Mrs. Racebannon. My Latina sisters don't fuck around. Axe Race. He knows.
Race has been married a long time, and hasn't been killed with a frying pan yet, so he apparently knows what he's doing.
It helps when you can't be killed

Beat me to it. Race is immortal.

USMChawk · September 2018

SFGbob said:
Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?

They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.

SFGbob · September 2018

USMChawk said:

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SFGbob said:
Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.

The donkey always appeared to be very willing.

Dude61 · September 2018

So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018

HillsboroDuck · September 2018

Dude61 said:
So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018

https://twitter.com/gourdnibler/status/1040678572262916096

Pitchfork51 · September 2018

Dude61 said:
So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018

LOL

2001400ex · September 2018

HillsboroDuck said:

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Dude61 said:
So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018

https://twitter.com/gourdnibler/status/1040678572262916096

That is funny as fuck.

HillsboroDuck · September 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=8slEPV9LyS0

SFGbob · September 2018

2001400ex said:

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HillsboroDuck said:

Dude61 said:
So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence pic.twitter.com/8FRyM4NLbL
— Tony scar. (@gourdnibler) September 14, 2018

https://twitter.com/gourdnibler/status/1040678572262916096

That is funny as fuck.

That's our media.

creepycoug · September 2018

USMChawk said:

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SFGbob said:
Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.

Careful pal. I actually know your wife Mr. Fernwood Panther.

creepycoug · September 2018

SFGbob said:

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USMChawk said:

SFGbob said:
Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.
The donkey always appeared to be very willing.

Triggered af. Can't get you to shut up today.

I'm not the reason you're stupid and can't take care of your family. That lies squarely with your parents, including your soon-to-be dead Dads.

Dude61 · September 2018

https://twitter.com/MikaelThalen/status/1040649475130220544

USMChawk · September 2018

creepycoug said:

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USMChawk said:

SFGbob said:
Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.
Careful pal. I actually know your wife Mr. Fernwood Panther.

You’re off by a lot of years. PM my wife’s name and I’ll tell you if you’re correct.

creepycoug · September 2018

USMChawk said:

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creepycoug said:

USMChawk said:

SFGbob said:
Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.
Careful pal. I actually know your wife Mr. Fernwood Panther.
You’re off by a lot of years. PM my wife’s name and I’ll tell you if you’re correct.

Dood; you poasted a pic of yourself. I know who you are.

DJDuck · September 2018

SFGbob said:

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RaceBannon said:
Will it hit the Carolinas or veer into Georgia for a replay of the trail of tears?

How many people will Trump kill? Will @Swaye be one of them?

My bed ridden father is right in the path of the hurricane, we've known this for days. If anything bad happens to him it will be Trump's fault.

Doogles · September 2018

Dude61 said:
https://twitter.com/MikaelThalen/status/1040649475130220544

Thought Swaye would be redder.

USMChawk · September 2018

creepycoug said:

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USMChawk said:

creepycoug said:

USMChawk said:

SFGbob said:
Your wife stayed home so she could get fucked properly by your illegal alien gardener, taking care of the kids? Is that what she called it when she plopped them down in front of the TV for hours only to engage in what she and your gardener called Tijuana Donkey time?
They’re doing the work no one else wants to do.
Careful pal. I actually know your wife Mr. Fernwood Panther.
You’re off by a lot of years. PM my wife’s name and I’ll tell you if you’re correct.
Dood; you poasted a pic of yourself. I know who you are.

I find this disturbing. But since we clearly attended the same assemblies, and I can’t recall any hot soccer moms, I stand by my previous statement.

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