OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage

PineapplePirate · September 2018

LebamDawg said:
Amazed we only down 9

Must be frustrating for Auburn fans to know they are schlacking us and only be up by 9

WarDamnEagle · September 2018

Normally we'd be up 20+ against ass teams like this but, it's the first game and Jarrett hasn't wiped the shit out of his eyes yet.

LesGrossman · September 2018

Seriously time to try out Haener. Pete is too proud, though.

NorwegianHusky · September 2018

Houhusky said:
Safeties playing 30 yards off the LOS while our round 1 corners get fucked on the edges

Yeah, what gives Lake? Both our starting safeties are good near LOS. Are we really scared of them throwing deep? A world could exist.

ExtraChrisB · September 2018

Has Salvon seen the field outside of kickoff return?

Bread · September 2018

Go cougs.

https://twitter.com/CBSSportsNet/status/1035986740136169474?s=19

EsophagealFeces · September 2018

This is going to be Pedo State part deux. We'll look like shit early, fall way behind, then mount a comeback that falls short, and Browning will get praised for bringing us back while we all chug bleach, slit our wrists, and slowly bleed to death while masturbating to thoughts of Eason playing QB.

godawgst · September 2018

Gaines/Jaylen/Levi look the part, as Pete said after year one would be the key to UW football wins ("our success will be determined by how much our DL looks like ones from the SEC")

He better expand that philosophy to include LB's as well, so Bob Gregory thanks for playing.

Kyler Manu/Jake W are both on the field at the same time.

Let that fucking sink in.