OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage

gmo

Swaya getting laid is still possible.

Offer a massage as a “sorry”. Then you’re in like Flynn.

EsophagealFeces

PineapplePirate said:

Houhusky said:

Liver dying

Heart going to atrial fibrillation with a rapid ventricular response

Team AFib!!!!!

Houhusky

Swaye said:

I'm already not getting laid tonight so we better at least fucking win

Say what you want about be married but atleast you can almost always talk your way into a pity hand job as long as you remembered to take out the trash on trash day

GhostOfGerberding

Houhusky said:

Liver dying

Lol if you have a functioning liver

Swaye

dflea said:

And here we go.

Browning, reach down and find your dick. Now, swing that fucking thing and go out and win this game.

Fuck!!

He can borrow my magnifying glass. CLS just threw it at me.

UW_Doog_Bot

Are we winning in the 4th? Wtf? Did I die when we made or missed one of the field goals?

BleachedAnusDawg

Can't believe how much more physical we look this half. Even managing to make Stidham move off his spot in the pocket.

Swaye

Houhusky said:

I’m yelling at the tv, dog started throwing up, wife yelling at me, might throw up. RIP

YBFE

DoogCourics

PineapplePirate said:

Houhusky said:

Liver dying

Heart going to atrial fibrillation with a rapid ventricular response

Too close to home. I was diagnosed with Atrial Flutter last month and will be undergoing more tests this up coming my month.

This game has been literal hell on my heart.

DoogCourics

Sidebar:

Thanks Gene for that 2pt conversion!!!!

Swaye

DoogCourics said:

PineapplePirate said:

Houhusky said:

Liver dying

Heart going to atrial fibrillation with a rapid ventricular response

Too close to home. I was diagnosed with Atrial Flutter last month and will be undergoing more tests this up coming my month.

This game has been literal hell on my heart.

Stop doing Crossfit ding dong

Pitchfork51

oh man. i really dont want the game in brownings hands

or do i

gmo

Offensive. Shit.

Swaye

FUCK FUCK

Mad_Son

Make up call

jhfstyle24

OPI again fuck

EsophagealFeces

No fucking way. You can't call that.

UWhuskytskeet

OPI

PurpleJ

Soft fucking PI all game. WTF is this shit? Did we bring Pac-12 refs with us?

Swaye

Well fuck