Ten Things I Want To See Saturday

RaceBannon said:

BearsWiin said:

1. A decent fitted Cal cap at the ASUC store or Bancroft Clothing. The one I have sucks, it's made of some synthetic gymclothes material that stinks like ferret ass whenever I sweat in it even the tiniest bit

2. A good heavy-duty bong from either the head shop on Bancroft or Annapurna on Telegraph. A must-have, now that it's legal in this state and I have three teenagers in the house

3. A parking spot in the parking garage between Durant and Channing, across from Kip's. My season ticket miniplan didn't offer a parking pass, so we may have to get into town early to get a decent spot

4. A bock and a top from Top Dog

5. A good pregame rally on Sproul Plaza followed by a stroll through campus up to the stadium

6. A minimum of shit commercial tie-ins on the jumbotron during times out. If I never see another fucking dot race or contest between kids as to who can growl the loudest BROUGHT TO YOU BY BANK OF THE WEST it'll be too soon. Let the Band play, goddammit

7. Coach Wilcox *swoon* looking dapper on the sideline

8. A Cal victory

9. Three cheeseburgers with onion and two orders of french fries from the Coleman Avenue In-n-Out on the way home

10. Victory coitus

Those hundreds of Cal fans really take up the parking spots

WarThai said:

From one Auburn grad to a bunch of Husky fans - good luck Saturday. Should be a fun game. Not sure why you guys decided to schedule a "neutral" site within a two hour drive from Auburn, but hey no one at Auburn is complaining.