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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,328
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    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,062
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    I know a Priest and he would never molest a hundred little boys.
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    dnc said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

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    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
    If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware if
    What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?

    "He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!"
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,909
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    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
    If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware if
    What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?

    "He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!"
    God Bless Henry VIII

    #myrichanglicans
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,909
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    dnc said:

    You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html

    The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.
    I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.
    The Catholic Church only stopped saying mass in Latin in the 60s. They’re a little slow when it comes to adapting to the times.
    A Corleone baptizing their children in anything but Latin just wouldn't be right.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,584
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    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife

    I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.

    Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.

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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,328
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    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife

    I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.

    Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.

    Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girls

    Its uncanny
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,062
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    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife 12 year old boy in a wig he called his wife

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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,909
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    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife

    I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.

    Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.

    Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girls

    Its uncanny
    @JoesephSmithDawg true?
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife

    I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.

    Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.

    Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girls

    Its uncanny
    @JoesephSmithDawg true?

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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,584
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    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife

    I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.

    Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.

    Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girls

    Its uncanny
    yeah it is pretty funny how that always ends up being the case
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    CirrhosisDawgCirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
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    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
    If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware if
    What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?

    "He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!"
    I think the idea at the Vatican is that the Episcopalians/Anglicans never REALLY left, certainly not from a theological or sacramental standpoint. Holy orders in one is holy orders in the other.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,833
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    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
    If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware if
    What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?

    "He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!"



    I'm gonna go ahead and flag you because Natalie Dormer in The Tudors as Anne Boleyn gives one of the truly epic softcore porn performances in Showtime history with the outdoor sex scene.

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    KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,750
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    dnc said:

    You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html

    The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.
    I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.
    Unfortunately the more common avenue of celebrating celebacy is to finger, fondle and fuck alter boys. While the Catholic religion is good at providing charity, it’s also a mafia style operation. I’d say that it’s parishioners would be better served if it was burned to the ground and they seek another sermon.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,584
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    salemcoog said:

    dnc said:

    You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html

    The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.
    I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.
    Unfortunately the more common avenue of celebrating celebacy is to finger, fondle and fuck alter boys. While the Catholic religion is good at providing charity, it’s also a mafia style operation. I’d say that it’s parishioners would be better served if it was burned to the ground and they seek another sermon.
    HH is not for sermon seekers
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,062
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    salemcoog said:

    dnc said:

    You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html

    The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.
    I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.
    Unfortunately the more common avenue of celebrating celebacy is to finger, fondle and fuck alter boys. While the Catholic religion is good at providing charity, it’s also a mafia style operation. I’d say that it’s parishioners would be better served if it was burned to the ground and they seek another sermon.
    I'll pray for you.
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    BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,333
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    dnc said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    The pope is a piece of shit communist. In case I didn’t mention that earlier
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