DM to Pope Francis
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how would you know?dnc said:
Hands too quickWeakarmCobra said:
race is that you?phineas said: -
By american music, I mean they went way back to like the puritans. Idk it was horseshit. I cheated with like 4 other people (it was an online class) and still got a damn BDoog_de_Jour said:
How on earth did your instructor consider Gregorian chanting part of American music? Did they shoehorn it into the section on gospel music?Pitchfork51 said:
Take it to yellow board. Gregorian chanting sucks ass.Doog_de_Jour said:
I don’t disagree with that in many ways. There’s something beautiful about hearing old Gregorian chants for example, and I don’t think any institution should throw out its traditions on a whim.DerekJohnson said:
I agree, but Joseph Campbell once explained why they kept doing it for so long. It was an attempt to make the experience of hearing mass the same no matter where you were on earth. You would feel at home no matter what, at least in theory. Campbell also said that the original Latin was much more eloquent to listen to than the English, French, Spanish and German translations.Doog_de_Jour said:
The Catholic Church only stopped saying mass in Latin in the 60s. They’re a little slow when it comes to adapting to the times.YellowSnow said:
I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.dnc said:
The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.YellowSnow said:You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html
However (and this is mostly my Protestant background talking) the Catholic Church for a long time looked down on the Bible or any other church materials being translated into the country’s native language because they didn’t want lay people reading it and interrupting things for themselves.
Sadly I think it was more about control than preserving the liturgy.
I had to take a history of american music class and a whole test was devoted to gregorian chanting. I couldnt tell the difference between any of that shit -
Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
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Link?BennyBeaver said:Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
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Shit bruh, I got a 4.0 in that same class and didn't have to study or cheat. But that's why Stalin gave me my own shitty little bored.Pitchfork51 said:
By american music, I mean they went way back to like the puritans. Idk it was horseshit. I cheated with like 4 other people (it was an online class) and still got a damn BDoog_de_Jour said:
How on earth did your instructor consider Gregorian chanting part of American music? Did they shoehorn it into the section on gospel music?Pitchfork51 said:
Take it to yellow board. Gregorian chanting sucks ass.Doog_de_Jour said:
I don’t disagree with that in many ways. There’s something beautiful about hearing old Gregorian chants for example, and I don’t think any institution should throw out its traditions on a whim.DerekJohnson said:
I agree, but Joseph Campbell once explained why they kept doing it for so long. It was an attempt to make the experience of hearing mass the same no matter where you were on earth. You would feel at home no matter what, at least in theory. Campbell also said that the original Latin was much more eloquent to listen to than the English, French, Spanish and German translations.Doog_de_Jour said:
The Catholic Church only stopped saying mass in Latin in the 60s. They’re a little slow when it comes to adapting to the times.YellowSnow said:
I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.dnc said:
The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.YellowSnow said:You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html
However (and this is mostly my Protestant background talking) the Catholic Church for a long time looked down on the Bible or any other church materials being translated into the country’s native language because they didn’t want lay people reading it and interrupting things for themselves.
Sadly I think it was more about control than preserving the liturgy.
I had to take a history of american music class and a whole test was devoted to gregorian chanting. I couldnt tell the difference between any of that shit -
It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.dnc said:
Link?BennyBeaver said:Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
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If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware ifYellowSnow said:
It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.dnc said:
Link?BennyBeaver said:Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
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They'll also make allowances for altar boys that are groomed up....in so long as the boy diddling stays within the home diocese.CirrhosisDawg said:
If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware ifYellowSnow said:
It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.dnc said:
Link?BennyBeaver said:Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
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WeakarmCobra said:
how would you know?dnc said:
Hands too quickWeakarmCobra said:
race is that you?phineas said:
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People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife
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I know a Priest and he would never molest a hundred little boys.
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What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?CirrhosisDawg said:
If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware ifYellowSnow said:
It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.dnc said:
Link?BennyBeaver said:Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
"He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!" -
God Bless Henry VIIIdnc said:
What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?CirrhosisDawg said:
If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware ifYellowSnow said:
It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.dnc said:
Link?BennyBeaver said:Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
"He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!"
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A Corleone baptizing their children in anything but Latin just wouldn't be right.Doog_de_Jour said:
The Catholic Church only stopped saying mass in Latin in the 60s. They’re a little slow when it comes to adapting to the times.YellowSnow said:
I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.dnc said:
The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.YellowSnow said:You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html -
I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.RaceBannon said:People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife
Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.
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Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girlsPitchfork51 said:
I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.RaceBannon said:People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife
Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.
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RaceBannon said:
People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a
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@JoesephSmithDawg true?RaceBannon said:
Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girlsPitchfork51 said:
I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.RaceBannon said:People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife
Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.
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YellowSnow said:
@JoesephSmithDawg true?RaceBannon said:
Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girlsPitchfork51 said:
I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.RaceBannon said:People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife
Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.
Its uncanny
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yeah it is pretty funny how that always ends up being the caseRaceBannon said:
Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girlsPitchfork51 said:
I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.RaceBannon said:People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife
Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.
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I think the idea at the Vatican is that the Episcopalians/Anglicans never REALLY left, certainly not from a theological or sacramental standpoint. Holy orders in one is holy orders in the other.dnc said:
What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?CirrhosisDawg said:
If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware ifYellowSnow said:
It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.dnc said:
Link?BennyBeaver said:Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
"He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!" -
dnc said:
What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?CirrhosisDawg said:
If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware ifYellowSnow said:
It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.dnc said:
Link?BennyBeaver said:Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
"He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!"
I'm gonna go ahead and flag you because Natalie Dormer in The Tudors as Anne Boleyn gives one of the truly epic softcore porn performances in Showtime history with the outdoor sex scene.
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Unfortunately the more common avenue of celebrating celebacy is to finger, fondle and fuck alter boys. While the Catholic religion is good at providing charity, it’s also a mafia style operation. I’d say that it’s parishioners would be better served if it was burned to the ground and they seek another sermon.YellowSnow said:
I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.dnc said:
The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.YellowSnow said:You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html -
HH is not for sermon seekerssalemcoog said:
Unfortunately the more common avenue of celebrating celebacy is to finger, fondle and fuck alter boys. While the Catholic religion is good at providing charity, it’s also a mafia style operation. I’d say that it’s parishioners would be better served if it was burned to the ground and they seek another sermon.YellowSnow said:
I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.dnc said:
The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.YellowSnow said:You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html -
I'll pray for you.salemcoog said:
Unfortunately the more common avenue of celebrating celebacy is to finger, fondle and fuck alter boys. While the Catholic religion is good at providing charity, it’s also a mafia style operation. I’d say that it’s parishioners would be better served if it was burned to the ground and they seek another sermon.YellowSnow said:
I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.dnc said:
The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.YellowSnow said:You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html -
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Link?BennyBeaver said:Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
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The pope is a piece of shit communist. In case I didn’t mention that earlier