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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    dnc said:

    WeakarmCobra said:

    phineas said:


    race is that you?
    Hands too quick
    how would you know?
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html

    The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.
    I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.
    The Catholic Church only stopped saying mass in Latin in the 60s. They’re a little slow when it comes to adapting to the times.
    I agree, but Joseph Campbell once explained why they kept doing it for so long. It was an attempt to make the experience of hearing mass the same no matter where you were on earth. You would feel at home no matter what, at least in theory. Campbell also said that the original Latin was much more eloquent to listen to than the English, French, Spanish and German translations.
    I don’t disagree with that in many ways. There’s something beautiful about hearing old Gregorian chants for example, and I don’t think any institution should throw out its traditions on a whim.

    However (and this is mostly my Protestant background talking) the Catholic Church for a long time looked down on the Bible or any other church materials being translated into the country’s native language because they didn’t want lay people reading it and interrupting things for themselves.

    Sadly I think it was more about control than preserving the liturgy.
    Take it to yellow board. Gregorian chanting sucks ass.

    I had to take a history of american music class and a whole test was devoted to gregorian chanting. I couldnt tell the difference between any of that shit
    How on earth did your instructor consider Gregorian chanting part of American music? Did they shoehorn it into the section on gospel music?
    By american music, I mean they went way back to like the puritans. Idk it was horseshit. I cheated with like 4 other people (it was an online class) and still got a damn B
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    BennyBeaver said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html

    The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.
    I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.
    The Catholic Church only stopped saying mass in Latin in the 60s. They’re a little slow when it comes to adapting to the times.
    I agree, but Joseph Campbell once explained why they kept doing it for so long. It was an attempt to make the experience of hearing mass the same no matter where you were on earth. You would feel at home no matter what, at least in theory. Campbell also said that the original Latin was much more eloquent to listen to than the English, French, Spanish and German translations.
    I don’t disagree with that in many ways. There’s something beautiful about hearing old Gregorian chants for example, and I don’t think any institution should throw out its traditions on a whim.

    However (and this is mostly my Protestant background talking) the Catholic Church for a long time looked down on the Bible or any other church materials being translated into the country’s native language because they didn’t want lay people reading it and interrupting things for themselves.

    Sadly I think it was more about control than preserving the liturgy.
    Take it to yellow board. Gregorian chanting sucks ass.

    I had to take a history of american music class and a whole test was devoted to gregorian chanting. I couldnt tell the difference between any of that shit
    How on earth did your instructor consider Gregorian chanting part of American music? Did they shoehorn it into the section on gospel music?
    By american music, I mean they went way back to like the puritans. Idk it was horseshit. I cheated with like 4 other people (it was an online class) and still got a damn B
    Shit bruh, I got a 4.0 in that same class and didn't have to study or cheat. But that's why Stalin gave me my own shitty little bored.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    BennyBeaver said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
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  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    BennyBeaver said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
    If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware if
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,073
    CirrhosisDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    BennyBeaver said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
    If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware if
    They'll also make allowances for altar boys that are groomed up....in so long as the boy diddling stays within the home diocese.





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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    WeakarmCobra said:

    dnc said:

    WeakarmCobra said:

    phineas said:


    race is that you?
    Hands too quick
    how would you know?

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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,884 Founders Club
    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    I know a Priest and he would never molest a hundred little boys.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    CirrhosisDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    BennyBeaver said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
    If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware if
    What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?

    "He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!"
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    BennyBeaver said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
    If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware if
    What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?

    "He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!"
    God Bless Henry VIII

    #myrichanglicans
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html

    The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.
    I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.
    The Catholic Church only stopped saying mass in Latin in the 60s. They’re a little slow when it comes to adapting to the times.
    A Corleone baptizing their children in anything but Latin just wouldn't be right.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited August 2018
    RaceBannon said:

    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife

    I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.

    Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.

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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,884 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    RaceBannon said:

    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife

    I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.

    Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.

    Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girls

    Its uncanny
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife 12 year old boy in a wig he called his wife

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    RaceBannon said:

    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife

    I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.

    Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.

    Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girls

    Its uncanny
    @JoesephSmithDawg true?
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    YellowSnow said:

    RaceBannon said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    RaceBannon said:

    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife

    I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.

    Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.

    Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girls

    Its uncanny
    @JoesephSmithDawg true?

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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    RaceBannon said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    RaceBannon said:

    People forget that St. Pete, the alleged rock upon which the church was built had a wife

    I've always figured that the top guys get plenty of sex slaves and shit but the plebe ass priests at the bottom get squat and think they are all holy and shit.

    Cardinals are having a big belly laugh in the media room.

    Every show about cults has the leader hearing from God that he needs to sleep with lots of teen girls

    Its uncanny
    yeah it is pretty funny how that always ends up being the case
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  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
    dnc said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    BennyBeaver said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
    If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware if
    What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?

    "He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!"
    I think the idea at the Vatican is that the Episcopalians/Anglicans never REALLY left, certainly not from a theological or sacramental standpoint. Holy orders in one is holy orders in the other.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,073
    dnc said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    BennyBeaver said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
    It's extremely rare but I believe they make a few exceptions.
    If a married Episcopalian minister converts to Catholicism, he can serve as a priest while married. That’s the only situation I’m aware if
    What is this some kind of Henry VIII revenge?

    "He converted so he could get a divorce, if you convert back you can stay married!"



    I'm gonna go ahead and flag you because Natalie Dormer in The Tudors as Anne Boleyn gives one of the truly epic softcore porn performances in Showtime history with the outdoor sex scene.

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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html

    The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.
    I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.
    Unfortunately the more common avenue of celebrating celebacy is to finger, fondle and fuck alter boys. While the Catholic religion is good at providing charity, it’s also a mafia style operation. I’d say that it’s parishioners would be better served if it was burned to the ground and they seek another sermon.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    salemcoog said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html

    The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.
    I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.
    Unfortunately the more common avenue of celebrating celebacy is to finger, fondle and fuck alter boys. While the Catholic religion is good at providing charity, it’s also a mafia style operation. I’d say that it’s parishioners would be better served if it was burned to the ground and they seek another sermon.
    HH is not for sermon seekers
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    YellowSnow said:

    You think now might finally be the time to recruit a few straight priests and let them marry?

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2018/08/cleansing-the-catholic-church-of-its-sins.html

    The priests can't marry thing is such chinsanity to me. It's just begging for trouble. And they've certainly found it.
    I understand the historical context somewhat for how having a celebrate clergy came about. But in this day and age how can the church think you are going to get anything but a very high percentage a strange dudes as priests with current policy? It's against the laws of nature to not be allowed some sexy time.
    Unfortunately the more common avenue of celebrating celebacy is to finger, fondle and fuck alter boys. While the Catholic religion is good at providing charity, it’s also a mafia style operation. I’d say that it’s parishioners would be better served if it was burned to the ground and they seek another sermon.
    I'll pray for you.
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    dnc said:

    BennyBeaver said:

    Little known fact, Roman Catholic priests can be married.

    Link?
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    The pope is a piece of shit communist. In case I didn’t mention that earlier
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