This bored is full doog.

CollegeDoog said:

DerekJohnson said:

There is only room for one PL_SS on this site.

Are you saying they should duke it out?

CollegeDoog said:

Your glasses are gay.

PatHadenFS said:

Listen up you queefblowers. I've had enough of your doogish half-chubby for Billy Bob Petersen.

I hired a real fucking coach. I hired the coach of the future! Check out this motherfapping resume:

-- Sark beat Bo Pelinni (great coach, amirite?) one out of three times.
-- Sark beat Boise State one out of two times. That's right, he kicked your new coach right in the Petersen.
-- Sark beat Lane F'ing Kiffen in LA. NO ONE BEATS LANE KIFFEN IN LA*

(*with a few exceptions.)

You coogfelchers were supposed to hire James Mora away from ULCA, but fuck it. I'll take a plunger every season, because once we soften up our schedule we'll be going 9 wins every year. That means Alamo Bowels, you gashgnashers.

Now if you loosers are done, I have a really cool presser to attend.

Haid_D_Salaami said:

mobey said:

That vacuum to the lips video is oddly erotic.

A blonde teen and a large, tubular sucking device......
How could you possibly go wrong?