Kreepy Kewg gets disrespected by ESPN
http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24198508/college-football-national-champions-20-years-ranked
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Just clicked and read the headline
Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50 -
Right. I wouldn't even have put 2005 Texas in the top 5.RaceBannon said:Just clicked and read the headline
Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50 -
05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.
ESPN gonna ESPN. -
Neither USC or Texas had a defense in 05. The 2001 Canes had both a great O and D
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ESPN. Pressing Badly. Every fucking second of the day.
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Exactly. That VY Texas team at #1 is pure clickbait, nothing more.dnc said:05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.
ESPN gonna ESPN. -
Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:RaceBannon said:Just clicked and read the headline
Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50
RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon
Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.
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Fuck, I would pay money to recruits to have RB depth like that.Squirt said:
Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:RaceBannon said:Just clicked and read the headline
Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50
RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon
Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off. -
Any single one of the Alabama teams would have chewed up that Texas team. Clemson would have murdered them too. The only recent team that would have been a decent game would have been the Rapist Winston team.
Shit list shit "journalism" -
Typical ESPACN bias...dnc said:05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.
ESPN gonna ESPN.
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WeakarmCobra said:
Fuck, I would pay money to recruits to have RB depth like that.Squirt said:
Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:RaceBannon said:Just clicked and read the headline
Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50
RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon
Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.
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All the mor reason why the 2000 win was so speshial. Unlike USC, Miami and @creepycoug really respeck us.Squirt said:
Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:RaceBannon said:Just clicked and read the headline
Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50
RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon
Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off. -
kellen winslow not only played in the nfl but he also got busted for jerkin off in a target porking lot.Squirt said:
Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:RaceBannon said:Just clicked and read the headline
Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50
RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon
Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.
he also raped some old people.
anyways, what im sayin is, mark richt probably wont have 'those types' on the u anymore. -
What a joke. That 2005 title game was embarrassing. Neither team had anything resembling a championship defense.
U actually think 2014 Ohio State could matchup with most of them. That team was brutally fast and physical. -
Please light yourself on fucking fire immediately for leaving Sean Taylor off this list.Squirt said:
Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:RaceBannon said:Just clicked and read the headline
Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50
RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon
Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off. -
* douses self with gasoline *whlinder said:
Please light yourself on fucking fire immediately for leaving Sean Taylor off this list.Squirt said:Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:
RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon
Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.
* strikes match *
* accepts fate with resigned certainty that it is the right thing to do * -
Splooge for the Troogsdnc said:05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.
ESPN gonna ESPN.
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If you look up the definition of a "mark" its the guy in the front row trying to fight Michaelsoregonblitzkrieg said:
Splooge for the Troogsdnc said:05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.
ESPN gonna ESPN. -
Quality gif but the statement stands.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Splooge for the Troogsdnc said:05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.
ESPN gonna ESPN.
05 SC destroyed the supposed #1 team in the cuntry.
Ashlee Simpson gave the GOAT halftime show.
Great team, great night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5YPiBx9MJs -
I honestly didn't read the thread past Race and Rowboat, who are in my top five poasters all-tim.
Beyond that, let me put the technical case to you: Texas needed some bad play calling from Pete, and a most mortal Trojan defense, to eek out a last minute win. While there were a lot of amazing freshman defenders on that team (Cushing, Mathews, Maualuga, etc.), the actual defense that year was unspectacular. You don't remember Dallas Sartz you say? Nor does anyone else.
Please. The 2005 Trojans were better than 2005 Texas. I'd take Pete and USC against those guys 7 out of 10.
Whatever. Give Texas something I suppose. -
Nah. I'm going with 2016 win over Stanfurd. That shit was EPIC!!!!!!!!YellowSnow said:
All the mor reason why the 2000 win was so speshial. Unlike USC, Miami and @creepycoug really respeck us.Squirt said:
Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:RaceBannon said:Just clicked and read the headline
Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50
RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon
Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off. -
Great point.YellowSnow said:
All the mor reason why the 2000 win was so speshial. Unlike USC, Miami and @creepycoug really respeck us.Squirt said:
Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:RaceBannon said:Just clicked and read the headline
Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50
RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon
Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off. -
14 OSU would boat race either team. That was a big-boy running game.chuck said:What a joke. That 2005 title game was embarrassing. Neither team had anything resembling a championship defense.
U actually think 2014 Ohio State could matchup with most of them. That team was brutally fast and physical. -
Top 5 Poaster of All Tim on Creep's list and I ain't even been here 2 years!!creepycoug said:I honestly didn't read the thread past Race and Rowboat, who are in my top five poasters all-tim.
Beyond that, let me put the technical case to you: Texas needed some bad play calling from Pete, and a most mortal Trojan defense, to eek out a last minute win. While there were a lot of amazing freshman defenders on that team (Cushing, Mathews, Maualuga, etc.), the actual defense that year was unspectacular. You don't remember Dallas Sartz you say? Nor does anyone else.
Please. The 2005 Trojans were better than 2005 Texas. I'd take Pete and USC against those guys 7 out of 10.
Whatever. Give Texas something I suppose.
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That was a good one. No doubt.Southerndawg said: -
they gave texas 'the longhorn network' which has worked out great for espn, you can see a bull shit in a field every xmas morning.creepycoug said:
Whatever. Give Texas something I suppose.
mistakes were obviously made. -
2002 Ohio State is number 1. They beat that 2001 Miami team with most of the same guys.
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Other than the two starting corners (Buchanan and Rumph), Ed Reed, the starting backfield (Portis and Devenport), 1/2 of the O line ( including All American LT Bryant McKinnie), who as a group didn't so much as let anyone even touch Dorsey during 2001, Chris Campbell and Jeremy Shockey, you're right ... I guess.allpurpleallgold said:2002 Ohio State is number 1. They beat that 2001 Miami team with most of the same guys.
No, you're not. 2002 Ohio State was not a dominating team and nobody has ever brought them up as a GOAT. Their 2014 team would easily beat them. It was one night, their D line, which was good, played out of their minds, they had a great RB and they played a perfect game, and still they needed a knee injury to McGahee, who was starting to gouge them for yards, and a shitty call in OT, to win.
Certainly Miami still had a shit ton of talent on the field, some of it was pretty young, but this was the time by when Coker was catching up to the Peter Principle. There was no Ed Reed to be the de facto coach.
This was not quite as bad a hand-over game as the 86 Penn State game was, but it's up there as one of two titles Miami could have, and should have, easily won.
They were a lot like the 2000 Washington team, who won unspectacularly all the time, but still just won games. And they saved their absolutely best game for the title shot. Give them all the credit in the world, but GOAT they are not.
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Not as epic as the Whammy in Miami!!!!11!!1creepycoug said:
Nah. I'm going with 2016 win over Stanfurd. That shit was EPIC!!!!!!!!YellowSnow said:
All the mor reason why the 2000 win was so speshial. Unlike USC, Miami and @creepycoug really respeck us.
