Kreepy Kewg gets disrespected by ESPN

YellowSnow

2001 Miami only the 3rd best BCS/CFP era national champ.
http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24198508/college-football-national-champions-20-years-ranked

RaceBannon

Just clicked and read the headline

Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50

YellowSnow

RaceBannon said:

Just clicked and read the headline

Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50

Right. I wouldn't even have put 2005 Texas in the top 5.

dnc

05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.

ESPN gonna ESPN.

RaceBannon

Neither USC or Texas had a defense in 05. The 2001 Canes had both a great O and D

CuntWaffle

ESPN. Pressing Badly. Every fucking second of the day.

Gladstone

dnc said:

05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.

ESPN gonna ESPN.

Exactly. That VY Texas team at #1 is pure clickbait, nothing more.

Squirt

RaceBannon said:

Just clicked and read the headline

Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50

Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:

RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon

Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.

FireCohen

Squirt said:

RaceBannon said:

Just clicked and read the headline

Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50

Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:

RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon

Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.

Fuck, I would pay money to recruits to have RB depth like that.

CuntWaffle

Any single one of the Alabama teams would have chewed up that Texas team. Clemson would have murdered them too. The only recent team that would have been a decent game would have been the Rapist Winston team.

Shit list shit "journalism"

PurpleJ

dnc said:

05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.

ESPN gonna ESPN.

Typical ESPACN bias...

dnc

WeakarmCobra said:

Squirt said:

RaceBannon said:

Just clicked and read the headline

Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50

Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:

RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon

Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.

Fuck, I would pay money to recruits to have RB depth like that.

YellowSnow

Squirt said:

RaceBannon said:

Just clicked and read the headline

Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50

Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:

RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon

Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.

All the mor reason why the 2000 win was so speshial. Unlike USC, Miami and @creepycoug really respeck us.

rodmansrage

Squirt said:

RaceBannon said:

Just clicked and read the headline

Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50

Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:

RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon

Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.

kellen winslow not only played in the nfl but he also got busted for jerkin off in a target porking lot.


he also raped some old people.

anyways, what im sayin is, mark richt probably wont have 'those types' on the u anymore.

chuck

What a joke. That 2005 title game was embarrassing. Neither team had anything resembling a championship defense.

U actually think 2014 Ohio State could matchup with most of them. That team was brutally fast and physical.

whlinder

Squirt said:

RaceBannon said:

Just clicked and read the headline

Miami 2001 would have run Texas by 50

Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:

RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon

Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.

Please light yourself on fucking fire immediately for leaving Sean Taylor off this list.

Squirt

whlinder said:

Squirt said:

Agreed. That team's roster was absolutely stacked, probably the GOAT. Shit, they won with Larry Coker as their head coach. I think most of their starters played in the NFL. Some highlights on their roster:

RB Frank Gore
RB Clinton Portis
RB Willis McGahee
WR Andre Johnson
TE Jeremy Shockey
TE Kellen Winslow
OT Bryant McKinnie
DT Vince Wilfork
DT William Joseph
LB Jonathan Vilma
LB DJ Williams
S Ed Reed
CB Phillip Buchanon

Still, creep's Hurricane-loving self can go fuck off.

Please light yourself on fucking fire immediately for leaving Sean Taylor off this list.

* douses self with gasoline *
* strikes match *
* accepts fate with resigned certainty that it is the right thing to do *

oregonblitzkrieg

dnc said:

05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.

ESPN gonna ESPN.

Splooge for the Troogs

Joey

oregonblitzkrieg said:

dnc said:

05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.

ESPN gonna ESPN.

Splooge for the Troogs

If you look up the definition of a "mark" its the guy in the front row trying to fight Michaels

dnc

oregonblitzkrieg said:

dnc said:

05 Texas only makes the top spot because ESPN thought 05 SC was the greatest team of all time. 05 SC wasn't half as good as 04 SC, who is the only acceptable #1 choice other than 01 Miamuh.

ESPN gonna ESPN.

Splooge for the Troogs

Quality gif but the statement stands.

05 SC destroyed the supposed #1 team in the cuntry.

Ashlee Simpson gave the GOAT halftime show.

Great team, great night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5YPiBx9MJs

creepycoug

I honestly didn't read the thread past Race and Rowboat, who are in my top five poasters all-tim.

Beyond that, let me put the technical case to you: Texas needed some bad play calling from Pete, and a most mortal Trojan defense, to eek out a last minute win. While there were a lot of amazing freshman defenders on that team (Cushing, Mathews, Maualuga, etc.), the actual defense that year was unspectacular. You don't remember Dallas Sartz you say? Nor does anyone else.

Please. The 2005 Trojans were better than 2005 Texas. I'd take Pete and USC against those guys 7 out of 10.

Whatever. Give Texas something I suppose.