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RStrongArmCobra said:Jimmy tweeted this:
And an Oregon assistant responds with this:
Lol Oregon coaches suck at this.
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Interestingly enough, this is the dingus that did these rankings.
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What a fucking idiotGaryFromTeenMom said:Interestingly enough, this is the dingus that did these rankings.
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Even better....you fuck with Gary and you get the horns
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The game this year should be fun. Jimmy won’t be able to stay off Twitter if we? win by 50 again
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Same Oregon assistant also tweeted this:
This new Oregon staff has blown me away. They have far surpassed any bullshit hype the Sark staff ever did. Everything goes with them. Obviously they have their usual sales pitch that involves their gay ass uniforms and facilities. But now they're using former players they never coached to sell Oregon, using previous Oregon success they had nothing to do with to sell Oregon, all the gay ass gifs they post usually involving their #MOOD to sell Oregon, talking about "winning a Natty" and "Taking the PAC" and "CaliFlock" to sell Oregon, trying to use the same lingo as the kids by saying shit like "lit" and "all the smoke" to sell Oregon; all while coming off a bowl loss in which they got smacked by Boise State! Watching UW embarrass Oregon's staff of clowns year after year is going to be so satisfying. Cort Dennison sold his soul and is never welcome back.
Will Jimmy Lake please tweet this and drop the mic on these clowns: "While others are quacking for attention the real savages are moving in silence."
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The travel channel does Porking Lot rankings now?
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Oh FFS you fucking doogs. Remember when it was the complete opposite for, you know, the last 8 years under Kelly and Helfrich? WINS matter, 70 to fucking 21 matters, not this bullshit.
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There's nothing wrong with using former players to sell the program. Come on. Likewise the past success of the Chip and Helfrich regimes. I agree that it is all very Sarkish. Be glad the shoe is on the other foot. I never thought I'd see these times renewed.StrongArmCobra said:Same Oregon assistant also tweeted this:
This new Oregon staff has blown me away. They have far surpassed any bullshit hype the Sark staff ever did. Everything goes with them. Obviously they have their usual sales pitch that involves their gay ass uniforms and facilities. But now they're using former players they never coached to sell Oregon, using previous Oregon success they had nothing to do with to sell Oregon, all the gay ass gifs they post usually involving their #MOOD to sell Oregon, talking about "winning a Natty" and "Taking the PAC" and "CaliFlock" to sell Oregon, trying to use the same lingo as the kids by saying shit like "lit" and "all the smoke" to sell Oregon; all while coming off a bowl loss in which they got smacked by Boise State! Watching UW embarrass Oregon's staff of clowns year after year is going to be so satisfying. Cort Dennison sold his soul and is never welcome back.
Will Jimmy Lake please tweet this and drop the mic on these clowns: "While others are quacking for attention the real savages are moving in silence." -
You're a massive toolbag pos if you're handing out 300 scholarships, comparing Eugene to Austin publicly, and publicly react to your rival who just flung you aside like it was Cal week.
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"get them to sign on the line that is dotted... You hear me you fucking faggots?!"
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Mormons are the west coast Black.StrongArmCobra said:Same Oregon assistant also tweeted this:
This new Oregon staff has blown me away. They have far surpassed any bullshit hype the Sark staff ever did. Everything goes with them. Obviously they have their usual sales pitch that involves their gay ass uniforms and facilities. But now they're using former players they never coached to sell Oregon, using previous Oregon success they had nothing to do with to sell Oregon, all the gay ass gifs they post usually involving their #MOOD to sell Oregon, talking about "winning a Natty" and "Taking the PAC" and "CaliFlock" to sell Oregon, trying to use the same lingo as the kids by saying shit like "lit" and "all the smoke" to sell Oregon; all while coming off a bowl loss in which they got smacked by Boise State! Watching UW embarrass Oregon's staff of clowns year after year is going to be so satisfying. Cort Dennison sold his soul and is never welcome back.
Will Jimmy Lake please tweet this and drop the mic on these clowns: "While others are quacking for attention the real savages are moving in silence."
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This thread delivers!
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Again: What the fuck is "Sco"?
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Not 100% sure but I believe "Sco" is the same as "Go" but you use "Sco" if you identify as a retard who has been raped by your father on at least one occasion. Again, don't twist but that is what I've been told by my sources.
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Checks out. Thanks, Gary.
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Let's Go Ducks -> 'sGo Ducks -> Sco Ducks1to392831weretaken said:Again: What the fuck is "Sco"?
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Going into Saturday morning, the Ducks have offered 312 prospects, 46 more offers than the 266 reported by WestCoastCFB on Twitter, and coicedently retweeted by Lake and Harris. The Huskes have offered 87, seven more than the 80 reported in the same tweet.
What's the big deal about this? Washington's coaches are trying to suggest you need to be a special athlete to get an offer from head coach Chris Petersen and the Washingotn Huskies. Well, that's how it reads anyway. And at Oregon? Anyone and everyone gets a scholarship offer. The spray and pray method, if you will.
You might not find a school who has extended more offers than Oregon so far in the 2019 recruiting cycle, but head coach Mario Cristobal is implamenting a plan he's learned from at Alabama under Nick Saban. And perhaps Saban knows a thing or two about winning national titles?
https://247sports.com/college/oregon/Article/Oregon-Ducks-football-Washington-Huskies-Football-Recruiting-Rankings-Jimmy-Lake-Will-Harris-Mario-Cristobal-119287332/ -
ahh and there's the saban comparison
and sark was carroll
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Seen a lot of that on twatter. "It works for Alabama so...."
You aren't fucking Alabama and Cristobal sure the fuck ain't Nick Saban you god damn knuckle draggers. -
We aren't Alabama. However, why the hell do I care if they offer the entire planet as long as the guys we get are good?GaryFromTeenMom said:Seen a lot of that on twatter. "It works for Alabama so...."
You aren't fucking Alabama and Cristobal sure the fuck ain't Nick Saban you god damn knuckle draggers.
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only fucking results matter, who gives a fuck as long as you get the players you want.lawsandl said:
We aren't Alabama. However, why the hell do I care if they offer the entire planet as long as the guys we get are good?GaryFromTeenMom said:Seen a lot of that on twatter. "It works for Alabama so...."
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Yeah I don't GAF about the whole offer thing, but its still hilarious how much Oregon fans are outraged by Lake's 'shot' at them when he literally said nothing about them. Jimmy's the fucking best at getting the rival fanbases all riled up
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jimmy's shit talking is the next level shit. he definitely knows how to fuck with quooks and cougsNeighbor2972 said:Yeah I don't GAF about the whole offer thing, but its still hilarious how much Oregon fans are outraged by Lake's 'shot' at them when he literally said nothing about them. Jimmy's the fucking best at getting the rival fanbases all riled up
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Nah, fuck that guy.
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Let's Go Ducks -> 'sGo Ducks -> Sco Ducks1to392831weretaken said:Again: What the fuck is "Sco"?
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Just sign a good class.
Who gives a shit? This is the Doogiest of all narratives.
I’m sure Keon Markham is sitting in his house masturbating to the text that we sent him that said he had an offer.
Obviously it meant a lot to Zach Charbonnet.
Smalls seems really impressed.
WHO GIVES A FUCK?
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Go pork wood your trashy bitch fatass. That is if you can find your two inch cockus under all those rolls of lard.GaryFromTeenMom said:Seen a lot of that on twatter. "It works for Alabama so...."
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THIS. NEM.animate said:"get them to sign on the line that is dotted... You hear me you fucking faggots?!"
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You don't have to tell me but...by chance, were you educated in the Eugene public school system?oregonblitzkrieg said:
Go pork wood your trashy bitch fatass.GaryFromTeenMom said:Seen a lot of that on twatter. "It works for Alabama so...."
You aren't fucking Alabama and Cristobal sure the fuck ain't Nick Saban you god damn knuckle draggers.