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Gaard "The Dutch Viking" Memmelaar, 4* 2020 OL, Middleton (HS), ID (COMMITTED)

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  • jhfstyle24
    jhfstyle24 Member Posts: 3,255

    Ok. So...... I know I shouldn't have done it. I know he's just 16 and hasn't even started his junior year of high school. I know I shouldn't have lied...

    I said I needed to take an urgent dump. I took my phone upstairs and locked the spare bathroom door. I kept the lights low. I turned on the fan to make it all seem legit.

    And then I did it. I..... I watched his hudl....

    But I couldn't help it! If would have known I would have tried to resist.

    But.... this kid.....


    WOOD
  • Miley_Cyrus
    Miley_Cyrus Member Posts: 832
    Holy fuck how has nobody offered? Not even Idaho or Idaho state? I am erect.
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,671 Swaye's Wigwam
    I didn't want to but I watched. You bunch of fucking degenerates make it seem so sick. Fuck.

    Impressive though. What an athlete to move that frame like that at age 16. That's nuts. I bet the coaches shat their pants when they first saw him.

    Tackle all the way unless he somehow gets slower.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,679 Founders Club
    AEB said:

    Jeg elsker meg noe Nordmann. Hvit TE eller Norsk OL, hvorfor ikke begge to?

    Fuck me, I understand this
  • biak1
    biak1 Member Posts: 4,237

    Memmelaar is a Dutch name you morons.

    Don’t take this from me. Holland was raped and pillaged as much as the next guy.
  • HuskyClaws
    HuskyClaws Member Posts: 1,170
    I think he's related to Dale Memmelaar.
  • AlCzervik
    AlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774

    I think he's related to Dale Memmelaar.

    Of the Coney Island Memmelaars?
  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,623 Founders Club

    Things I love a lot about his hudl:

    Larry Craig award for wide stance. He just flairs his legs out and fires his feet into the ground like pistons.

    He bows his back and has incredible strength to get people off.

    Oddly his pass technique is natural and his run technique is just “bulldozer”. Which is great.

    But that frame is gorgeous and his bend, movement and power is fantastic. It’s sophomore film.

    His body is already there.

    It’s just impressive shit.

    Obviously we wouldn’t be offering if we didn’t fucking love him.

    People like me.
  • Edwin_Bambino
    Edwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,944
    Gladstone said:

    “I think I did good”, Memmelaar told Realdawg.com, “About two days later they contacted Coach Brock (high school coach) and I got the offer. I knew from the very beginning I wanted to go there — when I was up there it just felt like home with the staff and the players.”

    Memmelaar came back this week (today) with his parents, and the official commitment was made.

    “They love it”, he said, “They couldn’t be happier.”

    Memmelaar is from Middleton, Idaho (a small town about 30 minutes outside of Boise) and he grew up knowing all about Chris Petersen while the Husky coach was the Boise State coach. So getting to play for that coach is a dream come true for this young man.

    “Coach Pete is such a great guy”, he said, adding that his position coach, Scott Huff is “Amazing — I’m blessed to be able to have him as a position coach.”

    It’s still very early, but Memmelaar says, “This is it for me”.

    Washington was his first offer — and it won’t be his last — but he’s not going to be wavering at all from here on out. In fact, he’s going to be back in Seattle this fall, “I’m probably going to come up for the Stanford game”, he said.

    Stanford better stay the fuck away from this kid.
  • Joey
    Joey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,237 Founders Club
    edited June 2018

    I see a future key note speaker at a pirate convention
  • Thebourbinator
    Thebourbinator Member Posts: 664

    Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

    Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.

    Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?

    It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.

  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

    Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.

    Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?

    It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.
    Norwegians aren’t white HTH.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

    Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.

    Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?

    It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.
    Norwegians aren’t white HTH.
    Bruh I'm borderline translucent out here.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    Hey Gaard, if you read the boreds, if you could please grow your hair out and start spelling your name with umlauts or diaereses it would greatly help with all of the fan fiction that we are going to write about you, as well as when you decide to cross the rainbow bridge to Valhalla.

    Umlauts are for Germans and Swedish pussies. Idk if Gaard is supposed to be one of those Nordic names that white power people in the US love or what the deal is with that.

    Gaard isn't really a given name anyway. Gard is. Gaard is just a transliteration of Gård, which means farm. I know they're from Idaho, but who the fuck names their kid "Farm"?

    It's getting more and more difficult to not be a self-loathing whitey.
    Norwegians aren’t white HTH.
    Bruh I'm borderline translucent over here.
    I love Norwegians.