Daniel Heimuli, 5* 2019 LB, Menlo Park (Menlo-Atherton), CA (Committed)

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https://twitter.com/DanielHeimuli/status/953704250227400704

We? obviously HASWTG since his other offers suck.

Late bloomer?

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Dennis_DeYoung

This kid is elite.
@Dennis_DeYoung do you like our chances with this kid? don't give me that ektard shit!

I mean... we got Tuli.

DoogCourics

Hey Mr. Ngalu,

Please do the needful and make a blood pact with your teammate.

dnc

This kid is elite.
@Dennis_DeYoung do you like our chances with this kid? don't give me that ektard shit!

"I’ve heard we are doing well with him, but we shall see."

-DDY earlier today

Neighbor2972

Read as much into one sentence blurbs as you want, but I feel like he gave us the best quote
https://247sports.com/Article/Four-star-LB-Daniel-Heimuli-breaks-down-his-top-eight-119148829/

CuntWaffle

This years Brandon Kaho

Domicillo

Why does she have to do this to us...

https://twitter.com/ruthjrobbins/status/1008914008966029312?s=21

DoogCourics

Why does she have to do this to us...
https://twitter.com/ruthjrobbins/status/1008914008966029312?s=21

On her message boards she said, “Am I doing a good enough job playing this down? ;-)“

pat_hm

People forget his teammate is already committed to us :-)

jhfstyle24

Why does she have to do this to us...
https://twitter.com/ruthjrobbins/status/1008914008966029312?s=21
On her message boards she said, “Am I doing a good enough job playing this down? ;-)“

She fucking sucks sometimes. How many recruits can she cost before she figures it the fuck out?

Since I know she'll read this:

Fuck off and quit trying to pretend you know everything because a) you're stupid enough that you blocked me on twitter for telling you that you can't call lady gaga's flab gross because look at you and b) it costs you nothing to shut your fucking trap until the recruit tells you you have the go ahead. thx and good night. also LEAVE

Dennis_DeYoung

This years Brandon Kaho

I like him more.

DoogCourics

Hey Mr. Ngalu,

Please do the needful and make a blood pact with your teammate.

People forget his teammate is already committed to us :-)

People don’t forget. People literally ask his teammate to make a blood pact an hour before you poast.

CuntWaffle

This years Brandon Kaho
I like him more.

I just mean he is rated 75000 when he should be in the top 100

Dennis_DeYoung

This years Brandon Kaho
I like him more.
I just mean he is rated 75000 when he should be in the top 100

His film is straight porn. Just like straight up pornography. Jizzed in my pants porn.

CuntWaffle

This years Brandon Kaho
I like him more.
I just mean he is rated 75000 when he should be in the top 100
His film is straight porn. Just like straight up pornography. Jizzed in my pants porn.

Why would you watch porn and NOT jizz your pants?

dnc

This years Brandon Kaho
I like him more.
I just mean he is rated 75000 when he should be in the top 100
His film is straight porn. Just like straight up pornography. Jizzed in my pants porn.

Dennis_DeYoung

This years Brandon Kaho
I like him more.
I just mean he is rated 75000 when he should be in the top 100
His film is straight porn. Just like straight up pornography. Jizzed in my pants porn.
Why would you watch porn and NOT jizz your pants?

I assume most of us try not to jizz in our shorts.

Paging masturbation sock, etc...

Like this is, you can’t get it unzipped before you are through porn.

CuntWaffle

This years Brandon Kaho
I like him more.
I just mean he is rated 75000 when he should be in the top 100
His film is straight porn. Just like straight up pornography. Jizzed in my pants porn.
Why would you watch porn and NOT jizz your pants?
I assume most of us try not to jizz in our shorts.

Paging masturbation sock, etc...

Like this is, you can’t get it unzipped before you are through porn.

@loadsock ? true?

Rubberfist

This years Brandon Kaho
I like him more.
I just mean he is rated 75000 when he should be in the top 100
His film is straight porn. Just like straight up pornography. Jizzed in my pants porn.

So wait, like you didn’t even need to touch yourself?

kh83

Holy shit. His burst. His closing speed. He runs like a gazelle. The couple highlights where back pedals then comes forward and sucks up the distance like its nothing...this guy is elite.

FireCohen

Hey guys this kid is pretty good, we should try to sign him