Happy Fathers Day

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Congrats on the sex, guys!
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I always wonder how many kids are wondering who their father is today, and it's me.
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The o/u is 5Swaye said:I always wonder how many kids are wondering who their father is today, and it's me.
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What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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Axe your dadsYellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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Swaye said:
I always wonder how many kids are wondering who their father is today, and it's me.
https://youtu.be/-Hs12Aujq54
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It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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One of these days I'll lose my virginity
Then you'll all see who is the cool guy here -
Marriage neuters.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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I lost my virginity last night.Pitchfork51 said:One of these days I'll lose my virginity
Then you'll all see who is the cool guy here
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BRB, JObackthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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Shriveled balls superiority guy...backthepack said:
Marriage shrivels your balls.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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That, or she comes to the realization she reproduced with a guy that uses the term "sexy time"YellowSnow said:
It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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I'm a 6'6" 210lb former student atha-lete. Not hard to find people who want your genes even if you quote Borat to excess.Pitchfork51 said:
That, or she comes to the realization she reproduced with a guy that uses the term "sexy time"YellowSnow said:
It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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Are you free tonight?YellowSnow said:
I'm a 6'6" 210lb former student atha-lete. Not hard to find people who want your genes even if you quote Borat to excess.Pitchfork51 said:
That, or she comes to the realization she reproduced with a guy that uses the term "sexy time"YellowSnow said:
It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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if you two get together hmuWeakarmCobra said:
Are you free tonight?YellowSnow said:
I'm a 6'6" 210lb former student atha-lete. Not hard to find people who want your genes even if you quote Borat to excess.Pitchfork51 said:
That, or she comes to the realization she reproduced with a guy that uses the term "sexy time"YellowSnow said:
It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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Is Mrs Cobra hot?WeakarmCobra said:
Are you free tonight?YellowSnow said:
I'm a 6'6" 210lb former student atha-lete. Not hard to find people who want your genes even if you quote Borat to excess.Pitchfork51 said:
That, or she comes to the realization she reproduced with a guy that uses the term "sexy time"YellowSnow said:
It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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That's what I'm saying. Everything after the kid is just grin and bear itYellowSnow said:
I'm a 6'6" 210lb former student atha-lete. Not hard to find people who want your genes even if you quote Borat to excess.Pitchfork51 said:
That, or she comes to the realization she reproduced with a guy that uses the term "sexy time"YellowSnow said:
It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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Pre-mom vaginas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mom vaginas. Tight vs loose. Tight always wins.
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Most of us fucktards should of been swallowed
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*have beenHUSKYFANATIC said:Most of us fucktards should of been swallowed
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I like sex. I like you. Is nice.Pitchfork51 said:
That, or she comes to the realization she reproduced with a guy that uses the term "sexy time"YellowSnow said:
It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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I really hope your wife has some thicc boi genes, so little yella can play LT for UW.YellowSnow said:
I'm a 6'6" 210lb former student atha-lete. Not hard to find people who want your genes even if you quote Borat to excess.Pitchfork51 said:
That, or she comes to the realization she reproduced with a guy that uses the term "sexy time"YellowSnow said:
It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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If Mrs Snow genes beat mine, you've got solid white tight end material. But the anti football propaganda is skrong these days amongst Seattle parents.backthepack said:
I really hope your wife has some thicc boi genes, so little yella can play LT for UW.YellowSnow said:
I'm a 6'6" 210lb former student atha-lete. Not hard to find people who want your genes even if you quote Borat to excess.Pitchfork51 said:
That, or she comes to the realization she reproduced with a guy that uses the term "sexy time"YellowSnow said:
It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
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Forgot about the race on who is the best parent (aka coddles the most)YellowSnow said:
If Mrs Snow genes beat mine, you've got solid white tight end material. But the anti football propaganda is skrong these days amongst Seattle parents.backthepack said:
I really hope your wife has some thicc boi genes, so little yella can play LT for UW.YellowSnow said:
I'm a 6'6" 210lb former student atha-lete. Not hard to find people who want your genes even if you quote Borat to excess.Pitchfork51 said:
That, or she comes to the realization she reproduced with a guy that uses the term "sexy time"YellowSnow said:
It's not marriage per say, rather the kids that kill the sexy time. You marry the right gal and there's plenty of humps still, but once kids come into the picture you fucked.PurpleBaze said:
It's not so much shriveled balls as it is marriage in general.backthepack said:
It must suck to have shrivelled balls.YellowSnow said:
What sex? FML.backthepack said:Congrats on the sex, guys!
You could let him play football and then also complain about a teacher mistreating him and get the teacher fired.
Those two should wash out. -
oregonblitzkrieg said:
Pre-mom vaginas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mom vaginas. Tight vs loose. Tight always wins.
C section - heard of it? Yuge in Miami and South America. The Latin Mens don't like to compromise. -
Expected little from thread, got more.