Post About TImes You Sh*t Your Pants And What Happened Next
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Pretty sure this was everyone’s initial thoughtPurpleBaze said: -
You're just jealous that I was the first one to tag him, Cunt!CuntWaffle said:
Pretty sure this was everyone’s initial thoughtPurpleBaze said: -
@jhfstyle1through23 is also welcome to chime in.
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Pay good money to go watch that and then pop offSarkFanSixtyNine said:
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Please stay with the theme of the thread.RaceBannon said:
Pay good money to go watch that and then poop offSarkFanSixtyNine said: -
I’ve always wanted to pop off!RaceBannon said:
Pay good money to go watch that and then pop offSarkFanSixtyNine said: -
UW won a conference title.
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Coming out of the grocery store carrying a big box of various 22s for a BBQ that had just started at my house. Walking across the parking lot to my car, feel a nice fart coming on, let fly. Noooooot a fart.
I quickly start doing the math: I'm wearing my only pair of jeans that aren't currently in the washing machine. I've got a ton of people over at my house. This last pair of jeans is all that stand between me and an esplanaishun to everyone when I get home. So I stuff the box o' beer in the back seat, pull jeans down to knees, sacrifice car seat, and start the short drive home. 2.2 miles, almost entirely back roads. No problem. Right until I see the flashing red and blue in my rear view mirror. Against all odds, this would have to be the day that the cops noticed my expired tabs.
Now I have another decision to make. I can sit there with my pants around my knees and a giant box of beer in the backseat and try talking my way out of an almost certain field sobriety test or I can pull my last pair of clean pants up over my shitty ass. Sorry, car seat, your sacrifice was for naught...
Got a ticket, got home, entered my house through the only door, and made the walk of shame through the crowd. After a quick shower, I ended up spending the rest of the party in some old grubby sweatpants. Luckily the Huskies sucked back then, so no risk of embarrassing sweatpants boner while watching the game.
Ate a burger, got drunk. The end.
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I've never shit my pants but once when I was 7 years old I took a dump in the wastebasket under the desk of a salesperson in an appliance store because my aunt & uncle (I was visiting my cousin) and this salesperson were so busy talking to each other that nobody would tell me where the restroom was and I really had to shit.
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Then you're not drinking right!Baphomet said:I've never shit my pants but once when I was 7 years old I took a dump in the wastebasket under the desk of a salesperson in an appliance store because my aunt & uncle (I was visiting my cousin) and this salesperson were so busy talking to each other that nobody would tell me where the restroom was and I really had to shit.
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Tonight I had one of those sputtering diarrhea episodes where it doesn't all come out. I'm afraid to go to sleep for fear of shitting my pants in my sleep. I can feel the liquid poop brewing in my sphincter.
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Actually a CSB1to392831weretaken said:Coming out of the grocery store carrying a big box of various 22s for a BBQ that had just started at my house. Walking across the parking lot to my car, feel a nice fart coming on, let fly. Noooooot a fart.
I quickly start doing the math: I'm wearing my only pair of jeans that aren't currently in the washing machine. I've got a ton of people over at my house. This last pair of jeans is all that stand between me and an esplanaishun to everyone when I get home. So I stuff the box o' beer in the back seat, pull jeans down to knees, sacrifice car seat, and start the short drive home. 2.2 miles, almost entirely back roads. No problem. Right until I see the flashing red and blue in my rear view mirror. Against all odds, this would have to be the day that the cops noticed my expired tabs.
Now I have another decision to make. I can sit there with my pants around my knees and a giant box of beer in the backseat and try talking my way out of an almost certain field sobriety test or I can pull my last pair of clean pants up over my shitty ass. Sorry, car seat, your sacrifice was for naught...
Got a ticket, got home, entered my house through the only door, and made the walk of shame through the crowd. After a quick shower, I ended up spending the rest of the party in some old grubby sweatpants. Luckily the Huskies sucked back then, so no risk of embarrassing sweatpants boner while watching the game.
Ate a burger, got drunk. The end.
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Which story do you want to hear?
When I lived in Germany, I'd go for a run in the morning and I swear to god, running makes me shit. There were at least 6 different times when I was in the middle of a forest preserve area and I stepped off the trail to shit. -
WHAT AN OFFENSE!!!SarkFanSixtyNine said: -
We want BamaDennis_DeYoung said:
WHAT AN OFFENSE!!!SarkFanSixtyNine said:
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As you get older even a harmless fart becomes an adventure
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Not to be the "shit your pants superiority guy". But that's recognizing a problem and dealing with it. Smith/Browning continually shit their pants.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Which story do you want to hear?
When I lived in Germany, I'd go for a run in the morning and I swear to god, running makes me shit. There were at least 6 different times when I was in the middle of a forest preserve area and I stepped off the trail to shit. -
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Im more of a constipation superiority guy
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One of the best pants-shitting stories I ever heard was from Scott Eklund. Fucking hysterical. Seriously.
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No wonder his kid got the crudDennis_DeYoung said:One of the best pants-shitting stories I ever heard was from Scott Eklund. Fucking hysterical. Seriously.
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Dennis_DeYoung said:
One of the best pants-shitting stories I ever heard was from Scott Eklund. Fucking hysterical. Seriously.
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every single recruiting "scoop" he's hadCuntWaffle said:Dennis_DeYoung said:One of the best pants-shitting stories I ever heard was from Scott Eklund. Fucking hysterical. Seriously.
"well it's a 50 50 chance he might go to UW or USC I think it's UW or also maybe USC could be the pick here" -
It was the nachos.Dennis_DeYoung said:One of the best pants-shitting stories I ever heard was from Scott Eklund. Fucking hysterical. Seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrbCQr5C_LE
