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SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,162 Founders Club
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  • AIRWOLF
    AIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840
    koopdog said:

    Swaye said:

    Sven died. Such Fag J was reborn. AZDuck sold his kids into white slavery. dnc and I had sex a bunch of times. Pretty much normal here.

    Any hairdressers stab you recently?


    I got out of the hairdresser business. Since last I got a concussion by getting hit by a truck while I was running on remote Lewis County roads. It nearly killed me and I don't remember much about the following several months. Married Girl Friend dumped me as soon as she got a divorce. Broke 6 ribs in the fall, I broke my ankle in Feb, and dislocated my knee in April. I started dating a hot rich girl that is part one of your people, but she's pretty pissed at me right now and didn't return my morning booty call text. So, status quo.
    Glad you aren't dead!
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  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    They always dump the toys when they get loose of a relationship. Oh and thank you for your service.
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  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,162 Founders Club
    Ice_Holmvik said:

    They always dump the toys when they get loose of a relationship. Oh and thank you for your service.

    And.... it's not like everyone didn't tell me that. Glad I gave her confidence to pursue her dreams. FML.
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  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,162 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    I got hit by a car back in high school. Fractured skull, broken ribs, dislocated jaw. It explains a lot about me. Welcome to the club!!!!!1

    It does.... fuck. Mine was just the concussion but it was severe. First time I've ever lost consciousness even during my thank me for my service activities.
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  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,162 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    koopdog said:

    Swaye said:

    Sven died. Such Fag J was reborn. AZDuck sold his kids into white slavery. dnc and I had sex a bunch of times. Pretty much normal here.

    Any hairdressers stab you recently?


    I'm glad to hear my son is back. Sven died in another forum too. I think he may have found Jesus or maybe his boss found out how much time he was not working. I knew about AZDuck, I'm the one who bought his kids.

    Any fun NooBs? Did Puppy finally succumb to bedsores? Is this trashpit profitable? Can we poast photos of coke on a record and nipples? Is Race stilling owning Hondo? What size is DNC's poopshoot?
    Yeah we got some pretty good new players here. I can't remember any of their names but that is a more a reflection of my drug abuse than their quality. Puppy vanished again. Probably lots of poundins to the roundins going down in Maltby. This place is like 10 bucks into the black for the year. I should have bought stock in 2012. Wigwam still allows for all the porn you want. New saying around here "Come watch Hondo struggle in every thread" brought about because of Race owning him anally multiple times daily. DNC does butthole Kegel exercises to keep that shit in check for me.

    You are all caught up now.
    Thank you for your Service. Oh, one more thing, did Sven go down in a Way of the Gun kind of way or more like Bernie Madoff?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    koopdog said:

    Swaye said:

    koopdog said:

    Swaye said:

    Sven died. Such Fag J was reborn. AZDuck sold his kids into white slavery. dnc and I had sex a bunch of times. Pretty much normal here.

    Any hairdressers stab you recently?


    I'm glad to hear my son is back. Sven died in another forum too. I think he may have found Jesus or maybe his boss found out how much time he was not working. I knew about AZDuck, I'm the one who bought his kids.

    Any fun NooBs? Did Puppy finally succumb to bedsores? Is this trashpit profitable? Can we poast photos of coke on a record and nipples? Is Race stilling owning Hondo? What size is DNC's poopshoot?
    Yeah we got some pretty good new players here. I can't remember any of their names but that is a more a reflection of my drug abuse than their quality. Puppy vanished again. Probably lots of poundins to the roundins going down in Maltby. This place is like 10 bucks into the black for the year. I should have bought stock in 2012. Wigwam still allows for all the porn you want. New saying around here "Come watch Hondo struggle in every thread" brought about because of Race owning him anally multiple times daily. DNC does butthole Kegel exercises to keep that shit in check for me.

    You are all caught up now.
    Thank you for your Service. Oh, one more thing, did Sven go down in a Way of the Gun kind of way or more like Bernie Madoff?
    That's a great question. I have no idea. He just disappeared one day while I was on a trip to DC. I wasn't around much for a few days, and then I got back and everyone was saying he left. Nobody ever said why. I didn't even add him to the Road Kill bored because I didn't have a witty reason why. Maybe someone will respond here.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    One other thing I forgot...Fuck Off, Glove fagged out, and Dabone came roaring back. So we basically traded FO,G and Boobs for SFJ and Dabone at the deadline.
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  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,162 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    One other thing I forgot...Fuck Off, Glove fagged out, and Dabone came roaring back. So we basically traded FO,G and Boobs for SFJ and Dabone at the deadline.

    That's a good trade.
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  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,423
    Glad you are doing better, I remember when you first posted about getting hit while jogging. It was so disturbingly weird I thought you were being sarcastic. Not fun. Please to be podding with Derek at some point this summer.

    - Fagstone.
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  • UWhuskytskeet
    UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113
    Boobs lives-on in the Twatters. He'll be back.
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  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,162 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    koopdog said:

    Gladstone said:

    Glad you are doing better, I remember when you first posted about getting hit while jogging. It was so disturbingly weird I thought you were being sarcastic. Not fun. Please to be podding with Derek at some point this summer.

    - Fagstone.

    I don't even remember posting about it. Lol. That's how bad it was. I don't remember a single Husky game either. I remember waking up with a runny butt after @TommySQC and I attended the HH get together in Woodinville, and I'm grateful for the memory.

    Would love to pod with Derek again. I think recording our catch up phone call with little Husky talk and my mea culpa to Jen Cohen is in order.
    I hate to be the first one to tell you this but sark is still your coach and you went 7-5 last year.
    Fuck. I had a dream we had a real coach, albeit one that doesn't recruit linemen.

    Did Sark try to grab my ex-girlfriend's tits at Raise the Woof again?
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  • SweatpantsGeneral
    SweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,162 Founders Club
    BTW, what happened to the front page? Did Derek get lazy, Race quit writing, or Derek finally hooked up with a curry girl? Fuck I have a ton of backstories.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    koopdog said:

    BTW, what happened to the front page? Did Derek get lazy, Race quit writing, or Derek finally hooked up with a curry girl? Fuck I have a ton of backstories.

    All of the above is what I'm hearing.
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