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SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,099 Swaye's Wigwam
What did I miss?

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  • AIRWOLFAIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840
    koopdog said:

    Swaye said:

    Sven died. Such Fag J was reborn. AZDuck sold his kids into white slavery. dnc and I had sex a bunch of times. Pretty much normal here.

    Any hairdressers stab you recently?


    I got out of the hairdresser business. Since last I got a concussion by getting hit by a truck while I was running on remote Lewis County roads. It nearly killed me and I don't remember much about the following several months. Married Girl Friend dumped me as soon as she got a divorce. Broke 6 ribs in the fall, I broke my ankle in Feb, and dislocated my knee in April. I started dating a hot rich girl that is part one of your people, but she's pretty pissed at me right now and didn't return my morning booty call text. So, status quo.
    Glad you aren't dead!
  • Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,911
    They always dump the toys when they get loose of a relationship. Oh and thank you for your service.
  • SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,099 Swaye's Wigwam

    They always dump the toys when they get loose of a relationship. Oh and thank you for your service.

    And.... it's not like everyone didn't tell me that. Glad I gave her confidence to pursue her dreams. FML.
  • SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,099 Swaye's Wigwam
    PurpleJ said:

    I got hit by a car back in high school. Fractured skull, broken ribs, dislocated jaw. It explains a lot about me. Welcome to the club!!!!!1

    It does.... fuck. Mine was just the concussion but it was severe. First time I've ever lost consciousness even during my thank me for my service activities.
  • SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,099 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    koopdog said:

    Swaye said:

    Sven died. Such Fag J was reborn. AZDuck sold his kids into white slavery. dnc and I had sex a bunch of times. Pretty much normal here.

    Any hairdressers stab you recently?


    I'm glad to hear my son is back. Sven died in another forum too. I think he may have found Jesus or maybe his boss found out how much time he was not working. I knew about AZDuck, I'm the one who bought his kids.

    Any fun NooBs? Did Puppy finally succumb to bedsores? Is this trashpit profitable? Can we poast photos of coke on a record and nipples? Is Race stilling owning Hondo? What size is DNC's poopshoot?
    Yeah we got some pretty good new players here. I can't remember any of their names but that is a more a reflection of my drug abuse than their quality. Puppy vanished again. Probably lots of poundins to the roundins going down in Maltby. This place is like 10 bucks into the black for the year. I should have bought stock in 2012. Wigwam still allows for all the porn you want. New saying around here "Come watch Hondo struggle in every thread" brought about because of Race owning him anally multiple times daily. DNC does butthole Kegel exercises to keep that shit in check for me.

    You are all caught up now.
    Thank you for your Service. Oh, one more thing, did Sven go down in a Way of the Gun kind of way or more like Bernie Madoff?
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,357 Founders Club
    koopdog said:

    Swaye said:

    koopdog said:

    Swaye said:

    Sven died. Such Fag J was reborn. AZDuck sold his kids into white slavery. dnc and I had sex a bunch of times. Pretty much normal here.

    Any hairdressers stab you recently?


    I'm glad to hear my son is back. Sven died in another forum too. I think he may have found Jesus or maybe his boss found out how much time he was not working. I knew about AZDuck, I'm the one who bought his kids.

    Any fun NooBs? Did Puppy finally succumb to bedsores? Is this trashpit profitable? Can we poast photos of coke on a record and nipples? Is Race stilling owning Hondo? What size is DNC's poopshoot?
    Yeah we got some pretty good new players here. I can't remember any of their names but that is a more a reflection of my drug abuse than their quality. Puppy vanished again. Probably lots of poundins to the roundins going down in Maltby. This place is like 10 bucks into the black for the year. I should have bought stock in 2012. Wigwam still allows for all the porn you want. New saying around here "Come watch Hondo struggle in every thread" brought about because of Race owning him anally multiple times daily. DNC does butthole Kegel exercises to keep that shit in check for me.

    You are all caught up now.
    Thank you for your Service. Oh, one more thing, did Sven go down in a Way of the Gun kind of way or more like Bernie Madoff?
    That's a great question. I have no idea. He just disappeared one day while I was on a trip to DC. I wasn't around much for a few days, and then I got back and everyone was saying he left. Nobody ever said why. I didn't even add him to the Road Kill bored because I didn't have a witty reason why. Maybe someone will respond here.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,357 Founders Club
    One other thing I forgot...Fuck Off, Glove fagged out, and Dabone came roaring back. So we basically traded FO,G and Boobs for SFJ and Dabone at the deadline.
  • SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,099 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    One other thing I forgot...Fuck Off, Glove fagged out, and Dabone came roaring back. So we basically traded FO,G and Boobs for SFJ and Dabone at the deadline.

    That's a good trade.
  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Glad you are doing better, I remember when you first posted about getting hit while jogging. It was so disturbingly weird I thought you were being sarcastic. Not fun. Please to be podding with Derek at some point this summer.

    - Fagstone.
  • UWhuskytskeetUWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,110
    Boobs lives-on in the Twatters. He'll be back.
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