Greetings from Maui

Mai tais on the beach at sunset
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Maui is code for EQA.
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You know the rules.
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That was probably the look on my face when I paid $2.29 for a fucking cucumber at the Napili Market this eveningDerekJohnson said: -
They are only $2.09 at Safeway in Lahaina bruh.BearsWiin said:
That was probably the look on my face when I paid $2.29 for a fucking cucumber at the Napili Market this eveningDerekJohnson said: -
Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.
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It's more discrete, and quite frankly more nutritional, than going to the sex shop for a throbber.PurpleThrobber said:Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.
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The Throbber is more economical.2001400ex said:
It's more discrete, and quite frankly more nutritional, than going to the sex shop for a throbber.PurpleThrobber said:Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.
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Suck what? I'm going on a 3 week vodka expedition here in another week...hoping for a Mueller interview when I get back.
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PurpleThrobber said:
Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.
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Romantic? We've got three kids with us.PurpleThrobber said:Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.
Still on Cali time, just watched the sunrise hit Molokai and Lana'i* from our lanai. Surprised I slept as well as I did with the surf 30 feet out the window.
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I feel the hedonists of the bored (young or old) who haven't managed to (intentionally) get a few past the goalie don't fully appreciate this.BearsWiin said:
Romantic? We've got three kids with us.PurpleThrobber said:Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.
Still on Cali time, just watched the sunrise hit Molokai and Lana'i* from our lanai. Surprised I slept as well as I did with the surf 30 feet out the window.
* Autocorrect wanted to change lana'i to labia -
BearsWiin said:
Romantic? We've got three kids with us.PurpleThrobber said:Your wife asking you to run to the market to get a cucumber is not a good start to a romantic vacation.
Still on Cali time, just watched the sunrise hit Molokai and Lana'i* from our lanai. Surprised I slept as well as I did with the surf 30 feet out the window.
* Autocorrect wanted to change lana'i to labia
Reads better as labia.
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I never need to do the fucking road to Hana again.
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When somebody would really get after it at the bar, we called it "getting Nolte."DerekJohnson said: -
Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.
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Total haole move, brahBearsWiin said:I never need to do the fucking road to Hana again.
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That's my, and Danny Shelton's, ancestral home, brah.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.
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PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Go to a real island, like Vashon or Camano.
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Been to Oahu. Doesn't compare to Maui.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.
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Why do you hate Mercer?DerekJohnson said:PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Vashon or Camano.
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GrundleStiltzkin said:
That's my, and Danny Shelton's, ancestral home, brah.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.
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Shocking that you're such a BBQ fanatic, brah.GrundleStiltzkin said:
That's my, and Danny Shelton's, ancestral home, brah.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.
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Most southern state in this great union.YellowSnow said:
Shocking that you're such a BBQ fanatic, brah.GrundleStiltzkin said:
That's my, and Danny Shelton's, ancestral home, brah.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.
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People forget that the ploys could only take pigs and chickens in their canoes when they ventured to new islands. Bovines not so much.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Most southern state in this great union.YellowSnow said:
Shocking that you're such a BBQ fanatic, brah.GrundleStiltzkin said:
That's my, and Danny Shelton's, ancestral home, brah.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.
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Pigs make the best BBQ so irregardless its a moo(lol)t poontYellowSnow said:
People forget that the ploys could only take pigs and chickens in their canoes when they ventured to new islands. Bovines not so much.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Most southern state in this great union.YellowSnow said:
Shocking that you're such a BBQ fanatic, brah.GrundleStiltzkin said:
That's my, and Danny Shelton's, ancestral home, brah.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.
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BearsWiin said:
Been to Oahu. Doesn't compare to Maui.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.
Go to Hawaii for the laid back beaches and hiking. Go to Oahu for partying your face off in Waikiki.
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Kauai is the best of the 4 main islands.PostGameOrangeSlices said:BearsWiin said:
Been to Oahu. Doesn't compare to Maui.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.
Go to Hawaii for the laid back beaches and hiking. Go to Oahu for partying your face off in Waikiki.
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Strong agree and it's not even close. Beef just doesn't have enough fat for good BBQ.dnc said:
Pigs make the best BBQ so irregardless its a moo(lol)t poontYellowSnow said:
People forget that the ploys could only take pigs and chickens in their canoes when they ventured to new islands. Bovines not so much.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Most southern state in this great union.YellowSnow said:
Shocking that you're such a BBQ fanatic, brah.GrundleStiltzkin said:
That's my, and Danny Shelton's, ancestral home, brah.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Go to a real island, like Hawaii or Oahu.