Hot damn! What they on? All steroids and no carbs?
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
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*furiously pleasures self*
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I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible. -
And this is just with the homework they’ve been given. Socha hasn’t even had a chance to get his hands on them yet.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible.
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I just sprung one.
No homo.
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Holy fuck, Mele was just over 250 a year ago
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For those of us that can't memorize rosters and nicknames, could you guys please use HTML to make the names link to actual roster names and positions?
I'm trying to figure out if this is some lineman, or a giant new running back that will be running over Bama in next season's playoffs.
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I hope Ale's development wasn't slowed down too much by him taking time off to play Juggernaut in Deadpool 2.
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He does not look fat, genetic freakCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible. -
CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible.
MJ Ale - 6'7" 370
Steven Jones - 6'6" 360
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Averaging 365 lbs across the line...
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My point was one is well put together and doesn’t look anything like 370. The other is one that is near the same weight but looks flubby.
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I guranteee you Ale probably eats like 500g of carbs a day.
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Ale should be an actor if the NFL doesn’t happen for him. I’m not kidding.NorwegianHusky said:I hope Ale's development wasn't slowed down too much by him taking time off to play Juggernaut in Deadpool 2.
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I’ll leave that up to BearswinRoadDawg55 said:
Ale should be an actor if the NFL doesn’t happen for him. I’m not kidding.NorwegianHusky said:I hope Ale's development wasn't slowed down too much by him taking time off to play Juggernaut in Deadpool 2.
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I hope he puts it together and so that we look like fucking monster on the OLRoadDawg55 said:
Ale should be an actor if the NFL doesn’t happen for him. I’m not kidding.NorwegianHusky said:I hope Ale's development wasn't slowed down too much by him taking time off to play Juggernaut in Deadpool 2.
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DoogCourics said:
My point was one is well put together and doesn’t look anything like 370. The other is one that is near the same weight but looks flubby.
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Ale is like....*does math*....3 and a half Jordan Chins.
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This bored deserves a picture of Jordan Chin standing next to MJ Ale. No pads either.GaryFromTeenMom said:Ale is like....*does math*....3 and a half Jordan Chins.
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They still have a BMI of 40%. One is standing up tall trying to not look fat while the other is running. They both need to get down into the low 340's to be useful on a football field. A 250lb end would breeze by both of them right now.DoogCourics said:CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible.
MJ Ale - 6'7" 370
Steven Jones - 6'6" 360
I'm excites about Oregon's new class of O-lineman and I would be about UW's too, but they both need some physical work to be able to contribute. A big NFL tackle plays in the 320's. They are tall as fuck too. -
They look like maulers.Mosster47 said:
They still have a BMI of 40%. One is standing up tall trying to not look fat while the other is running. They both need to get down into the low 340's to be useful on a football field. A 250lb end would breeze by both of them right now.DoogCourics said:CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible.
MJ Ale - 6'7" 370
Steven Jones - 6'6" 360
I'm excites about Oregon's new class of O-lineman and I would be about UW's too, but they both need some physical work to be able to contribute. A big NFL tackle plays in the 320's. They are tall as fuck too. -
Ale is guard, we dose not have the athleticism to play at the tackle spotMosster47 said:
They still have a BMI of 40%. One is standing up tall trying to not look fat while the other is running. They both need to get down into the low 340's to be useful on a football field. A 250lb end would breeze by both of them right now.DoogCourics said:CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible.
MJ Ale - 6'7" 370
Steven Jones - 6'6" 360
I'm excites about Oregon's new class of O-lineman and I would be about UW's too, but they both need some physical work to be able to contribute. A big NFL tackle plays in the 320's. They are tall as fuck too. -
Good NFL guards play between 305-315. He will be an absolute liability at that weight. You can't pull a 370lb guy. We will also wear out way too fast. If he ever has an impact it will be 40lbs lighter at a minimum. If super heavy people were great on the O-line there would be tons of them in the NFL. There are basically zero. The Wazzu guy only pass blocked and didn't even get an invite to the combine.WeakarmCobra said:
Ale is guard, we dose not have the athleticism to play at the tackle spotMosster47 said:
They still have a BMI of 40%. One is standing up tall trying to not look fat while the other is running. They both need to get down into the low 340's to be useful on a football field. A 250lb end would breeze by both of them right now.DoogCourics said:CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible.
MJ Ale - 6'7" 370
Steven Jones - 6'6" 360
I'm excites about Oregon's new class of O-lineman and I would be about UW's too, but they both need some physical work to be able to contribute. A big NFL tackle plays in the 320's. They are tall as fuck too.
Moral of the story; don't jerk off over obese freshman. Jerk off when they get into playing shape. -
They may be listed at 300, but most NFL guards are easily 320+.Mosster47 said:
Good NFL guards play between 305-315. He will be an absolute liability at that weight. You can't pull a 370lb guy. We will also wear out way too fast. If he ever has an impact it will be 40lbs lighter at a minimum. If super heavy people were great on the O-line there would be tons of them in the NFL. There are basically zero. The Wazzu guy only pass blocked and didn't even get an invite to the combine.WeakarmCobra said:
Ale is guard, we dose not have the athleticism to play at the tackle spotMosster47 said:
They still have a BMI of 40%. One is standing up tall trying to not look fat while the other is running. They both need to get down into the low 340's to be useful on a football field. A 250lb end would breeze by both of them right now.DoogCourics said:CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible.
MJ Ale - 6'7" 370
Steven Jones - 6'6" 360
I'm excites about Oregon's new class of O-lineman and I would be about UW's too, but they both need some physical work to be able to contribute. A big NFL tackle plays in the 320's. They are tall as fuck too.
Moral of the story; don't jerk off over obese freshman. Jerk off when they get into playing shape. -
So a sport that celebrates size and braun lists people smaller than they are?NorwegianHusky said:
They may be listed at 300, but most NFL guards are easily 320+.Mosster47 said:
Good NFL guards play between 305-315. He will be an absolute liability at that weight. You can't pull a 370lb guy. We will also wear out way too fast. If he ever has an impact it will be 40lbs lighter at a minimum. If super heavy people were great on the O-line there would be tons of them in the NFL. There are basically zero. The Wazzu guy only pass blocked and didn't even get an invite to the combine.WeakarmCobra said:
Ale is guard, we dose not have the athleticism to play at the tackle spotMosster47 said:
They still have a BMI of 40%. One is standing up tall trying to not look fat while the other is running. They both need to get down into the low 340's to be useful on a football field. A 250lb end would breeze by both of them right now.DoogCourics said:CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible.
MJ Ale - 6'7" 370
Steven Jones - 6'6" 360
I'm excites about Oregon's new class of O-lineman and I would be about UW's too, but they both need some physical work to be able to contribute. A big NFL tackle plays in the 320's. They are tall as fuck too.
Moral of the story; don't jerk off over obese freshman. Jerk off when they get into playing shape.
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They're usually listed at whatever weight they entered the league at. Players usually slim down for the combine. Some players also get relatively out of shape as they get older.Mosster47 said:
So a sport that celebrates size and braun lists people smaller than they are?NorwegianHusky said:
They may be listed at 300, but most NFL guards are easily 320+.Mosster47 said:
Good NFL guards play between 305-315. He will be an absolute liability at that weight. You can't pull a 370lb guy. We will also wear out way too fast. If he ever has an impact it will be 40lbs lighter at a minimum. If super heavy people were great on the O-line there would be tons of them in the NFL. There are basically zero. The Wazzu guy only pass blocked and didn't even get an invite to the combine.WeakarmCobra said:
Ale is guard, we dose not have the athleticism to play at the tackle spotMosster47 said:
They still have a BMI of 40%. One is standing up tall trying to not look fat while the other is running. They both need to get down into the low 340's to be useful on a football field. A 250lb end would breeze by both of them right now.DoogCourics said:CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I was walking behind Ale at the spring game, to say he makes 360-370 look light doesn’t do it justice. He is a massive, massive human; but what is insane is he is very proportional. Absolute freak show.DoogCourics said:It comes from Ektard but it's not an opinion piece so it's probably true.
Spoke to Mele at the start of the month and Mele says he's up to 300 now and feeling solid. Spoke to Ale and he said he's up to 370 and nearly 6'7".
Them some thick ass kids.
Mele is incredible.
MJ Ale - 6'7" 370
Steven Jones - 6'6" 360
I'm excites about Oregon's new class of O-lineman and I would be about UW's too, but they both need some physical work to be able to contribute. A big NFL tackle plays in the 320's. They are tall as fuck too.
Moral of the story; don't jerk off over obese freshman. Jerk off when they get into playing shape.
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