Free pub motherfuckers, big day for Hardcore Husky 5/19/18
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OBK... the arbiter of good taste.oregonblitzkrieg said:The Utes are sort of fringe, they can get away with this I guess because they're relative newcomers in the PAC. If a duck or a cuog ever showed up anywhere sporting husky shit......
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This has been the best two weeks of my life. This tops it off.89ute said:
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Eat something
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Nipples too small.
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Big enough for safety pinsbackthepack said:Nipples too small.
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I don't trust people who run marathons and are super skinny. Cultists.
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Shut your fucking hole, obk. You're just a stupid and naive punk. I don't give a fuck what you think - you're a Duck fan who didn't attend UO and that right there makes you as big a piece of shit dumbass as someone can get in my book. Go fuck yourself.oregonblitzkrieg said:The Utes are sort of fringe, they can get away with this I guess because they're relative newcomers in the PAC. If a duck or a cuog ever showed up anywhere sporting husky shit......
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You want to know how retarded slow strategy people are?
One thing I realized about marathon runners: they are all slow strategy. It’s not enough for them to just be hot and fuck bitches because they’re hot. They need a goal that seems vaguely pro-social, but it’s really just all about them putting fucking stickers on their car and telling other white people about how fucked up their body is, even though the basic goal is just to be healthy.
It’s always puzzled me though. Where the fuck are you running to? Not even any place great. When I was 15 I walked from Lynwood to Shoreline to get laid. That’s a fucking goal.
What is this shit?
You spend all your fucking free time for a year running back and forth like a jackass, ruining your feet and knees, so that you can, what? Run somewhere on some particular day with a bunch of other stupid fucks who you don’t know and are so boring their whole life is just fucking running places for no reason?
And then take a fucking car back!!! Why don’t you just stay in the same place?
FS: What did you do today Connor?
SS: Oh, I ran 26.2 miles in one direction!
FS: WOW, holy shit, did you get stranded or something and need to tell someone about a plot to kill them?
SS: No, I just stopped when I got there and dopey family drove me back home in our Subaru.
FS: Why don’t you spend your time helping blind kids or some shit?
The guy who ran the first fucking marathon died for fuck’s sake.
You run 26 fucking miles and then you take a car back. And you trained a year to do it and it takes fucking hours to run. And then you just go home. You haven’t seen anything and there’s not like a beer or some amazing piece of ass at the end of the rainbow. It’s just you collapse and your dumb fucking family just drives you home and you talk about how fucked up you were feeling along the way.
That’s not an interesting story you dumb fucks. @Swaye’s Marsupial Guernica story is a story that involved feeling fucked up too, but weirdly, that one was funny and interesting.
Your story is: for a year I just ran back and forth and then one day I ran 26 miles in one direction and it felt bad.
Super duper!
You would’ve thought this shit was out as soon as horses were mounted, but that’s how fucking retarded slow strategy people are. -
Who was he?Dennis_DeYoung said:You want to know how retarded slow strategy people are?
One thing I realized about marathon runners: they are all slow strategy. It’s not enough for them to just be hot and fuck bitches because they’re hot. They need a goal that seems vaguely pro-social, but it’s really just all about them putting fucking stickers on their car and telling other white people about how fucked up their body is, even though the basic goal is just to be healthy.
It’s always puzzled me though. Where the fuck are you running to? Not even any place great. When I was 15 I walked from Lynwood to Shoreline to get laid. That’s a fucking goal.
What is this shit?
You spend all your fucking free time for a year running back and forth like a jackass, ruining your feet and knees, so that you can, what? Run somewhere on some particular day with a bunch of other stupid fucks who you don’t know and are so boring their whole life is just fucking running places for no reason?
And then take a fucking car back!!! Why don’t you just stay in the same place?
FS: What did you do today Connor?
SS: Oh, I ran 26.2 miles in one direction!
FS: WOW, holy shit, did you get stranded or something and need to tell someone about a plot to kill them?
SS: No, I just stopped when I got there and dopey family drove me back home in our Subaru.
FS: Why don’t you spend your time helping blind kids or some shit?
The guy who ran the first fucking marathon died for fuck’s sake.
You run 26 fucking miles and then you take a car back. And you trained a year to do it and it takes fucking hours to run. And then you just go home. You haven’t seen anything and there’s not like a beer or some amazing piece of ass at the end of the rainbow. It’s just you collapse and your dumb fucking family just drives you home and you talk about how fucked up you were feeling along the way.
That’s not an interesting story you dumb fucks. @Swaye’s Marsupial Guernica story is a story that involved feeling fucked up too, but weirdly, that one was funny and interesting.
Your story is: for a year I just ran back and forth and then one day I ran 26 miles in one direction and it felt bad.
Super duper!
You would’ve thought this shit was out as soon as horses were mounted, but that’s how fucking retarded slow strategy people are. -
The only posts in this thread chinned by @CokeGreaterThanPepsi are the ones involving nipples, nipple clamps and the like
