Free pub motherfuckers, big day for Hardcore Husky 5/19/18
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Fuck. You got the bib number and the race name. Years ago, Al Gore invented this thing called the internet. Use it, fuck face.Baseman said:
2nd place? Time?89ute said:
No Dennis, this tops it offDennis_DeYoung said:
This has been the best two weeks of my life. This tops it off.89ute said:
Okay. I'm too lazy, as well. My guess is BQ at somewhere near 3:20. NTTIATWWT.
**edit. That was worst case. I am sure it was quite a bit better than that. -
Update. Ran Bay to Breakers today. Lots of dicks out, not a lot of tits. Need to rethink my plan. Time to go fast strategy all the way, fuck this shit!!!!Edwin_Bambino said:
I’ve been training for my first marathon to help me get back in shape. It’s going pretty well so far, but after reading I think I am going to quit and buy a Maserati and crash it into a tree instead. That’s living!Dennis_DeYoung said:You want to know how retarded slow strategy people are?
One thing I realized about marathon runners: they are all slow strategy. It’s not enough for them to just be hot and fuck bitches because they’re hot. They need a goal that seems vaguely pro-social, but it’s really just all about them putting fucking stickers on their car and telling other white people about how fucked up their body is, even though the basic goal is just to be healthy.
It’s always puzzled me though. Where the fuck are you running to? Not even any place great. When I was 15 I walked from Lynwood to Shoreline to get laid. That’s a fucking goal.
What is this shit?
You spend all your fucking free time for a year running back and forth like a jackass, ruining your feet and knees, so that you can, what? Run somewhere on some particular day with a bunch of other stupid fucks who you don’t know and are so boring their whole life is just fucking running places for no reason?
And then take a fucking car back!!! Why don’t you just stay in the same place?
FS: What did you do today Connor?
SS: Oh, I ran 26.2 miles in one direction!
FS: WOW, holy shit, did you get stranded or something and need to tell someone about a plot to kill them?
SS: No, I just stopped when I got there and dopey family drove me back home in our Subaru.
FS: Why don’t you spend your time helping blind kids or some shit?
The guy who ran the first fucking marathon died for fuck’s sake.
You run 26 fucking miles and then you take a car back. And you trained a year to do it and it takes fucking hours to run. And then you just go home. You haven’t seen anything and there’s not like a beer or some amazing piece of ass at the end of the rainbow. It’s just you collapse and your dumb fucking family just drives you home and you talk about how fucked up you were feeling along the way.
That’s not an interesting story you dumb fucks. @Swaye’s Marsupial Guernica story is a story that involved feeling fucked up too, but weirdly, that one was funny and interesting.
Your story is: for a year I just ran back and forth and then one day I ran 26 miles in one direction and it felt bad.
Super duper!
You would’ve thought this shit was out as soon as horses were mounted, but that’s how fucking retarded slow strategy people are. -
And ignorant. The results weren't and aren't posted yet. Try harder next timeEwaDawg said:
Fuck. You got the bib number and the race name. Years ago, Al Gore invented this thing called the internet. Use it, fuck face.Baseman said:
2nd place? Time?89ute said:
No Dennis, this tops it offDennis_DeYoung said:
This has been the best two weeks of my life. This tops it off.89ute said:
Okay. I'm too lazy, as well. My guess is BQ at somewhere near 3:20. NTTIATWWT.
**edit. That was worst case. I am sure it was quite a bit better than that. -
Get a Mas and find a tree my friend. It's liberating.Edwin_Bambino said:
Update. Ran Bay to Breakers today. Lots of dicks out, not a lot of tits. Need to rethink my plan. Time to go fast strategy all the way, fuck this shit!!!!Edwin_Bambino said:
I’ve been training for my first marathon to help me get back in shape. It’s going pretty well so far, but after reading I think I am going to quit and buy a Maserati and crash it into a tree instead. That’s living!Dennis_DeYoung said:You want to know how retarded slow strategy people are?
One thing I realized about marathon runners: they are all slow strategy. It’s not enough for them to just be hot and fuck bitches because they’re hot. They need a goal that seems vaguely pro-social, but it’s really just all about them putting fucking stickers on their car and telling other white people about how fucked up their body is, even though the basic goal is just to be healthy.
It’s always puzzled me though. Where the fuck are you running to? Not even any place great. When I was 15 I walked from Lynwood to Shoreline to get laid. That’s a fucking goal.
What is this shit?
You spend all your fucking free time for a year running back and forth like a jackass, ruining your feet and knees, so that you can, what? Run somewhere on some particular day with a bunch of other stupid fucks who you don’t know and are so boring their whole life is just fucking running places for no reason?
And then take a fucking car back!!! Why don’t you just stay in the same place?
FS: What did you do today Connor?
SS: Oh, I ran 26.2 miles in one direction!
FS: WOW, holy shit, did you get stranded or something and need to tell someone about a plot to kill them?
SS: No, I just stopped when I got there and dopey family drove me back home in our Subaru.
FS: Why don’t you spend your time helping blind kids or some shit?
The guy who ran the first fucking marathon died for fuck’s sake.
You run 26 fucking miles and then you take a car back. And you trained a year to do it and it takes fucking hours to run. And then you just go home. You haven’t seen anything and there’s not like a beer or some amazing piece of ass at the end of the rainbow. It’s just you collapse and your dumb fucking family just drives you home and you talk about how fucked up you were feeling along the way.
That’s not an interesting story you dumb fucks. @Swaye’s Marsupial Guernica story is a story that involved feeling fucked up too, but weirdly, that one was funny and interesting.
Your story is: for a year I just ran back and forth and then one day I ran 26 miles in one direction and it felt bad.
Super duper!
You would’ve thought this shit was out as soon as horses were mounted, but that’s how fucking retarded slow strategy people are. -
Jesus. Fuck Larry Scott for being Utah into the fold. Fucking embarrassing.
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I cannot stop laughing at this shit. Gotta say there are few things greater in life than a DDY rant. I’ve listened to enough of the pods, that I can actually hear his voice saying these words in my head. It’s like my own, much gayer, much more Kent, internal monologueDennis_DeYoung said:You want to know how retarded slow strategy people are?
One thing I realized about marathon runners: they are all slow strategy. It’s not enough for them to just be hot and fuck bitches because they’re hot. They need a goal that seems vaguely pro-social, but it’s really just all about them putting fucking stickers on their car and telling other white people about how fucked up their body is, even though the basic goal is just to be healthy.
It’s always puzzled me though. Where the fuck are you running to? Not even any place great. When I was 15 I walked from Lynwood to Shoreline to get laid. That’s a fucking goal.
What is this shit?
You spend all your fucking free time for a year running back and forth like a jackass, ruining your feet and knees, so that you can, what? Run somewhere on some particular day with a bunch of other stupid fucks who you don’t know and are so boring their whole life is just fucking running places for no reason?
And then take a fucking car back!!! Why don’t you just stay in the same place?
FS: What did you do today Connor?
SS: Oh, I ran 26.2 miles in one direction!
FS: WOW, holy shit, did you get stranded or something and need to tell someone about a plot to kill them?
SS: No, I just stopped when I got there and dopey family drove me back home in our Subaru.
FS: Why don’t you spend your time helping blind kids or some shit?
The guy who ran the first fucking marathon died for fuck’s sake.
You run 26 fucking miles and then you take a car back. And you trained a year to do it and it takes fucking hours to run. And then you just go home. You haven’t seen anything and there’s not like a beer or some amazing piece of ass at the end of the rainbow. It’s just you collapse and your dumb fucking family just drives you home and you talk about how fucked up you were feeling along the way.
That’s not an interesting story you dumb fucks. @Swaye’s Marsupial Guernica story is a story that involved feeling fucked up too, but weirdly, that one was funny and interesting.
Your story is: for a year I just ran back and forth and then one day I ran 26 miles in one direction and it felt bad.
Super duper!
You would’ve thought this shit was out as soon as horses were mounted, but that’s how fucking retarded slow strategy people are. -
yes, 2nd place in age group. 3:23:43. BQ for my ag is 3:30. People forget that you need to be at least 3 minutes faster than that to get in. In 2012 Boston changed the way they award bibs. It's based on fastest times, so if you run a 3:28:30 you're not getting in. They set up four registration windows. First are people with a BQ minus 20 minutes, then 10, then 5. After that it's open to the slow pokes and you pray you make the cut. So if you set a goal to run Boston your BQ is really to at least hit the minus 5 window to assure entry.Baseman said:
2nd place? Time?89ute said:
No Dennis, this tops it offDennis_DeYoung said:
This has been the best two weeks of my life. This tops it off.89ute said: -
Solid man. Congrats. Will you run Boston?89ute said:
yes, 2nd place in age group. 3:23:43. BQ for my ag is 3:30. People forget that you need to be at least 3 minutes faster than that to get in. In 2012 Boston changed the way they award bibs. It's based on fastest times, so if you run a 3:28:30 you're not getting in. They set up four registration windows. First are people with a BQ minus 20 minutes, then 10, then 5. After that it's open to the slow pokes and you pray you make the cut. So if you set a goal to run Boston your BQ is really to at least hit the minus 5 window to assure entry.Baseman said:
2nd place? Time?89ute said:
No Dennis, this tops it offDennis_DeYoung said:
This has been the best two weeks of my life. This tops it off.89ute said: -
I always want to every year. I've run it twice but this year I Just might. It costs a shit ton of money for airfare from Salt Lake plus hotel in downtown Boston. There is no way to do this on the cheap.Baseman said:
Solid man. Congrats. Will you run Boston?89ute said:
yes, 2nd place in age group. 3:23:43. BQ for my ag is 3:30. People forget that you need to be at least 3 minutes faster than that to get in. In 2012 Boston changed the way they award bibs. It's based on fastest times, so if you run a 3:28:30 you're not getting in. They set up four registration windows. First are people with a BQ minus 20 minutes, then 10, then 5. After that it's open to the slow pokes and you pray you make the cut. So if you set a goal to run Boston your BQ is really to at least hit the minus 5 window to assure entry.Baseman said:
2nd place? Time?89ute said:
No Dennis, this tops it offDennis_DeYoung said:
This has been the best two weeks of my life. This tops it off.89ute said: -
Congrats from the ignorant fuck that needs to try harder next tim. For the ACTUAL ignorant fuck this isn't the first time there has been a discussion about 89's marathon time.89ute said:
yes, 2nd place in age group. 3:23:43. BQ for my ag is 3:30. People forget that you need to be at least 3 minutes faster than that to get in. In 2012 Boston changed the way they award bibs. It's based on fastest times, so if you run a 3:28:30 you're not getting in. They set up four registration windows. First are people with a BQ minus 20 minutes, then 10, then 5. After that it's open to the slow pokes and you pray you make the cut. So if you set a goal to run Boston your BQ is really to at least hit the minus 5 window to assure entry.Baseman said:
2nd place? Time?89ute said:
No Dennis, this tops it offDennis_DeYoung said:
This has been the best two weeks of my life. This tops it off.89ute said:
And, yes, sometimes results never get posted.
Apologies to all if I am not taking this shit seriously enough.
Still, not a bad guess especially if the over/under is five (minutes).
