Troy Fautanu, 2019 4* OL, Henderson (Liberty), NV (COMMITTED: HOLY SHIT)

DoogCourics · May 2018

https://twitter.com/tFautanu/status/994776980343181312

https://247sports.com/Player/Troy-Fautanu-46047142

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/5520271/5a1cbe0064e9bc0cfcfb3f3c

Listed as a DE in 247 but hudl is as an undersized RT.

Hudl begins with a bible verse so he probably fits best with Faith, Family, Football.

Edit: watched the Hudl and I don’t care if he plays OL or DL. Keep the religious poly from NV train goin.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · May 2018

He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.

AIRWOLF · May 2018

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.

Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.

RaceBannon · May 2018

Beyond? Sounds promising

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · May 2018

AIRWOLF said:

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CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.

He’s got a big ass, he’ll be able to carry that weight easy. Will get to 310.

AIRWOLF · May 2018

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

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AIRWOLF said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
He’s got a big ass, he’ll be able to carry that weight easy. Will get to 310.

His feet are borderline erotic.

(Can't go wrong mixing Bielema and Rex Ryan references)

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · May 2018

AIRWOLF said:

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CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

AIRWOLF said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
He’s got a big ass, he’ll be able to carry that weight easy. Will get to 310.
His feet are borderline erotic.

(Can't go wrong mixing Bielema and Rex Ryan references)

Borderline erotic was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. I lost my shit when I hear Bert say that.

UW_Doog_Bot · May 2018

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

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AIRWOLF said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
He’s got a big ass, he’ll be able to carry that weight easy. Will get to 310.

Per usual your expertise in regards to young boys hips and asses is both admired and appreciated.

Doogles · May 2018

AIRWOLF said:

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CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.

AIRWOLF · May 2018

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

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AIRWOLF said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

AIRWOLF said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
He’s got a big ass, he’ll be able to carry that weight easy. Will get to 310.
His feet are borderline erotic.

(Can't go wrong mixing Bielema and Rex Ryan references)
Borderline erotic was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. I lost my shit when I hear Bert say that.

I didn't really enjoy the game he said it about, to be honest.

Dennis_DeYoung · May 2018

I love this kid. Also, @DoogCourics is doing the lord's work here.

rustysavage · May 2018

"the Most High" lol

Swaye · May 2018

Dennis_DeYoung said:
I love this kid. Also, @DoogCourics is doing the lord's work here.

You should enslave him as your apprentice. I don't think human trafficking applies to white males.

edit: Enslave @DoogCourics not the kid. That would be weird. #NAMBLA

HUSKYFANATIC · May 2018

I’ll TBS him this fall!

DoogCourics · May 2018

Dennis_DeYoung said:
I love this kid. Also, @DoogCourics is doing the lord's work here.

Just spreading the good TBS word.

DoogCourics · May 2018

Swaye said:

show previous quotes
Dennis_DeYoung said:
I love this kid. Also, @DoogCourics is doing the lord's work here.
You should enslave him as your apprentice. I don't think human trafficking applies to white males.

edit: Enslave @DoogCourics not the kid. That would be weird. #NAMBLA

DoogCourics · May 2018

Swaye said:

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Dennis_DeYoung said:
I love this kid. Also, @DoogCourics is doing the lord's work here.
You should enslave him as your apprentice. I don't think human trafficking applies to white males.

edit: Enslave @DoogCourics not the kid. That would be weird. #NAMBLA

DoogCourics · May 2018

Fuck, all the sudden I started doing this shit like I was @IEnjoyHuskiesTears

Dennis_DeYoung · May 2018

Apparently he’s from Washington and had cousins play at UW.

PLEASE GOD.

DoogCourics · May 2018

Dennis_DeYoung said:
Apparently he’s from Washington and had cousins play at UW.

PLEASE GOD.

Had written this up and saved as a draft but then had to do real life work. Came back and you beat me to it by 15 minutes.

Since I no longer can break this news on HH, I don't have anything beneficial to add to this.

My identity of who I am and what I offer is now in question. While I ponder my purpose and ask myself what my value even is anymore, I'll just say that I love him and I love his family and I love his cousins and I love UW and I love Coach Pete.

FYFMFDDY

GrundleStiltzkin · May 2018

DoogCourics said:

show previous quotes
Dennis_DeYoung said:
Apparently he’s from Washington and had cousins play at UW.

PLEASE GOD.
Had written this up and saved as a draft but then had to do real life work. Came back and you beat me to it by 15 minutes.

Since I no longer can break this news on HH, I don't have anything beneficial to add to this.

My identity of who I am and what I offer is now in question. While I ponder my purpose and ask myself what my value even is anymore, I'll just say that I love him and I love his family and I love his cousins and I love UW and I love Coach Pete.

FYFMFDDY

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