Jacob Bandes, 4* 2019 DT, Pittsburg (HS), CA (COMMITTED)
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A 270-lb defensive tackle with a faster 20-yard shuttle time than a lot of wide receivers isn't a genetic freak? We'll? take him off your hands for you, Roof.BallzDeep said:
Fuck you bitch. That's what it takes to win in the fucking playoffs. Having a D-line of genetic freaks across the board. Do you want to win a national title or just beat up on shit Pac-12 teams and then get ass raped by the big boys every year.WeakarmCobra said:
I hope u understand that Levi is a fucking genetic freak. Not everyone looks like thatBallzDeep said:But do we really want a shot? I'm not all that impressed with his physical stature.
We need more guys that look like Levi Onwuzurike. Not Elijah Qualls.
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So BallzDeep wants fat running backs and skinny defensive tackles. Got it.
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In an ideal world, destroying something BallzDeep is a dream scenario. Then I come to HardcoreHusky and realize it's just a 2 in chub that destroys everything with AIDS.
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Is someone trying to do a bot account here?DoogCourics said:In an ideal world, destroying something BallzDeep is a dream scenario. Then I come to HardcoreHusky and realize it's just a 2 in chub that destroys everything with AIDS.
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It’s less about Bandes and more about posting a picture of a high school DT in a conpression outfit and saying the reason you don’t want him is because he is “fat”.Dennis_DeYoung said:
I'm with Ballz on this one. I like Bandes, but I don't love him. Obviously I would take him as I was fine with taking Liu.BallzDeep said:
No you stupid bitch. It's not. Give me a Keondre Coburn every day of the fucking week. There's a difference between a fat 330 pound NT who is explosive and quick at that size and a fat 270 pound DT who's not all that quick for only being 270.CuntWaffle said:
But he’s FAT!! Which is clearly your #1 indicator on what qualifies someone as a good defensive lineman!BallzDeep said:
Nope I love him because of his Junior film. I trust he'll get back to that form and be a beast. Tuli is way more talented than Bandes.CuntWaffle said:
By your stupid fucking retard logic you must HATE Tuli. He is shorter, not black, and has a bigger gut than this kid.BallzDeep said:
He ain't getting any taller and he ain't getting any blacker.CuntWaffle said:
You cherry picked a picture of a 270 lb high school kid who probably hasn't stopped growing into his body wearing compression pants and shirt you fucking dolt.BallzDeep said:@CuntWaffle Fuck you doog. I want fucking elite talent. Guys that you look at and immediately know they will playing in the NFL four years from now. Guys that make you do a double take when you see them in person. That make you say "who the fuck is that!" Not squatty midgets with t-rex arms and a bunch of sloppy weight.
BallzDeepFuckingStupid
But right now I would take a lot of guys over him: Tuitele (obviously), Ika, Jernigan, Pa'ama - those are all guys I clearly feel better about than Bandes.
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lol - Ballz is a genius on some level.CuntWaffle said:
It’s less about Bandes and more about posting a picture of a high school DT in a conpression outfit and saying the reason you don’t want him is because he is “fat”.Dennis_DeYoung said:
I'm with Ballz on this one. I like Bandes, but I don't love him. Obviously I would take him as I was fine with taking Liu.BallzDeep said:
No you stupid bitch. It's not. Give me a Keondre Coburn every day of the fucking week. There's a difference between a fat 330 pound NT who is explosive and quick at that size and a fat 270 pound DT who's not all that quick for only being 270.CuntWaffle said:
But he’s FAT!! Which is clearly your #1 indicator on what qualifies someone as a good defensive lineman!BallzDeep said:
Nope I love him because of his Junior film. I trust he'll get back to that form and be a beast. Tuli is way more talented than Bandes.CuntWaffle said:
By your stupid fucking retard logic you must HATE Tuli. He is shorter, not black, and has a bigger gut than this kid.BallzDeep said:
He ain't getting any taller and he ain't getting any blacker.CuntWaffle said:
You cherry picked a picture of a 270 lb high school kid who probably hasn't stopped growing into his body wearing compression pants and shirt you fucking dolt.BallzDeep said:@CuntWaffle Fuck you doog. I want fucking elite talent. Guys that you look at and immediately know they will playing in the NFL four years from now. Guys that make you do a double take when you see them in person. That make you say "who the fuck is that!" Not squatty midgets with t-rex arms and a bunch of sloppy weight.
BallzDeepFuckingStupid
But right now I would take a lot of guys over him: Tuitele (obviously), Ika, Jernigan, Pa'ama - those are all guys I clearly feel better about than Bandes.
Bandes looks like a guy that can't really go much higher. -
I like Ballz. He has a that DDY temper posting syndrome but he has yet to figure out how to control it correctly. He has some odd ways of approaching things though.Dennis_DeYoung said:
lol - Ballz is a genius on some level.CuntWaffle said:
It’s less about Bandes and more about posting a picture of a high school DT in a conpression outfit and saying the reason you don’t want him is because he is “fat”.Dennis_DeYoung said:
I'm with Ballz on this one. I like Bandes, but I don't love him. Obviously I would take him as I was fine with taking Liu.BallzDeep said:
No you stupid bitch. It's not. Give me a Keondre Coburn every day of the fucking week. There's a difference between a fat 330 pound NT who is explosive and quick at that size and a fat 270 pound DT who's not all that quick for only being 270.CuntWaffle said:
But he’s FAT!! Which is clearly your #1 indicator on what qualifies someone as a good defensive lineman!BallzDeep said:
Nope I love him because of his Junior film. I trust he'll get back to that form and be a beast. Tuli is way more talented than Bandes.CuntWaffle said:
By your stupid fucking retard logic you must HATE Tuli. He is shorter, not black, and has a bigger gut than this kid.BallzDeep said:
He ain't getting any taller and he ain't getting any blacker.CuntWaffle said:
You cherry picked a picture of a 270 lb high school kid who probably hasn't stopped growing into his body wearing compression pants and shirt you fucking dolt.BallzDeep said:@CuntWaffle Fuck you doog. I want fucking elite talent. Guys that you look at and immediately know they will playing in the NFL four years from now. Guys that make you do a double take when you see them in person. That make you say "who the fuck is that!" Not squatty midgets with t-rex arms and a bunch of sloppy weight.
BallzDeepFuckingStupid
But right now I would take a lot of guys over him: Tuitele (obviously), Ika, Jernigan, Pa'ama - those are all guys I clearly feel better about than Bandes.
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My assessment of Husky fans essentially runs along one line:
1. Are their standards high?
If so, they can be crazy and stupid and I will still enjoy them on some level because at least they aren’t saying that Jake’s inability to convert a third down in a meaningful game is due to shoulder surgery.
Ballz might be sideways but there’s no denying he has high standards and doesn’t suffer (what he perceives as) bullshit.
If you come on here arguing it doesn’t really matter if we don’t get recruit X or that player Y is “fine” then I’m going to flip out. If you are like “if we don’t get Kayvon this year FIRE OUR WHOLE DEFENSIVE STAFF” I won’t agree but at least you care.
Part of the standards problem is people mess up relative for absolute.
I try to have high standards relative to where we are, while hoping there is overall progress.
It’s ridiculous to think that a 5th grader should be pulling As in a differential equations class at Cal Tech, but that doesn’t excuse s/him from getting Cs in their own level. -
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If my kid doesn't have his TCU MBA by the tim his peers are in fifth grade he's fucking out!Dennis_DeYoung said:My assessment of Husky fans essentially runs along one line:
1. Are their standards high?
If so, they can be crazy and stupid and I will still enjoy them on some level because at least they aren’t saying that Jake’s inability to convert a third down in a meaningful game is due to shoulder surgery.
Ballz might be sideways but there’s no denying he has high standards and doesn’t suffer (what he perceives as) bullshit.
If you come on here arguing it doesn’t really matter if we don’t get recruit X or that player Y is “fine” then I’m going to flip out. If you are like “if we don’t get Kayvon this year FIRE OUR WHOLE DEFENSIVE STAFF” I won’t agree but at least you care.
Part of the standards problem is people mess up relative for absolute.
I try to have high standards relative to where we are, while hoping there is overall progress.
It’s ridiculous to think that a 5th grader should be pulling As in a differential equations class at Cal Tech, but that doesn’t excuse s/him from getting Cs in their own level. -
You simply could not hold back could youDoogCourics said:In an ideal world, destroying something BallzDeep is a dream scenario. Then I come to HardcoreHusky and realize it's just a 2 in chub that destroys everything with AIDS.
Color me disappointed.
