Superbowl XLXLXLXLLLIIVIII Preview
Little by little every player is taken off the field in accordance with CTE protocol, except Tom Brady and Center. Tom deflates the ball and leads his team down the field unopposed for a late comeback. Adam Vinatieri comes out of retirement to kick the game winning FG. What a game.
The game ends with a full scale riot by Philly phans. Minnesota residents stand by as their shops are covered in vomit and other assorted bodily waste, remarking "Yah you betcha" and "Dontcha knooow". They kindly furnish the angry Philly fans with more grain alcohol and let them borrow their long boats and hockey sticks.
The NFL cuts to a Peyton Manning commercial, only it isn't a real commercial at all. He is eating Papa John pizza on live TV handing the trophy to Tom Brady with his stupid sheepish grin and folksy way of speaking. Belichick creeps out from the shadows to emit a villainous laugh. Peyton scurries away humming the Nationwide Insurance jingle, making sure to watch his back on the way out. The Daytona 500 starts up right there in the stadium. Danica Patrick wins and everyone is inspired.
The end.
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LEAVE!!
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How long did it take you to type all that? Took me 1 second to not read it and about 10 more to tell you about it.
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I spent several sleepless nights penning this masterpiece.PineapplePirate said:How long did it take you to type all that? Took me 1 second to not read it and about 10 more to tell you about it.
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What a gay game and league. One team got Big Game Marcus and Jacksonville at home to get to the championship, the other got Sark and a loser franchise at home to make the championship.
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Everything sucks and it's easy to get to the championship game.haie said:What a gay game and league. One team got Big Game Marcus and Jacksonville at home to get to the championship, the other got Sark and a loser franchise at home to make the championship.
Steaming hot dump of a take.
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It *was* easy to get to the championship game.Captain_Insano said:
Everything sucks and it's easy to get to the championship game.haie said:What a gay game and league. One team got Big Game Marcus and Jacksonville at home to get to the championship, the other got Sark and a loser franchise at home to make the championship.
Steaming hot dump of a take.
Condolences to your shit franchise becoming shit again, btw. -
No it wasn't. It's the NFL. The highest level of the game.haie said:
It *was* easy to get to the championship game.Captain_Insano said:
Everything sucks and it's easy to get to the championship game.haie said:What a gay game and league. One team got Big Game Marcus and Jacksonville at home to get to the championship, the other got Sark and a loser franchise at home to make the championship.
Steaming hot dump of a take.
Condolences to your shit franchise becoming shit again, btw.
Nice to know that I own a franchise now. Thanks for the heads up! I'm sure we will be fine next year. Getting to the big game is a piece of cake! -
Dawgman level faggotry.Captain_Insano said:
Nice to know that I own a franchise now. Thanks for the heads up!haie said:
It *was* easy to get to the championship game.Captain_Insano said:
Everything sucks and it's easy to get to the championship game.haie said:What a gay game and league. One team got Big Game Marcus and Jacksonville at home to get to the championship, the other got Sark and a loser franchise at home to make the championship.
Steaming hot dump of a take.
Condolences to your shit franchise becoming shit again, btw. -
Oh come on now... Don't be so hard on yourself!haie said:
Dawgman level faggotry.Captain_Insano said:
Nice to know that I own a franchise now. Thanks for the heads up!haie said:
It *was* easy to get to the championship game.Captain_Insano said:
Everything sucks and it's easy to get to the championship game.haie said:What a gay game and league. One team got Big Game Marcus and Jacksonville at home to get to the championship, the other got Sark and a loser franchise at home to make the championship.
Steaming hot dump of a take.
Condolences to your shit franchise becoming shit again, btw.
You like to jump on fresh meat and say the NFL sucks and it's easy to make the Superbowl. I appreciate your modesty but, that's at LEAST Ru Paul drag show level of faggotry. -
Ok Captain_Faggot!Captain_Insano said:
Oh come on now... Don't be so hard on yourself!haie said:
Dawgman level faggotry.Captain_Insano said:
Nice to know that I own a franchise now. Thanks for the heads up!haie said:
It *was* easy to get to the championship game.Captain_Insano said:
Everything sucks and it's easy to get to the championship game.haie said:What a gay game and league. One team got Big Game Marcus and Jacksonville at home to get to the championship, the other got Sark and a loser franchise at home to make the championship.
Steaming hot dump of a take.
Condolences to your shit franchise becoming shit again, btw.
You like to jump on fresh meat and say the NFL sucks and it's easy to make the Superbowl. I appreciate your modesty but, that's at LEAST Ru Paul drag show level of faggotry. -
Be better.haie said:
Ok Captain_Faggot!Captain_Insano said:
Oh come on now... Don't be so hard on yourself!haie said:
Dawgman level faggotry.Captain_Insano said:
Nice to know that I own a franchise now. Thanks for the heads up!haie said:
It *was* easy to get to the championship game.Captain_Insano said:
Everything sucks and it's easy to get to the championship game.haie said:What a gay game and league. One team got Big Game Marcus and Jacksonville at home to get to the championship, the other got Sark and a loser franchise at home to make the championship.
Steaming hot dump of a take.
Condolences to your shit franchise becoming shit again, btw.
You like to jump on fresh meat and say the NFL sucks and it's easy to make the Superbowl. I appreciate your modesty but, that's at LEAST Ru Paul drag show level of faggotry. -
Pressing.Captain_Insano said:
Be better.haie said:
Ok Captain_Faggot!Captain_Insano said:
Oh come on now... Don't be so hard on yourself!haie said:
Dawgman level faggotry.Captain_Insano said:
Nice to know that I own a franchise now. Thanks for the heads up!haie said:
It *was* easy to get to the championship game.Captain_Insano said:
Everything sucks and it's easy to get to the championship game.haie said:What a gay game and league. One team got Big Game Marcus and Jacksonville at home to get to the championship, the other got Sark and a loser franchise at home to make the championship.
Steaming hot dump of a take.
Condolences to your shit franchise becoming shit again, btw.
You like to jump on fresh meat and say the NFL sucks and it's easy to make the Superbowl. I appreciate your modesty but, that's at LEAST Ru Paul drag show level of faggotry. -
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Takes an alt to know one!BlastDoor said:this is BallzDeep first alt, for sure
hey @Captain_Insano, what's your opinion on big backs? -
FREE MEEK MILL
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But but but the refs halp the patriots! Haha you guys are such fags
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TOM BRADY IS A FUCKING IMPOSTER
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Depends how overweight she is. A little jiggle is fine, but too big and I can't get penetration to the hole.BlastDoor said:this is BallzDeep first alt, for sure
hey @Captain_Insano, what's your opinion on big backs?
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The fucker threw for 505 yards in the super bowl you stupid dumb fuck.Captain_Insano said:TOM BRADY IS A FUCKING IMPOSTER
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AND HE LOST!!!!PineapplePirate said:
The fucker threw for 505 yards in the super bowl you stupid dumb fuck.Captain_Insano said:TOM BRADY IS A FUCKING IMPOSTER
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505 yards, 3 TDs and a 115 passer rating against the supposed #1 defense in the super bowl, and he did it with a body older and shittier than Jake Browning. Hate all you want but you’re just a stupid dumb fuck, dude is the GOAT.Captain_Insano said:
AND HE LOST!!!!PineapplePirate said:
The fucker threw for 505 yards in the super bowl you stupid dumb fuck.Captain_Insano said:TOM BRADY IS A FUCKING IMPOSTER
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Stats are for losers. Fuck the fuck off.PineapplePirate said:
505 yards, 3 TDs and a 115 passer rating against the supposed #1 defense in the super bowl, and he did it with a body older and shittier than Jake Browning. Hate all you want but you’re just a stupid dumb fuck, dude is the GOAT.Captain_Insano said:
AND HE LOST!!!!PineapplePirate said:
The fucker threw for 505 yards in the super bowl you stupid dumb fuck.Captain_Insano said:TOM BRADY IS A FUCKING IMPOSTER
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