Jalen Hurts to UW?

DerekJohnson · January 2018

Developing...

PurpleBaze · January 2018

FTG

BleachedAnusDawg · January 2018

Big back?

PineapplePirate · January 2018

You knew he was going to miss it. He couldn’t even function. Surprised he didn’t literally shit all over the field. Fuck kickers.

PurpleBaze · January 2018

PineapplePirate said:
You knew he was going to miss it. He couldn’t even function. Surprised he didn’t literally shit all over the field. Fuck kickers.

Nice thread selection as always.

dnc · January 2018

PurpleBaze said:

PineapplePirate said:
You knew he was going to miss it. He couldn’t even function. Surprised he didn’t literally shit all over the field. Fuck kickers.
Nice thread selection as always.

You knew he was going to miss it. He couldn’t even function. Surprised he didn’t literally shit all over the field. Fuck poasters.

TurdBomber · January 2018

Ass too big. Hips not exquisite enough. Small dick. Pruney balls.

TTJ · January 2018

He had even fewer tackles this year than DJ Johnson.

2001400ex · January 2018

The nerdy Georgia kicker can come to the Seahawks tho.

ForeskinWalletDawg · January 2018

2001400ex said:
The nerdy Georgia kicker can come to the Seahawks tho.

Mr Magoo?

Bread · January 2018

He only has 3.5 years of High school under his belt.

theLSkid · January 2018

would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.

RhythmicSlappingDawg · January 2018

theLSkid said:
would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.

SAD! Also, YKW.

longduckdong · January 2018

theLSkid said:
would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.

Pic of daughter?

theLSkid · January 2018

longduckdong said:

theLSkid said:
would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.
Pic of daughter?

Hypothetically, may I add.

NEPTUNE · January 2018

TurdBuffer said:
Ass too big. Hips not exquisite enough. Small dick. Pruney balls.

Hasn't sworn to the Orbgasm...

Rubberfist · January 2018

longduckdong said:

theLSkid said:
would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.
Pic of daughter?

Taron Madison is right, this place is disgusting.

DMP11 · January 2018

Are his hips wide enough to play center?

theknowledge · January 2018

NEPTUNE said:

TurdBuffer said:
Ass too big. Hips not exquisite enough. Small dick. Pruney balls.
Hasn't sworn to the Orbgasm...

Sleeper is a classic! One of my favorite Allen flicks.

Kaepsknee · January 2018

Rubberfist said:

longduckdong said:

theLSkid said:
would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.
Pic of daughter?
Taron Madison is right, this place is disgusting.

Ashley Madison approves though.

GreenRiverGatorz · January 2018

theLSkid said:
would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.

Jalen Hurts is a shit quarterback. HTH.

CuntWaffle · January 2018

theLSkid said:
would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.

Mulit-layered WTF

First and most importantly, Jalen Hurts is garbage. Second he wouldn't be able to play next year because of the transfer rule... why is it so hard for this bored to understand this simple concept?