Jalen Hurts to UW?

CuntWaffle

theLSkid said:

would readily sacrifice my first born child and my daughters virginity for a Hurts-Gaskin backfield next season.

Mulit-layered WTF

First and most importantly, Jalen Hurts is garbage. Second he wouldn't be able to play next year because of the transfer rule... why is it so hard for this bored to understand this simple concept?

picalogestabo

ESPN says Hurts will be the starting QB for the Miami Dolphins in 2020. Should be speshul.

NEPTUNE

NEPTUNE said:

TurdBuffer said:

Ass too big. Hips not exquisite enough. Small dick. Pruney balls.

Hasn't sworn to the Orbgasm...

oregonblitzkrieg

Jalen Hurts already plays for UW.

DawgFader

NEPTUNE said:

TurdBuffer said:

Ass too big. Hips not exquisite enough. Small dick. Pruney balls.

Hasn't sworn to the Orbgasm...

Simpson’s did it better.

NEPTUNE

Trumps hair will fuck the orb...

Doog_de_Jour

If Jalen changed his first name to Jake we’d be seeing a WOOF! on Petersen’s Twitter account now.

DodgyBloke

He sucks, unless he wants to play buck