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Browning vs. Tuiasosopo

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  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,672 Founders Club

    I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.
    Fucking this.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.
    He chose to play for a loser though.
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123

    I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.
    Abundance
  • section8section8 Member Posts: 1,581
    whlinder said:

    It fucking pisses me off that Jake fucking piece of shit Browning is going to own a ton, if not all, of the UW passing records. All because he had a decent team around him and had no competition for he job and played a weak ass schedule.

    Fuck. He’s probably going to be in the Husky Sports Hall of Fame someday for being PAC 12 offensive player of the year.

    He’s the goddamned worst.

    Doog legend for sure, many of them now completing their transition and sound like coogs. Any criticism of shit pants is countered with “look at the touchdown records”.

  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,992 Standard Supporter

    Comparing literally anything Marques accomplished at Washington to anything Jake Browning has ever done is a crime against humanity.
    Best remedy is to bar him from the film room and make him spend that time in a UFC ring. While not a gifted athlete, his biggest problem is being a pussy who smiles and laughs while losing, instead of throwing Gatorade cups at his teammates and cussing up a storm after a 3 & out. Jake's a fucking pussy between the ears. 100% poser first, player 2nd. Fuck the film room. Fuck being at the coach's table during meetings. That's what brownnosers do, and why posers who suck stay on the field. Jake fucking sucks in the crunch, can't throw on the run, showed no touch at all in a NY6 bowel game, and smiled & laughed on the sideline while losing. If that's not enough to bench his ass, I don't know what is.
  • theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,287 Founders Club
    whlinder said:

    Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

    Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

    It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.
    I do believe he was castrated against USC. He obviously has not recovered from that major trauma.
  • theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,287 Founders Club
    Bread said:

    At least he will only hold the records for 3 years


    With the talent upgrades coming in Pete will never have a QB play/start for four years ever again. Depth and early entries to the NFL will prevent that. If it happens then UW has Brownshorts 2.0. Unfortunately for the record books Jake will be on top FOREVER!!!! Ugh, thats the truth.
  • theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,287 Founders Club
    BTW. This thread delivers!
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,992 Standard Supporter

    With the talent upgrades coming in Pete will never have a QB play/start for four years ever again. Depth and early entries to the NFL will prevent that. If it happens then UW has Brownshorts 2.0. Unfortunately for the record books Jake will be on top FOREVER!!!! Ugh, thats the truth.
    It pains me enough that you speak the truth.
    But please die for speaking that specific, depressing truth.
  • ApostleofGriefApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    Look I only said above that sandlot or pickup football would help the guy. I never said he could be CURED or made into a Tuiasosopo, only that it would help. Bench his ass for all I care. If he is playing, just another reason for me to drive to fucking ellensburg.
  • RhythmicSlappingDawgRhythmicSlappingDawg Member Posts: 1,176

    Look I only said above that sandlot or pickup football would help the guy. I never said he could be CURED or made into a Tuiasosopo, only that it would help. Bench his ass for all I care. If he is playing, just another reason for me to drive to fucking ellensburg.

    What the fuck is sandlot football?
    Playing patsy with a bunch of 40 year old fat fucks isn't going to do shit.
    Browning is shit and will continue to be shit because he has no talent.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    uzi said:

    Lockner was a fucking stud. Put him at QB last year and we beat USC.

    Put him at QB this year and we beat Furd & ASU & Penn State.

    I don't care that most of you believe he should have played safety at Oregon.

    I love a QB that can run over the other team's linebacker.

    New Year's Drunk Posting is Best Drunk Posting.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,818
    uzi said:

    Lockner was a fucking stud. Put him at QB last year and we beat USC.

    Put him at QB this year and we beat Furd & ASU & Penn State.

    I don't care that most of you believe he should have played safety at Oregon.

    I love a QB that can run over the other team's linebacker.

    Jake Locker would have never started at QB for Chris Petersen. He values accuracy over all else. Locker would have never seen the field other than Wild Swede/Hail Mary snaps.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    Jake Locker would have never started at QB for Chris Petersen. He values accuracy over all else. Locker would have never seen the field other than Wild Swede/Hail Mary snaps.
    This.

    It also makes me wonder why people think Peterman wants Eason.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,992 Standard Supporter
    Browning will start because he'll be the best QB in practices on account of his knowledge of the playbook. That's how coaches pick starters. It's a shame his breakdowns under the lights don't count for more, but coaches kill themselves to spread blame around after losses, which is what Pete, Saban, or any other coach does, hiding and burying Browning's shortcomings and fuck-ups among everyone else's. Coaches don't focus on the incremental and obvious failings, because that's not positive thinking. Plus we've had Smiffy sucking off Jake, Pete and himself for 3 years, during two of which UW won 10 games. They'll say the QB competition is "open" but it won't be. Only if Browning gets hurt and Yankoff or Sirmon comes in and engineer two or three stellar drives will we see any change due to high pressure from the fanbase.

    The situation is akin to a prize fighting where 99% of the time a challenger cannot win a fight on points, but most knock out the champion to win the belt.
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