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Browning vs. Tuiasosopo

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    DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,472
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    Doogles said:

    whlinder said:

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
    Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

    He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

    On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

    In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.
    Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

    Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

    It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.
    I know everyone hates him, but Locker is one of my favorite huskies ever. I dooged so hard for him and he bled purple and gold. His freshman year he was the most exciting player in the country not named Tebow.

    He should have gone to Oregon and won a natty. I'm glad he made millions and got out.
    I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.
    Fucking this.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Doogles said:

    whlinder said:

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
    Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

    He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

    On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

    In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.
    Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

    Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

    It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.
    I know everyone hates him, but Locker is one of my favorite huskies ever. I dooged so hard for him and he bled purple and gold. His freshman year he was the most exciting player in the country not named Tebow.

    He should have gone to Oregon and won a natty. I'm glad he made millions and got out.
    I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.
    He chose to play for a loser though.
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    RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,123
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    Doogles said:

    whlinder said:

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
    Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

    He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

    On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

    In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.
    Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

    Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

    It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.
    I know everyone hates him, but Locker is one of my favorite huskies ever. I dooged so hard for him and he bled purple and gold. His freshman year he was the most exciting player in the country not named Tebow.

    He should have gone to Oregon and won a natty. I'm glad he made millions and got out.
    I love Jake. Jake played hard. The problem was not Jake it was what we did with him.
    Abundance
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    section8section8 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,581
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    whlinder said:

    It fucking pisses me off that Jake fucking piece of shit Browning is going to own a ton, if not all, of the UW passing records. All because he had a decent team around him and had no competition for he job and played a weak ass schedule.

    Fuck. He’s probably going to be in the Husky Sports Hall of Fame someday for being PAC 12 offensive player of the year.

    He’s the goddamned worst.

    Doog legend for sure, many of them now completing their transition and sound like coogs. Any criticism of shit pants is countered with “look at the touchdown records”.

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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,749
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    doogie said:
    Comparing QB stats from two different eras is a massive waste of time.
    Comparing literally anything Marques accomplished at Washington to anything Jake Browning has ever done is a crime against humanity.
    Best remedy is to bar him from the film room and make him spend that time in a UFC ring. While not a gifted athlete, his biggest problem is being a pussy who smiles and laughs while losing, instead of throwing Gatorade cups at his teammates and cussing up a storm after a 3 & out. Jake's a fucking pussy between the ears. 100% poser first, player 2nd. Fuck the film room. Fuck being at the coach's table during meetings. That's what brownnosers do, and why posers who suck stay on the field. Jake fucking sucks in the crunch, can't throw on the run, showed no touch at all in a NY6 bowel game, and smiled & laughed on the sideline while losing. If that's not enough to bench his ass, I don't know what is.
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    theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,568
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    whlinder said:

    Browning has scarcely any idea at all how to play football. He's like a doctor who can run tests, but has no way of applying it to a patient. What Browning should do in the offseason is not have anybody teach him anything or spend time learning, or watching film or working out. If he wants to improve he needs to develop some kind of football intelligence a la Tuiasosopo. It's the ability to know basically WHAT TO DO AND WHEN TO DO IT.

    And to do that: play sandlot, pickup football.

    He doesn't have "it" and he will not and cannot learn or aquire "it".

    No amount of mentorship will ever change who he is.
    well, I don't know... but to improve he needs to play a lot more. I mean, if there is a fucking guy open throw it to him. If open space run. You learn that by playing a lot, like with no rules. Tuiasosopo invented the plays up as the situation demanded.
    Can't play any more than 3 whole seasons.

    He's afraid of taking a hit and loses focus as soon as he sees just one guy rushing him. His eyes drop down and he loses sight of his receivers.

    On top of that, his arm strength sucks and he lacks accuracy.

    In short, he shouldn't be a quarterback. I can't even see him playing any other position, except punter.
    Jack Lockner, for all his inability to throw a football, always played better after the first hit he took in a game. At least he belonged on a football field.

    Brownsocks takes one hit and shuts down until he isn’t scared again.

    It’s amazing he hasn’t suffered any injuries that would force him to miss significant time.
    I do believe he was castrated against USC. He obviously has not recovered from that major trauma.
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    theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,568
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    Bread said:

    At least he will only hold the records for 3 years


    With the talent upgrades coming in Pete will never have a QB play/start for four years ever again. Depth and early entries to the NFL will prevent that. If it happens then UW has Brownshorts 2.0. Unfortunately for the record books Jake will be on top FOREVER!!!! Ugh, thats the truth.
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    theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,568
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    BTW. This thread delivers!
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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,749
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    Bread said:

    At least he will only hold the records for 3 years

    With the talent upgrades coming in Pete will never have a QB play/start for four years ever again. Depth and early entries to the NFL will prevent that. If it happens then UW has Brownshorts 2.0. Unfortunately for the record books Jake will be on top FOREVER!!!! Ugh, thats the truth.
    It pains me enough that you speak the truth.
    But please die for speaking that specific, depressing truth.
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    ApostleofGriefApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
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    Look I only said above that sandlot or pickup football would help the guy. I never said he could be CURED or made into a Tuiasosopo, only that it would help. Bench his ass for all I care. If he is playing, just another reason for me to drive to fucking ellensburg.
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    RhythmicSlappingDawgRhythmicSlappingDawg Member Posts: 1,176
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    Look I only said above that sandlot or pickup football would help the guy. I never said he could be CURED or made into a Tuiasosopo, only that it would help. Bench his ass for all I care. If he is playing, just another reason for me to drive to fucking ellensburg.

    What the fuck is sandlot football?
    Playing patsy with a bunch of 40 year old fat fucks isn't going to do shit.
    Browning is shit and will continue to be shit because he has no talent.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    uzi said:

    Lockner was a fucking stud. Put him at QB last year and we beat USC.

    Put him at QB this year and we beat Furd & ASU & Penn State.

    I don't care that most of you believe he should have played safety at Oregon.

    I love a QB that can run over the other team's linebacker.

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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    uzi said:

    Lockner was a fucking stud. Put him at QB last year and we beat USC.

    Put him at QB this year and we beat Furd & ASU & Penn State.

    I don't care that most of you believe he should have played safety at Oregon.

    I love a QB that can run over the other team's linebacker.

    Jake Locker would have never started at QB for Chris Petersen. He values accuracy over all else. Locker would have never seen the field other than Wild Swede/Hail Mary snaps.
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    dnc said:

    uzi said:

    Lockner was a fucking stud. Put him at QB last year and we beat USC.

    Put him at QB this year and we beat Furd & ASU & Penn State.

    I don't care that most of you believe he should have played safety at Oregon.

    I love a QB that can run over the other team's linebacker.

    Jake Locker would have never started at QB for Chris Petersen. He values accuracy over all else. Locker would have never seen the field other than Wild Swede/Hail Mary snaps.
    This.

    It also makes me wonder why people think Peterman wants Eason.
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    TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,749
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    Browning will start because he'll be the best QB in practices on account of his knowledge of the playbook. That's how coaches pick starters. It's a shame his breakdowns under the lights don't count for more, but coaches kill themselves to spread blame around after losses, which is what Pete, Saban, or any other coach does, hiding and burying Browning's shortcomings and fuck-ups among everyone else's. Coaches don't focus on the incremental and obvious failings, because that's not positive thinking. Plus we've had Smiffy sucking off Jake, Pete and himself for 3 years, during two of which UW won 10 games. They'll say the QB competition is "open" but it won't be. Only if Browning gets hurt and Yankoff or Sirmon comes in and engineer two or three stellar drives will we see any change due to high pressure from the fanbase.

    The situation is akin to a prize fighting where 99% of the time a challenger cannot win a fight on points, but most knock out the champion to win the belt.
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