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Three Things Going Forward

Dennis_DeYoung
Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
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1. We are still mentally weak shrivel-dicks.
We got cursed with Jake who is the worst 'clutch' QB I've ever seen and that isn't helping. If Jake had some balls, the team might take his lead but he doesn't and we don't.

2. We will never win anything with Jake.
Even with all that ass-whopping, if you switch QBs, we win. Jake is fucking terrible. I should try to lobby CFB to start a stat called 'playmaking'. Taking sacks on 3rd down, throwing it out of bounds in key situations, etc. It's all insanity. I know he sucks, and I know we know he sucks, but fuck he really sucks.

3. NEED MOAR TALENT
Penn State, oddly, had black people. We don't. That's probably not getting fixed any time soon, sadly, but it would be nice. We will never have DaeShon Hamiltons. At this point I would take his fucking brother. IDGAF. But - they went after Myles Bryant all night. Our LBs are undersized, etc. We are getting there, but again - you understand now why we need talent so badly.
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    1. We are still mentally weak shrivel-dicks.
    We got cursed with Jake who is the worst 'clutch' QB I've ever seen and that isn't helping. If Jake had some balls, the team might take his lead but he doesn't and we don't.

    2. We will never win anything with Jake.
    Even with all that ass-whopping, if you switch QBs, we win. Jake is fucking terrible. I should try to lobby CFB to start a stat called 'playmaking'. Taking sacks on 3rd down, throwing it out of bounds in key situations, etc. It's all insanity. I know he sucks, and I know we know he sucks, but fuck he really sucks.

    3. NEED MOAR TALENT
    Penn State, oddly, had black people. We don't. That's probably not getting fixed any time soon, sadly, but it would be nice. We will never have DaeShon Hamiltons. At this point I would take his fucking brother. IDGAF. But - they went after Myles Bryant all night. Our LBs are undersized, etc. We are getting there, but again - you understand now why we need talent so badly.

    Word, Brother Young.
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    BrickSquad said:

    4. Get a third down stop.

    I love hating on Jake like everyone else does, but this loss was on the defense. They couldn't get off the field with a third down stop.

    I agree. But that was point #1. We are mentally weak. Playmaking in key situations is about who's got balls and we don't.

    We still have that Holiday Bowl 2001 stench.
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  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,763
    BrickSquad said:

    4. Get a third down stop.

    I love hating on Jake like everyone else does, but this loss was on the defense. They couldn't get off the field with a third down stop.

    Our Linebackers sucked some serious ass.
    Take Bryant’s Free ride away!
    Gaines keep your ass in school
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  • Bread
    Bread Member Posts: 4,075
    Dennis_DeYoung said:


    3. NEED MOAR TALENT
    Penn State, oddly, had black people. We don't. That's probably not getting fixed any time soon, sadly, but it would be nice. We will never have DaeShon Hamiltons. At this point I would take his fucking brother. IDGAF.

    I thought You said spiker was good?
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  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    If I knew how to do this easily the texting between Dennis and I during the game was this to a T
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,423 Founders Club

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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    jhfstyle24 said:

    5. Don't let your best CB get injured on the last play of the game vs ASU forcing Myles Bryant to cover DaeSean Hamilton

    This is covered in 3.
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Bread said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:


    3. NEED MOAR TALENT
    Penn State, oddly, had black people. We don't. That's probably not getting fixed any time soon, sadly, but it would be nice. We will never have DaeShon Hamiltons. At this point I would take his fucking brother. IDGAF.

    I thought You said spiker was good?
    Spiker is half white.
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    BlastDoor said:

    You have to at least question ILB coaching. Azeem and Bierria regressed, BBK is starting. Wellington has not developed enough to start? What the fuck is Gregory doing?

    Shhh, he's about to take a picture of a bird for his insta!!!
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,281 Founders Club
    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    YellowSnow said:

    We are still fucking leveling up. There is nothing that happened today which suggests otherwise. It's almost as though Pete knows we need better guys so they went out and got some with this 2018 class. Fucking shocking. Losing fucking blows. But it does actually take time to build a NT caliber team at a tier 2 program.

    Couldn't agree more. We just need some alphas on this team as opposed to shrivel dicks.
    The odds of either Yankoff or Sirmon not having way bigger balls than Jake, let alone got given talent is remote at best. We are going to be back in the playoffs with one of those guys at the helm with the surrounding talent upgrades. Cook it.
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    YellowSnow said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    YellowSnow said:

    We are still fucking leveling up. There is nothing that happened today which suggests otherwise. It's almost as though Pete knows we need better guys so they went out and got some with this 2018 class. Fucking shocking. Losing fucking blows. But it does actually take time to build a NT caliber team at a tier 2 program.

    Couldn't agree more. We just need some alphas on this team as opposed to shrivel dicks.
    The odds of either Yankoff or Sirmon not having way bigger balls than Jake, let alone got given talent is remote at best. We are going to be back in the playoffs with one of those guys at the helm with the surrounding talent upgrades. Cook it.
    ATBSJBS
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    YellowSnow said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    YellowSnow said:

    We are still fucking leveling up. There is nothing that happened today which suggests otherwise. It's almost as though Pete knows we need better guys so they went out and got some with this 2018 class. Fucking shocking. Losing fucking blows. But it does actually take time to build a NT caliber team at a tier 2 program.

    Couldn't agree more. We just need some alphas on this team as opposed to shrivel dicks.
    The odds of either Yankoff or Sirmon not having way bigger balls than Jake, let alone got given talent is remote at best. We are going to be back in the playoffs with one of those guys at the helm with the surrounding talent upgrades. Cook it.
    ATBSJBS
    That's way beyond my acronym enigma cracking skills.
    All that being said...
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  • RhythmicSlappingDawg
    RhythmicSlappingDawg Member Posts: 1,176
    Clear as day, we have too many pussies on our team. We need an alpha QB to set the tone. We are in our Tajh Boyd stage right now. We need a Deshuan.
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  • Gwad
    Gwad Member Posts: 2,855
    Doogles said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    YellowSnow said:

    We are still fucking leveling up. There is nothing that happened today which suggests otherwise. It's almost as though Pete knows we need better guys so they went out and got some with this 2018 class. Fucking shocking. Losing fucking blows. But it does actually take time to build a NT caliber team at a tier 2 program.

    Couldn't agree more. We just need some alphas on this team as opposed to shrivel dicks.
    We kicked our Alpha off the team. I laughed my ass off seeing the ESPN ticker scroll our NFL prospects and seeing Azeem as #2 ILB in the draft.
    Ya announcers also said that BBK saw more playing time after Azeem was kicked off the team. I guess we know who has been up at 1am watching Pac games.
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  • RhythmicSlappingDawg
    RhythmicSlappingDawg Member Posts: 1,176
    Honestly Vea was fucking horrible and he doesn't play with an edge. PeteFS kicked our only alpha off the fucking team for smoking legal weed. Fuck that.
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  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    White guys try to compensate by growing hair super long.
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  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    dnc said:

    ApostleofGrief said:

    White guys try to compensate by growing hair super long.

    How dare you!






    We've needed more big black dudes for years on defense.
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