Fuck United Airlines

RhythmicSlappingDawg · December 2017

The damn bastards' plane is fucking broke and now I can't watch us battle the pedos. Fuck this. The worst fucking airline. They had us board and deboarded us,This is fucking pathetic. The stewardess is like an old hag too, probably @puppylove_sugarsteel type. This is what I get for flying United. They amount of retard At United Airlines is truly SAD!1!! FYFMFE.

Anyways, GO DWAGS FUCK THE PEDOS!

Edit: Here Baabs.

AZDuck · December 2017

If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

RhythmicSlappingDawg · December 2017

AZDuck said:
If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb

The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

AZDuck · December 2017

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:
If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb
The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

TierbsHsotBoobs · December 2017

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:
If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb
The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.

You could stay home and watch on TV.

RhythmicSlappingDawg · December 2017

AZDuck said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:
If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb
The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.
You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

Well I was supposed to get back at 11:30. But, United sucks.

AZDuck · December 2017

Hell, he can watch on the inplane wifi

RhythmicSlappingDawg · December 2017

AZDuck said:
Hell, he can watch on the inplane wifi

No United blocks in flight streaming, think of the bandwith!!!1!!

RhythmicSlappingDawg · December 2017

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:
If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb
The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.
You could stay home and watch on TV.

I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

AZDuck · December 2017

UA has streaming live TV

RhythmicSlappingDawg · December 2017

AZDuck said:
UA has streaming live TV

Through the app?

This is why I love this bored. Thanks AZ.

AZDuck · December 2017

Yep

RhythmicSlappingDawg · December 2017

AZDuck said:
Yep

Perfect.

TierbsHsotBoobs · December 2017

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:
If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb
The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.
You could stay home and watch on TV.
I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

CHRIST

RhythmicSlappingDawg · December 2017

Nvm. I have to fly out on Alaska. Even shittier than UA. Fuck that.

BleachedAnusDawg · December 2017

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:
If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb
The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.
You could stay home and watch on TV.
I wish, I'm going to the Hooks game on Sunday. So, flying out tomorrow morning is not an option.

You deserve everything that is happening to you right now.

IPukeOregonGrellow · December 2017

AZDuck said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:
If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb
The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.
You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements

I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.

PineapplePirate · December 2017

It’s unfortunate they realized the plane was broke before you took off.

Jake4Heisman · December 2017

United we Stand! Take your American hating booty butt outta the free world and hightail it up to Bumfuckistan you commie fuckman!!

RhythmicSlappingDawg · December 2017

IPukeOregonGrellow said:

AZDuck said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:
If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb
The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.
You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements
I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.

Micky D's salary doesn't allow me to travel much.

Jake4Heisman · December 2017

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

IPukeOregonGrellow said:

AZDuck said:

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

AZDuck said:
If your Mileage Plus elitist like me, you would be in first class on another flight, pleb
The fuckers put us on a 2:45 flight. FUCKKK MISSING THE SECOND HALF NOW.
You sound poor and you made poor travel arrangements
I pump gas for a living and even I have some kind of medallion status. That's lower than poor.
Micky D's salary doesn't allow me to travel much.

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