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TurdBomber
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Great bored selection as always, I know.
Fuck all your Christmases. I pray they're as miserable as my own.
And fuck your New Years' Too!
But, more assplosian stories, please.
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Happy Holidays.
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Some unlucky fuckers tried to navigate one of the steepest hills in West Seattle on Xmas eve and ended up sliding off the road, going over a rockery and ending up upside down in somebody's side yard. Like a Simpson's episode, the second car did exactly what the first one did, and landed in the same place, on top of the first car.
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Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.
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Being Seattle, we know for certain car #2's driver was "sucks to be you" laughing at car #1's predicament only seconds before suffering the same fate. Instant fucking Karma Bitch!Swaye said:Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.
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My only hope is both cars were filled with hipsters.TurdBuffer said:
Being Seattle, we know for certain car #2's driver was "sucks to be you" laughing at car #1's predicament only seconds before suffering the same fate. Instant fucking Karma Bitch!Swaye said:Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.
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If you were 15 years younger you'd be oneSwaye said:
My only hope is both cars were filled with hipsters.TurdBuffer said:
Being Seattle, we know for certain car #2's driver was "sucks to be you" laughing at car #1's predicament only seconds before suffering the same fate. Instant fucking Karma Bitch!Swaye said:Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.
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Probably.Pitchfork51 said:
If you were 15 years younger you'd be oneSwaye said:
My only hope is both cars were filled with hipsters.TurdBuffer said:
Being Seattle, we know for certain car #2's driver was "sucks to be you" laughing at car #1's predicament only seconds before suffering the same fate. Instant fucking Karma Bitch!Swaye said:Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.
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DisagreeSwaye said:
Probably.Pitchfork51 said:
If you were 15 years younger you'd be oneSwaye said:
My only hope is both cars were filled with hipsters.TurdBuffer said:
Being Seattle, we know for certain car #2's driver was "sucks to be you" laughing at car #1's predicament only seconds before suffering the same fate. Instant fucking Karma Bitch!Swaye said:Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.
Have some self respect -
Pitchfork51 said:
If you were 15 years younger you'd be oneSwaye said:
My only hope is both cars were filled with hipsters.TurdBuffer said:
Being Seattle, we know for certain car #2's driver was "sucks to be you" laughing at car #1's predicament only seconds before suffering the same fate. Instant fucking Karma Bitch!Swaye said:Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.
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I made it up that hill in W Seattle Friday night chasing down emergency dinner shit. I was pissed, said fuck it and just went for it. so, fuck off.
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I love you, but self respect left me the day I put in an application with Jiffy Lube.GrundleStiltzkin said:
DisagreeSwaye said:
Probably.Pitchfork51 said:
If you were 15 years younger you'd be oneSwaye said:
My only hope is both cars were filled with hipsters.TurdBuffer said:
Being Seattle, we know for certain car #2's driver was "sucks to be you" laughing at car #1's predicament only seconds before suffering the same fate. Instant fucking Karma Bitch!Swaye said:Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.
Have some self respect -
Did you ram, sideswipe or force a couple other cars off the road, by chance?doogie said:I made it up that hill in W Seattle Friday night chasing down emergency dinner shit. I was pissed, said fuck it and just went for it. so, fuck off.
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Yes, and they were worthless, fag-ass Millenial hipsters - job well done!TurdBuffer said:
Did you ram, sideswipe or force a couple other cars off the road, by chance?doogie said:I made it up that hill in W Seattle Friday night chasing down emergency dinner shit. I was pissed, said fuck it and just went for it. so, fuck off.
