Merry SJW Christmas, you drunk, mother-fucking, shit-explosion-story loving Sons of Bitches

doogie

I made it up that hill in W Seattle Friday night chasing down emergency dinner shit. I was pissed, said fuck it and just went for it. so, fuck off.

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

TurdBuffer said:

Swaye said:

Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.

Being Seattle, we know for certain car #2's driver was "sucks to be you" laughing at car #1's predicament only seconds before suffering the same fate. Instant fucking Karma Bitch!

My only hope is both cars were filled with hipsters.

If you were 15 years younger you'd be one

Probably.

Disagree

Have some self respect

I love you, but self respect left me the day I put in an application with Jiffy Lube.

TurdBomber

doogie said:

I made it up that hill in W Seattle Friday night chasing down emergency dinner shit. I was pissed, said fuck it and just went for it. so, fuck off.

Did you ram, sideswipe or force a couple other cars off the road, by chance?

CaptainPJ

TurdBuffer said:

doogie said:

I made it up that hill in W Seattle Friday night chasing down emergency dinner shit. I was pissed, said fuck it and just went for it. so, fuck off.

Did you ram, sideswipe or force a couple other cars off the road, by chance?

Yes, and they were worthless, fag-ass Millenial hipsters - job well done!