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Merry SJW Christmas, you drunk, mother-fucking, shit-explosion-story loving Sons of Bitches


Great bored selection as always, I know.
Fuck all your Christmases. I pray they're as miserable as my own.
And fuck your New Years' Too!
But, more assplosian stories, please.

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  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    Happy Holidays.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,954
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.

    Being Seattle, we know for certain car #2's driver was "sucks to be you" laughing at car #1's predicament only seconds before suffering the same fate. Instant fucking Karma Bitch!
    My only hope is both cars were filled with hipsters.
    If you were 15 years younger you'd be one
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,494 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Seattle drivers and snow are a great combo for population control.

    Being Seattle, we know for certain car #2's driver was "sucks to be you" laughing at car #1's predicament only seconds before suffering the same fate. Instant fucking Karma Bitch!
    My only hope is both cars were filled with hipsters.
    If you were 15 years younger you'd be one
    Probably.
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    I made it up that hill in W Seattle Friday night chasing down emergency dinner shit. I was pissed, said fuck it and just went for it. so, fuck off.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,971 Standard Supporter
    doogie said:

    I made it up that hill in W Seattle Friday night chasing down emergency dinner shit. I was pissed, said fuck it and just went for it. so, fuck off.

    Did you ram, sideswipe or force a couple other cars off the road, by chance?
  • CaptainPJCaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

    doogie said:

    I made it up that hill in W Seattle Friday night chasing down emergency dinner shit. I was pissed, said fuck it and just went for it. so, fuck off.

    Did you ram, sideswipe or force a couple other cars off the road, by chance?
    Yes, and they were worthless, fag-ass Millenial hipsters - job well done!
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