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Student section solution

Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

This shit ain't hard.

These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.
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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    @swaye, that could help.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,942

    jecornel said:

    Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

    Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

    Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

    Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

    This shit ain't hard.

    These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

    Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.

    Millenials are almost all out of college, whats gonna be your excuse in 2 years?
    My generation does the same shit without all of the fagginess but more of the fucktardness.
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737

    jecornel said:

    Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

    Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

    Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

    Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

    This shit ain't hard.

    These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

    Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.

    Millenials are almost all out of college, whats gonna be your excuse in 2 years?
    See @backthepack above.
  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,917
    Chincredibled for calling for the exile of the fat fuck. People around my seats wonder why I’m more animated about him than the game itself.

    Melvin Cole is gone so the anthem is back to normal, now we need Step 2.