Student section solution

jecornel

Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

This shit ain't hard.

These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.

Swaye

Just park this girl down there. Full every time. It's not hard. lulz

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

Just park this girl down there. Full every time. It's not hard. lulz

You're wrong.

It's hard!

jecornel

@swaye, that could help.

TheDawgFan1227

jecornel said:

Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

This shit ain't hard.

These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.

Millenials are almost all out of college, whats gonna be your excuse in 2 years?

backthepack

TheHairyNugget said:

jecornel said:

Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

This shit ain't hard.

These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.

Millenials are almost all out of college, whats gonna be your excuse in 2 years?

My generation does the same shit without all of the fagginess but more of the fucktardness.

jecornel

TheHairyNugget said:

jecornel said:

Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

This shit ain't hard.

These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.

Millenials are almost all out of college, whats gonna be your excuse in 2 years?

See @backthepack above.

MelloDawg

Chincredibled for calling for the exile of the fat fuck. People around my seats wonder why I’m more animated about him than the game itself.

Melvin Cole is gone so the anthem is back to normal, now we need Step 2.

YellowSnow

@RaceBannon remembers when all the seats were below the drip line. Who's dumb fucking idea was it anyhow to go to uncovered seating?

RaceBannon

I love watching a game in the rain at Husky Stadium


From California

whlinder

So will that be the Final Solution to the student section question?

Pitchfork51

backthepack said:

TheHairyNugget said:

jecornel said:

Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

This shit ain't hard.

These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.

Millenials are almost all out of college, whats gonna be your excuse in 2 years?

My generation does the same shit without all of the fagginess but more of the fucktardness.

Your generation is the last generation because you are all gay.

backthepack

Pitchfork51 said:

backthepack said:

TheHairyNugget said:

jecornel said:

Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

This shit ain't hard.

These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.

Millenials are almost all out of college, whats gonna be your excuse in 2 years?

My generation does the same shit without all of the fagginess but more of the fucktardness.

Your generation is the last generation because you are all gay.

Ehhh not as bad as yours.

puppylove_sugarsteel

jecornel said:

Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

This shit ain't hard.

These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.

Just take their fucking seats and give them to students from my generation, who sat thru hell to cheer on Washington. Fuck them and fuck most of you here...you constitute that bunch

SonnyShackelford

Love Jimmy’s rants. GOAT

YellowSnow

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

jecornel said:

Cover it so they don't have to deal with the elements, add interactive flat screens, so they can instagram and snapchat their shit and see it live.

Since the seats are absolute garbage and you can't see shit on the open end of the stadium let them watch it on the interactive flat screens. Since Pete loves a packed stadium, why not give up a pay check to partially fund it and he should feel bad about the ASU loss.

Put heaters in there, and their own concession section with low priced shit food. I mean flying taco is charging 11 dollars for the most pathetic street tacos imaginable. The nachos are disgusting as well. Holy shit that is bad food.

Have the cheerleaders do their twerk dance in the isles, get rid of that bearded fuck and hire an aspiring Erin Andrews to do the gimmicky crap. Give more free shit away, all that stuff can be purchased on Alibaba for pennies.

This shit ain't hard.

These millenials need to be enticed by an up close screen since their entire existence revolves around one.

Though, for the love of Jesus himself, do not hand out crap AFTER the game.

Just take their fucking seats and give them to students from my generation, who sat thru hell to cheer on Washington. Fuck them and fuck most of you here...you constitute that bunch

I sat in the rain at Husky Stadium and never complained because my tickets were FREE, bitches! Not the $90 for the season that most you fuckers had to pay for student section.

PurpleThrobber

whlinder said:

So will that be the Final Solution to the student section question?

Veiled call for genocide.

Creative but not cool. Not cool at all

Houhusky

Go back to giving the students the 50 yard line, you market it like you market all addictive, expensive, shit products... cigarettes, alcohol, car brands... its all focused on getting you hooked on brand loyalty when you are young and then shitting all over your wallet when you are fully addicted and have the money to spend....

LaZoris

Pitchfork51 said:

Millenials are almost all out of college, whats gonna be your excuse in 2 years?

My generation does the same shit without all of the fagginess but more of the fucktardness.

Your generation is the last generation because you are all gay.

TTJ

Another solution:

jecornel

TTJ said:

Another solution:

Impeades the ability to take snaps and insta's. They need to pose and get right angles and shit. Rain jackets are bulky and just get in the way of stuff.

Maybe UW or Pete can strike a deal with Columbia for some special student section rain jackets that have body cams to take pictures of their game experience and put it on YouTuber.

Pete owes a paycheck for ASU.