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Ts and Ps to my favorite house husband
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Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
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Is your high-wage-earning wife traveling for work, by chance?
Hit me with her digits. Axing for a fren.
#postvictorycoitus
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Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
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Good to know you have guns. Glad you are a self-reliant Californian. You will survive. Lots of people hate guns until society breaks down. Then they wish they had some.BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
It's not going to an imaginary line secession. California is going to literally leave North America.
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Which neighbors have the best food stockpiled?BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
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But guns are the cause of all evil in the world!Swaye said:
Good to know you have guns. Glad you are a self-reliant Californian. You will survive. Lots of people hate guns until society breaks down. Then they wish they had some.BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
I know you are being sarcastic, but the Kardashians are the cause of all evil in the world.Sledog said:
But guns are the cause of all evil in the world!Swaye said:
Good to know you have guns. Glad you are a self-reliant Californian. You will survive. Lots of people hate guns until society breaks down. Then they wish they had some.BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
Sorry bro, you only get that shit for floods.BearsWiin said:earthquake cluster near Gonzales the last few days, we're 40 miles from the epicenter, Casa BearsWiin about to be derstroyed, God is punishing us for being morally corrupt, thanks you in advance for you're FEMA taxdollars
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doogie said:
Which neighbors have the best women stockpiled?BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
Careful. nsa_dawg will report you for collecting rain water.BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
A few houses are on the target listPitchfork51 said:doogie said:
Which neighbors have the best women stockpiled?BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years.
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The Mormonsdoogie said:
Which neighbors have the best food stockpiled?BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
They probably have the most women as well. I'd head to the nearest Mormon enclave and run over all the dudes as soon as you show up. 50 chicks and endless food to wait out the end of times with.GrundleStiltzkin said:
The Mormonsdoogie said:
Which neighbors have the best food stockpiled?BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
CrispedSwaye said:
They probably have the most women as well. I'd head to the nearest Mormon enclave and run over all the dudes as soon as you show up. 50 submissive chicks who like anal and endless food to wait out the end of times with.GrundleStiltzkin said:
The Mormonsdoogie said:
Which neighbors have the best food stockpiled?BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
iDawg and I got off on a tangent on a podcast and we were talking about people who are hoarding gold for the last days. As I pointed out you can't eat gold and the guy with guns is going to take it from you anywaySwaye said:
Good to know you have guns. Glad you are a self-reliant Californian. You will survive. Lots of people hate guns until society breaks down. Then they wish they had some.BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
True that!GrundleStiltzkin said:
The Mormonsdoogie said:
Which neighbors have the best food stockpiled?BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
That's true. Of all the weird Mormon shit I got introduced to I always tend to forget the canned food hoarding part.
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That's a lot of soaking to be done.Swaye said:
They probably have the most women as well. I'd head to the nearest Mormon enclave and run over all the dudes as soon as you show up. 50 chicks and endless food to wait out the end of times with.GrundleStiltzkin said:
The Mormonsdoogie said:
Which neighbors have the best food stockpiled?BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years. -
That's actually the most sane thing they believe in.Pitchfork51 said:That's true. Of all the weird Mormon shit I got introduced to I always tend to forget the canned food hoarding part.
Well, that and, you know, anal.
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You know the 5 B's of survival...bunkers, bullets, beans, bullion and bandaids (first aid in general). If I had to rank them, in order of importance and ease of acquiring before the next EMP/Pandemic/Zombie Apoc:RaceBannon said:
iDawg and I got off on a tangent on a podcast and we were talking about people who are hoarding gold for the last days. As I pointed out you can't eat gold and the guy with guns is going to take it from you anywaySwaye said:
Good to know you have guns. Glad you are a self-reliant Californian. You will survive. Lots of people hate guns until society breaks down. Then they wish they had some.BearsWiin said:
Pretty sure I outgun my neighbors, so we won't be starving anytime soon, and we can drink collected rainwater.Swaye said:Since you will be reliant on FEMA I fully expect you'll be dead soon. It was great knowing you man. But nothing special.
If that part of the San Andreas actually goes, it'll be a nice seismic test for all the schools along the 101 corridor that the wife has had a hand in building over the last 15 years.
1) Bullets (all the time every time - just wait until people are starving to see how they will act)
2) Beans (food is good, and important too)
3) Bandaids (fish antiobiotics are dirt cheap, don't require a scrip, and work just like the shit you pay quadruple for at Walgreens) (500 counts are like 30 bucks at pet stores online)
4) Bunker (Would be ranked higher but I'm too poor to afford a legit bunker)
5) Bullion (never really bought the hype that gold will again be the major traded currency - I actually think 1-3 on the list above would be the primary currency in a barter system).
No, I'm not some lunatic prepper with a basement with 20 years of food. That said, I do have "some" food storage, plenty of survival/camping equipment, and lots of guns and ammo. No gold or silver because I'm a poor. It's just a good idea to keep basic supplies on hand. If the Chinese ever took out the East Coast power grid via cyber attack, shit would be pretty primal within 12 weeks. People revert quickly to base survival instincts when they are hungry.
Also, keeping an old manual car (pre-1990) or Jeep around is a good idea. If the sun ever shoots out a hot flare and fries all electronics, no car built from the 90's on is going to go anywhere. Keep an old carbureted beater in the garage and you can go anywhere you need to.
That concludes today's preparedness with Swaye briefing.
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