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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,383
    Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.
    Back in the day I was crossing Eastlake as a pedestrian with the walk symbol and was hit by a biker who tried to roll through a red light.

    Fuck em all
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,495 Founders Club
    Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.
    BearsWiin said:

    I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little

    Was the prostate exam anything special?
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.
    BearsWiin said:

    I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little

    Hmmm....
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Share the Road
    Anything that annoys Seattle drivers is OK! in my book.
  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,076

    BearsWiin said:

    I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little

    Was the prostate exam anything special?
    Did you fucking read what I wrote?
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,495 Founders Club
    Most bicycle commuters are arrogant, don't follow the rules, and make poor decisions.
    BearsWiin said:

    BearsWiin said:

    I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little

    Was the prostate exam anything special?
    Did you fucking read what I wrote?
    Huh?
  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,076

    BearsWiin said:

    BearsWiin said:

    I used to ride a bike from my townhouse in Westwood up to the UCLA campus until I got a bad case of trauma-induced epididymitis from my balls hitting the seat. Doc told me either to get one of those ergonomic seats that let your balls hang free or stop riding, so I stopped riding because I don't want to be one of those pretentious fucks who have special bike seats. He didn't let me out of the office without checking my prostate just to be on the safe side, and he pronounced it healthy and spongy. It only moved a little

    Was the prostate exam anything special?
    Did you fucking read what I wrote?
    Huh?
    *Christ*