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Tequilla Manifesto: Jake Browning, GLOVES OFF

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,689 Founders Club

    I hated Jake before it was cool to hate him

    Your record is a mixed bag.

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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,538 Founders Club

    I was in the LIPO camp with Jake for 2017- i.e., see if he could show growth in terms of handling adversity. Barring a major turn of events, the evidence is in, and he's not going to be that guy. All that being said, and in spite of Jake Browning sucking, we're still going to be playing meaningful football games in October in November, something many here have only seen once previously in their adult lives. So, I'm going to put my head in the sand and hope for the best. I can't show up to Husky Stadium at 1230PM later this month stressing out about Jake. So the Defense better do it's fucking job as Pete said and score points and get us fucking turnovers.

    You're entering the doog zone.

    I'm a lot more cynical than you. Jake isn't going to magically grow a pair and the OC is what he is.

    It's up to Petersen to retool the team. It's going to take a Don James post 1986 Sun Bowl type of paradigm shift.
    Disagree on entering Doog Zone. Doogs have low expectations, and nothing I said implies this. My expectation remains that we should win conference in spite of Jake, and if we don't the season is a disappointment (more so if we don't take the North at minimum). One can be a Posi Dawg and still have high expectations.

    I don't think Pete is in need to a late 80's Don James level paradigm shit. Yes, we could tighten up the offense some and make it less overly analytical, but recruiting better at QB, WR and OL is ultimately what is going to get us to the next level. Non bed shitting QB and some bad ass receivers and we're not even having this conversation; and that's with the current level of OL talent.

    All that being said, Jake Browning sucks.
    Totally agree with simplifying the offense. Like I mentioned in a post a day or two ago; keep it simple, stupid. Pete is smart enough to have realized by now how much Browning sucks. He has a weak mind to go with his weak arm. The shit-show passing strategy needs to be scrubbed.

    Pete should also know by now that Smith cannot game-plan AND he can't make adjustments. He keeps doing the same shit over and over again even if it's not working.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Tequilla said:

    It’s great to say that I’m employing selective data ... the problem is that Jake’s performance in tight games is an utter disaster. There’s no way around that.

    I’d love for the data to say that Jake isn’t a front running bitch ...

    Unfortunately the data shows that when he gets punched in the mouth he almost never gets up off the mat and responds.

    That’s not opinion ... that’s factual at this point.

    #ProfileInCourage
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,538 Founders Club
    Okay, I read it and it was good.
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    It would really be a dick move to quote the entire article and disagree