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Tequilla Manifesto: Jake Browning, GLOVES OFF

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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,960
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    Helps Trump IMO.
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    MisterEmMisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
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    Good Chit, @Tequilla.

    Pattern of pussiness with dater.
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    That's pretty good. #NoHOMO
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    TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,815
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    YellowSnow said:

    Not too long; read it in a couple mins. All of the aforementioned QBs would have probably won the game at ASU 21- 13 or better. Tui wins that game 28- 13.

    Bingo
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,960
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    Tequilla said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Not too long; read it in a couple mins. All of the aforementioned QBs would have probably won the game at ASU 21- 13 or better. Tui wins that game 28- 13.

    Bingo
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    Also maybe relevant now.
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,960
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    I was in the LIPO camp with Jake for 2017- i.e., see if he could show growth in terms of handling adversity. Barring a major turn of events, the evidence is in, and he's not going to be that guy. All that being said, and in spite of Jake Browning sucking, we're still going to be playing meaningful football games in October in November, something many here have only seen once previously in their adult lives. So, I'm going to put my head in the sand and hope for the best. I can't show up to Husky Stadium at 1230PM later this month stressing out about Jake. So the Defense better do it's fucking job as Pete said and score points and get us fucking turnovers.

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    EwaDawgEwaDawg Member Posts: 3,993
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    Tequilla said:

    YellowSnow said:

    WAY TOO FUCKING long; read it in a couple hours. All of the aforementioned QBs would have probably won the game at ASU 21- 13 or better. Tui wins that game 28- 13.

    Bingo
    I read it to the part about the 5 "better" QBs and figured "okay - Tequilla took some Xanax and kept it kind of not too long. I understood that those other QB would have likely won at ASU on Saturday. I thought the bolded headings below were other complete articles.

    I quit reading all together when diarrhea mouth started to list every Browning loss. Fuck. Any Fuckstick could do the same thing about every one of the other 5 QBs (san BJ).

    SELECTVE DATA MUCH ?

    Yes, if you exclude every time Browning has come from behind (not Q4 because this system works well most of the time) and exclude all of the other QB's losses - It looks like a halfway solid fecal dump (analysis).

    Did I hear correctly? Somebody actually employs that Horned Fag to do analysis. Fuck.


    All that being said. JAKE BROWNING, does indeed, SUCK.


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    PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,488
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    YellowSnow said:

    I was in the LIPO camp with Jake for 2017- i.e., see if he could show growth in terms of handling adversity. Barring a major turn of events, the evidence is in, and he's not going to be that guy. All that being said, and in spite of Jake Browning sucking, we're still going to be playing meaningful football games in October in November, something many here have only seen once previously in their adult lives. So, I'm going to put my head in the sand and hope for the best. I can't show up to Husky Stadium at 1230PM later this month stressing out about Jake. So the Defense better do it's fucking job as Pete said and score points and get us fucking turnovers.

    You're entering the doog zone.

    I'm a lot more cynical than you. Jake isn't going to magically grow a pair and the OC is what he is.

    It's up to Petersen to retool the team. It's going to take a Don James post 1986 Sun Bowl type of paradigm shift.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,601
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    Jesuz
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    YellowSnow said:

    I was in the LIPO camp with Jake for 2017- i.e., see if he could show growth in terms of handling adversity. Barring a major turn of events, the evidence is in, and he's not going to be that guy. All that being said, and in spite of Jake Browning sucking, we're still going to be playing meaningful football games in October in November, something many here have only seen once previously in their adult lives. So, I'm going to put my head in the sand and hope for the best. I can't show up to Husky Stadium at 1230PM later this month stressing out about Jake. So the Defense better do it's fucking job as Pete said and score points and get us fucking turnovers.

    I've never "liked" Browning (#TeamKJ image) but what does difference does that make. He's won-more-than-he's-lost™. But after Saturday it felt again like we?re years away all over.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064
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    *Golves
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    PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,488
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    Swaye said:

    I'm going to take a couple days off work next week so I can read it. Fuck.

    Great read on your flight to Singapore...
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