Stop pretending to like IPA’s

IPAs are a lie.
There, I said it. In a few years, Americans will all look at each other and shrug:
“To be honest, I never liked IPAs.”
“You neither?”
“Nah, I just went along with it because I thought I was supposed to like them.”
“Me too!”
http://www.sfexaminer.com/stop-pretending-like-ipas/
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IPAs taste like bile.
Give me a lager or give me death.
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You fucking pussies should stick to Zima.
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dflea said:
You fucking pussies should stick to
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I like pale ales the best
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There's a right beer for every occasion; sometimes that's and IPA. But there's no question, the craft beer market is over saturated with them. Come on craft brewers, we don't need another triple hopped 7.5% ABV beer.
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I like some of the milder IPAs, but Ass-Fuck Quintuple-Hop IPA bullshit can die.
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dflea said:
You fucking pussies should stick to semen.
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Couldn't disagree more.
This is the kind of guy who calls a Budweiser a "Bud Heavy" -
Harder to produce in quality, still boring as fuck.UWhuskytskeet said:I like some of the milder IPAs, but Ass-Fuck Quintuple-Hop IPA bullshit can die.
Said it before, but I'm way more impressed with a good lager or pilsner. -
I never liked IPA's. A friend gave me a double IPA and it was twice as bad. Lager, Pilsner, Hefe and one of my favorites dark Hefe. Although at times beer is too much work. I drink more whiskey these days.
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Sometimes I just want to get drunk off 6 beers instead of 12, so IPA's are handy for that. Other than that meh, they are ok in certain situations.
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Been drinking them since old school Ballard Bitter. But yeah, there's way too many brewers making poorly crafted hop bombs to cover their technical inadequacies.
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I like rot gut beers - malt liquors are always good - Mickey's ........... (anticipation) big mouth if for nothing more than annoying people - Modelo, Coors Light, and on occasion an IPA - longhammer because it comes in 16 oz cans (4/ 5.99) and Ft George Vortex IPA
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IPA was great until this ABV and quad hopped arms race bullshit started. I hate ordering a beer that makes you feel like you've sunburned your throat and puts you 4x over the legal limit in one pint.
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You go over the legal limit with Coors you lightweight bitchsection8 said:IPA was great until this ABV and quad hopped arms race bullshit started. I hate ordering a beer that makes you feel like you've sunburned your throat and puts you 4x over the legal limit in one pint.
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PBR all day er'y day
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Ya can't beat a beer that comes in a 30 pack - I normally buy that which is on sale and it started out cheap. I got a 24 pack of Modelo for 16.99 so I splurged (stoopid word that is)Swaye said:PBR all day er'y day
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A really close friend of mine was in thr Iowa Air National Guard back in the 90's while he was going to UNI. Bill Clinton was visiting their guard base for some stupid reason and he was part of the crew welcoming them in. It was in the fall and a really windy and cold, shitty, normal Iowa type day.Swaye said:PBR all day er'y day
The motorcade pulls up, the doors on both sides open up and a bunch of PBR cans come blowing out of it.
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PBR is OK if it's ice cold.Mosster47 said:
A really close friend of mine was in thr Iowa Air National Guard back in the 90's while he was going to UNI. Bill Clinton was visiting their guard base for some stupid reason and he was part of the crew welcoming them in. It was in the fall and a really windy and cold, shitty, normal Iowa type day.Swaye said:PBR all day er'y day
The motorcade pulls up, the doors on both sides open up and a bunch of PBR cans come blowing out of it.
Slick Willy was a PBR man. -
Sledog said:
PBR is OK if it's ice cold.Mosster47 said:
A really close friend of mine was in thr Iowa Air National Guard back in the 90's while he was going to UNI. Bill Clinton was visiting their guard base for some stupid reason and he was part of the crew welcoming them in. It was in the fall and a really windy and cold, shitty, normal Iowa type day.Swaye said:PBR all day er'y day
The motorcade pulls up, the doors on both sides open up and a bunch of PBR cans come blowing out of it.
Slick Willy was a PBR man. -
Stout or get the fuck out
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Coors Light
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PBR is ProMosster47 said:
A really close friend of mine was in thr Iowa Air National Guard back in the 90's while he was going to UNI. Bill Clinton was visiting their guard base for some stupid reason and he was part of the crew welcoming them in. It was in the fall and a really windy and cold, shitty, normal Iowa type day.Swaye said:PBR all day er'y day
The motorcade pulls up, the doors on both sides open up and a bunch of PBR cans come blowing out of it.
Slick Willy was a PBR man.
"Forbidden Vagina And PBR"Mosster47 said:
A really close friend of mine was in thr Iowa Air National Guard back in the 90's while he was going to UNI. Bill Clinton was visiting their guard base for some stupid reason and he was part of the crew welcoming them in. It was in the fall and a really windy and cold, shitty, normal Iowa type day.Swaye said:PBR all day er'y day
The motorcade pulls up, the doors on both sides open up and a bunch of PBR cans come blowing out of it.
Slick Willy was a PBR man.
It's more than a great band name or new bored motto - it's a way of life...
Swaye and Slick Willie are pioneering prophets of what is sure to becum a movement
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There are bad IPAs. That does not mean all IPAs are bad.
If you don't like them, don't drink them.
I didn't realize we had so many soft little cunnies on this bored.
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Farmhouse ales are the next hipster fag trend in beer.
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Disgusting shit. Literally chinfected.haie said:Farmhouse ales are the next hipster fag trend in beer.
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Hipster fag trend superiority guy?haie said:Farmhouse ales are the next hipster fag trend in beer.
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Sour beers are but I like them still.haie said:Farmhouse ales are the next hipster fag trend in beer.
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My senior year Hales made too much cream stout. I bet I had like 100 x $2 Imperial pints as they were trying to dump the excess kegs.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Stout or get the fuck out