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Swaye
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So, @AZDuck's kid must have given me the crud. I feel sort of like I'm dying. Might be AIDS. Who knows.
Fell asleep on the couch in the first quarter due to ODing on percocet and Nyquil. Woke up at 4:30 AM with a strange boner and a snotted up head. Watched the game on DVR.
OL gets a gold star. Busting open seams and holes all game, and gave Cobra all kinds of time. They physically imposed their will by the 4th quarter, which is what you always want to see. Even Sosebee's fat ass was mauling people.
Cobra is back to Cobra and gets a gold star. That pass to Pounds was on a rope and he just controlled the game all night. Don't let the noodle and shitted up socks come back out and I might stop wanting to scalp you.
Gaskin is the motherfucking man and now he has a gold star. That shifty little fast fucker had them on their heels all night. If we have ever had as patient of a runner who then explodes when a crease opens I've never seen him.
B team WR's get a gold star. Pounds? Fuck yeah. I feel like we don't have anyone electric behind Pettis, but between Fuller, McCluchins, Pounds and Lenius, the group has become very serviceable and reliable.
GOLD STAR FOR THE ENTIRE DEFENSE. Goddamn we got some big dick swinging pulling a nickle in San Quentin looking motherfuckers out there. The young guys in the secondary are looking dynamite to me. Gaines and Vea are fucking nails.
Game Ball - Ryan "Haha Fuck You Swaye" Bowman. Wished for permanent injury for you last week, and you show up big this week. I love being wrong about roided out white try hards.
Going back to bed now. The crud is killing me. Hopefully I will dream of the beach.
Fell asleep on the couch in the first quarter due to ODing on percocet and Nyquil. Woke up at 4:30 AM with a strange boner and a snotted up head. Watched the game on DVR.
OL gets a gold star. Busting open seams and holes all game, and gave Cobra all kinds of time. They physically imposed their will by the 4th quarter, which is what you always want to see. Even Sosebee's fat ass was mauling people.
Cobra is back to Cobra and gets a gold star. That pass to Pounds was on a rope and he just controlled the game all night. Don't let the noodle and shitted up socks come back out and I might stop wanting to scalp you.
Gaskin is the motherfucking man and now he has a gold star. That shifty little fast fucker had them on their heels all night. If we have ever had as patient of a runner who then explodes when a crease opens I've never seen him.
B team WR's get a gold star. Pounds? Fuck yeah. I feel like we don't have anyone electric behind Pettis, but between Fuller, McCluchins, Pounds and Lenius, the group has become very serviceable and reliable.
GOLD STAR FOR THE ENTIRE DEFENSE. Goddamn we got some big dick swinging pulling a nickle in San Quentin looking motherfuckers out there. The young guys in the secondary are looking dynamite to me. Gaines and Vea are fucking nails.
Game Ball - Ryan "Haha Fuck You Swaye" Bowman. Wished for permanent injury for you last week, and you show up big this week. I love being wrong about roided out white try hards.
Going back to bed now. The crud is killing me. Hopefully I will dream of the beach.
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Just read @DerekJohnson 's missive on calling for players and coaches to die. I never call for death, but are things like getting run over by a napalm filled bus, or just vanilla permanent injuries okay? I mean, there is no guarantee getting hit by a bus that's on fire would kill you. I really need an answer BEFORE the next big time DL commits elsewhere. TIA.
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I think for Charlie McClutchins TSIO.. but I hope not.
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That little motherfucker will be fine. Someday.PineapplePirate said:I think for Charlie McClutchins TSIO.. but I hope not.
CLS just showed up over here unannounced with coffee and bagels to nurse me back to health. I am back in charge bitches!
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That silly asian bitch is money.
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Believe you were looking for thisSwaye said:
That little motherfucker will be fine. Someday.PineapplePirate said:I think for Charlie McClutchins TSIO.. but I hope not.
CLS just showed up over here unannounced with coffee and bagels to nurse me back to health. I am back in charge bitches!
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Fly Guy in "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" really can't be beat.Pitchfork51 said:
Believe you were looking for thisSwaye said:
That little motherfucker will be fine. Someday.PineapplePirate said:I think for Charlie McClutchins TSIO.. but I hope not.
CLS just showed up over here unannounced with coffee and bagels to nurse me back to health. I am back in charge bitches!
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"between Fuller, McCluchins, Pounds and Lenius, the group has become very serviceable and reliable"
I don't really agree and think this is too much high praise but fantastic poast otherwise. -
Disagree that cobra gets a gold star. 11/21 for 160 is a Jake lockner statline.
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*Jackdoogville said:Disagree that cobra gets a gold star. 11/21 for 160 is a Jake lockner statline.
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Everyone only points out the times I am wrong. FML.
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Free crud pub!
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I'll take that stat line all year long. Jake played his best game since the alleged injury last yeardoogville said:Disagree that cobra gets a gold star. 11/21 for 160 is a Jake lockner statline.
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This. If Jake goes 14/24 for 200 yards, 2 TD's and no Int all year long we are probably in the playoff because that means Gaskin and Ahmed are chewing up 200+ a game between them on the ground.RaceBannon said:
I'll take that stat line all year long. Jake played his best game since the alleged injury last yeardoogville said:Disagree that cobra gets a gold star. 11/21 for 160 is a Jake lockner statline.
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Jake looks the best when he is handing the ball to gaskin
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Wanna bet?Swaye said:
Fly Guy in "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" really can't be beat.Pitchfork51 said:
Believe you were looking for thisSwaye said:
That little motherfucker will be fine. Someday.PineapplePirate said:I think for Charlie McClutchins TSIO.. but I hope not.
CLS just showed up over here unannounced with coffee and bagels to nurse me back to health. I am back in charge bitches!
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We will drop a conferece game if that is what cobra brings each week.RaceBannon said:
I'll take that stat line all year long. Jake played his best game since the alleged injury last yeardoogville said:Disagree that cobra gets a gold star. 11/21 for 160 is a Jake lockner statline.
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Free pub. This season cobra's moments of glory should be handing the ball Gaskindoogville said:
We will drop a conferece game if that is what cobra brings each week.RaceBannon said:
I'll take that stat line all year long. Jake played his best game since the alleged injury last yeardoogville said:Disagree that cobra gets a gold star. 11/21 for 160 is a Jake lockner statline.
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It took me until last year to figure out that gif is from scrubsPurpleThrobber said:
Wanna bet?Swaye said:
Fly Guy in "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" really can't be beat.Pitchfork51 said:
Believe you were looking for thisSwaye said:
That little motherfucker will be fine. Someday.PineapplePirate said:I think for Charlie McClutchins TSIO.. but I hope not.
CLS just showed up over here unannounced with coffee and bagels to nurse me back to health. I am back in charge bitches!
