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Flag me. I attended the scrimmage.
CheersWestDawg
Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,475
I didn't spend one dollar yesterday and yes SvenBoobs, I still paid WAY too much. So flag me, down vote me, ask me why I think it will be different this time, and call me a battered bitch wife.
But here are the lowlights:
1) I think StaffPro purposely sends their most retarded employees to Husky Stadium. They spend their time jerking off all day acting like parking lot nazis. Stay the fuck away from us. We know the drill. Just keep walking west until a bus on Montlake Blvd. runs you over and mangles your body beyond your family's recognition.
2) The UW AD spends money to have flat screen TVs all over the stadium. You think they'd - I don't know - maybe turn them the fuck on so people taking a piss or waiting 20 minutes in line to get an overpriced, shitty hot dog could watch the scrimmage.
3) The people staffing the concession stands. Every year. Beyond retarded. How do people like this make it through life each day? "We take cash only...oh wait...nevermind, I guess we take Visa too."
"We're out of hot dogs, oh wait we'll have some ready in 30 minutes."
"The popcorn machine behind me isn't working, is it okay if I get your popcorn from the other popcorn machine?"
One of these days this battered wife of what should be a pea patch will either self-gurgle in the adjacent lake or leave the pea patch forever and finally watch college football the way it was meant to be - at home on my leather couch on a 60" HD TV and trolling peeps on the internets.
But here are the lowlights:
1) I think StaffPro purposely sends their most retarded employees to Husky Stadium. They spend their time jerking off all day acting like parking lot nazis. Stay the fuck away from us. We know the drill. Just keep walking west until a bus on Montlake Blvd. runs you over and mangles your body beyond your family's recognition.
2) The UW AD spends money to have flat screen TVs all over the stadium. You think they'd - I don't know - maybe turn them the fuck on so people taking a piss or waiting 20 minutes in line to get an overpriced, shitty hot dog could watch the scrimmage.
3) The people staffing the concession stands. Every year. Beyond retarded. How do people like this make it through life each day? "We take cash only...oh wait...nevermind, I guess we take Visa too."
"We're out of hot dogs, oh wait we'll have some ready in 30 minutes."
"The popcorn machine behind me isn't working, is it okay if I get your popcorn from the other popcorn machine?"
One of these days this battered wife of what should be a pea patch will either self-gurgle in the adjacent lake or leave the pea patch forever and finally watch college football the way it was meant to be - at home on my leather couch on a 60" HD TV and trolling peeps on the internets.
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TFTI
We have pretty decent seats but for some reason the people around us sell or give their seats away to people who that don't give a fuck about the game. @Dick_B came with us to the game and came to sit by us and this family and their fucking crumb crunchers showed up with tickets next to us. Even though the entire row was empty, they wouldn't move down one fucking seat so @Dick_B could sit with us. To irritate me more, they showed halfway through the first quarter and then left before halftime. The wife was busy fucking with the brats and he was more interested in checking in "Huskey" Stadium and posting Instagram pics.
Figure $1500/seat for the Tyee donation. That's twice as much as any non-Club Husky donation. You're telling me that the food and alcohol in Club Husky is worth $750/seat each year? I say no fucking way.
Confirmed.
(Oh, you were talking to someone else ?)
- access to alcohol
- not surrounded by retards
- phone charging stations
- warm and dry
sure seems worth it to me