I didn't spend one dollar yesterday and yes SvenBoobs, I still paid WAY too much. So flag me, down vote me, ask me why I think it will be different this time, and call me a battered bitch wife.
But here are the lowlights:
1) I think StaffPro purposely sends their most retarded employees to Husky Stadium. They spend their time jerking off all day acting like parking lot nazis. Stay the fuck away from us. We know the drill. Just keep walking west until a bus on Montlake Blvd. runs you over and mangles your body beyond your family's recognition.
2) The UW AD spends money to have flat screen TVs all over the stadium. You think they'd - I don't know - maybe turn them the fuck on so people taking a piss or waiting 20 minutes in line to get an overpriced, shitty hot dog could watch the scrimmage.
3) The people staffing the concession stands. Every year. Beyond retarded. How do people like this make it through life each day? "We take cash only...oh wait...nevermind, I guess we take Visa too." "We're out of hot dogs, oh wait we'll have some ready in 30 minutes." "The popcorn machine behind me isn't working, is it okay if I get your popcorn from the other popcorn machine?"
One of these days this battered wife of what should be a pea patch will either self-gurgle in the adjacent lake or leave the pea patch forever and finally watch college football the way it was meant to be - at home on my leather couch on a 60" HD TV and trolling peeps on the internets.
I thought you were in Club Husky?
TFTI
Just the first year. Realized how big of a waste of money that was after 2 gaymes.
Really? Access to decent food and liquor is worth quite a bit.
So you had a cheeseburger with Fleenor in the club section?
Figure $1500/seat for the Tyee donation. That's twice as much as any non-Club Husky donation. You're telling me that the food and alcohol in Club Husky is worth $750/seat each year? I say no fucking way.
- better food and nearly no lines - access to alcohol - not surrounded by retards - phone charging stations - warm and dry
sure seems worth it to me
As Derek said, I get all of that at home plus I can watch chinteresting games too.
I didn't spend one dollar yesterday and yes SvenBoobs, I still paid WAY too much. So flag me, down vote me, ask me why I think it will be different this time, and call me a battered bitch wife.
But here are the lowlights:
1) I think StaffPro purposely sends their most retarded employees to Husky Stadium. They spend their time jerking off all day acting like parking lot nazis. Stay the fuck away from us. We know the drill. Just keep walking west until a bus on Montlake Blvd. runs you over and mangles your body beyond your family's recognition.
2) The UW AD spends money to have flat screen TVs all over the stadium. You think they'd - I don't know - maybe turn them the fuck on so people taking a piss or waiting 20 minutes in line to get an overpriced, shitty hot dog could watch the scrimmage.
3) The people staffing the concession stands. Every year. Beyond retarded. How do people like this make it through life each day? "We take cash only...oh wait...nevermind, I guess we take Visa too." "We're out of hot dogs, oh wait we'll have some ready in 30 minutes." "The popcorn machine behind me isn't working, is it okay if I get your popcorn from the other popcorn machine?"
One of these days this battered wife of what should be a pea patch will either self-gurgle in the adjacent lake or leave the pea patch forever and finally watch college football the way it was meant to be - at home on my leather couch on a 60" HD TV and trolling peeps on the internets.
I thought you were in Club Husky?
TFTI
Just the first year. Realized how big of a waste of money that was after 2 gaymes.
Really? Access to decent food and liquor is worth quite a bit.
So you had a cheeseburger with Fleenor in the club section?
Figure $1500/seat for the Tyee donation. That's twice as much as any non-Club Husky donation. You're telling me that the food and alcohol in Club Husky is worth $750/seat each year? I say no fucking way.
- better food and nearly no lines - access to alcohol - not surrounded by retards - phone charging stations - warm and dry
sure seems worth it to me
As Derek said, I get all of that at home plus I can watch chinteresting games too.
Disagree. You might get 2 out of those 5 at your place.
I didn't spend one dollar yesterday and yes SvenBoobs, I still paid WAY too much. So flag me, down vote me, ask me why I think it will be different this time, and call me a battered bitch wife.
But here are the lowlights:
1) I think StaffPro purposely sends their most retarded employees to Husky Stadium. They spend their time jerking off all day acting like parking lot nazis. Stay the fuck away from us. We know the drill. Just keep walking west until a bus on Montlake Blvd. runs you over and mangles your body beyond your family's recognition.
2) The UW AD spends money to have flat screen TVs all over the stadium. You think they'd - I don't know - maybe turn them the fuck on so people taking a piss or waiting 20 minutes in line to get an overpriced, shitty hot dog could watch the scrimmage.
3) The people staffing the concession stands. Every year. Beyond retarded. How do people like this make it through life each day? "We take cash only...oh wait...nevermind, I guess we take Visa too." "We're out of hot dogs, oh wait we'll have some ready in 30 minutes." "The popcorn machine behind me isn't working, is it okay if I get your popcorn from the other popcorn machine?"
One of these days this battered wife of what should be a pea patch will either self-gurgle in the adjacent lake or leave the pea patch forever and finally watch college football the way it was meant to be - at home on my leather couch on a 60" HD TV and trolling peeps on the internets.
I thought you were in Club Husky?
TFTI
Just the first year. Realized how big of a waste of money that was after 2 gaymes.
Really? Access to decent food and liquor is worth quite a bit.
So you had a cheeseburger with Fleenor in the club section?
Figure $1500/seat for the Tyee donation. That's twice as much as any non-Club Husky donation. You're telling me that the food and alcohol in Club Husky is worth $750/seat each year? I say no fucking way.
- better food and nearly no lines - access to alcohol - not surrounded by retards - phone charging stations - warm and dry
sure seems worth it to me
As Derek said, I get all of that at home plus I can watch chinteresting games too.
Disagree. You might get 2 out of those 5 at your place.
The whole stadium seems designed and operated to maintain the attention of people who are there to watch and experience something other than a football game.
The whole stadium seems designed and operated to maintain the attention of people who are there to watch and experience something other than a football game.
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Disclaimer: I am the retard at home.