Ask the Orkin Man - the Montana Edition


So fire away. But please keep in mind that he hates white people. And as always, please keep your questions to manifesto length. Thank you.


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Was this a concussion?
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If the mascots of the first two UW opponents made a movie, what would be the story line?
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How the fuck do wood roaches, aka water bugs, aka palmetto bugs, get inside? Drains? And why the fuck do they not runway?
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Do you prefer a chocolate or cheese based fondue?
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Why did I get drunk over a friggin' scrimage last week?
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Is it gay if I wake up in a hotel in Vegas with an Asian man that I don't know in the other bed?
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No, but it was the death of whatever small sliver of confidence Brownsocks had left.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Was this a concussion?
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It would be exactly like the "Knights Who Say Ni." Except with a bear. And not funny.DeepSeaZ said:If the mascots of the first two UW opponents made a movie, what would be the story line?
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Teleportation devices. They are learning our routines and habits to discover the best way to fight us. They will take over the world. SMOD will avenge us.AEB said:How the fuck do wood roaches, aka water bugs, aka palmetto bugs, get inside? Drains? And why the fuck do they not runway?
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Big Black Chocolate fondue is uncomfortable in my mouth.YellowSnow said:Do you prefer a chocolate or cheese based fondue?
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There was a gayme last week?LebamDawg said:Why did I get drunk over a friggin' scrimage last week?
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Depends. Does your butthole hurt?Pitchfork51 said:Is it gay if I wake up in a hotel in Vegas with an Asian man that I don't know in the other bed?
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I'll answer all other questions tomorrow. As payment for the fondue debacle CLS has agreed to go to the Savage River to learn to fly fish today. Staying in a small cabin right on the river. No TV. No internet. Just nature, fishing, alcohol and seals. Figured I should get these trips done during the preseason. So really I could have done this trip anytime until December but the fish will be biting better now.
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DOUBLE FRANNY!!!!!!
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Also, this picture was taken in a little town called Yoga Pants, Montana.
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
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Looks like a cash only, hard target kind of chick. That ass is completely off the grid.Swaye said:Also, this picture was taken in a little town called Yoga Pants, Montana.
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Why didn't Lemmy have the moles removed ?
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Why did D&D ruin Stannis the Mannis?
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I'm going out on a limb here and gonna answer for him by saying no, his butthole does not hurt.Swaye said:
Depends. Does your butthole hurt?Pitchfork51 said:Is it gay if I wake up in a hotel in Vegas with an Asian man that I don't know in the other bed?
He said there was an Asian man (possibly @RoadDawg55, possibly not, either way it will be interesting) in the bed. -
When are you going to show CLS this website
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Better questionPitchfork51 said:When are you going to show this website CLS
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Why am i gettinf drunk before going to a fuckin scrimmage today?LebamDawg said:Why did I get drunk over a friggin' scrimage last week?
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What's the best way to play the Sark " I have a disease" card so you can talk shit on your way out and still sue your employer?
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this thread usually delivers
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YellowSnow said:
Do you prefer a chocolate or
cheeseDNC based fondue?