Nathan Kalepo, 2019 4* OL, Seattle (Rainier Beach), WA (COMMITTED)
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Dennis_DeYoung said:
Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.
He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.
They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.
On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.
You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.
They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.
I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.
#1 - Fuck Fozzy
#2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
#3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.
This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.
@priapism, any suggestions?
gunt. -
I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.guntlove said:Dennis_DeYoung said:Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.
He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.
They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.
On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.
You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.
They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.
I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.
#1 - Fuck Fozzy
#2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
#3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.
This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.
@priapism, any suggestions?
gunt. -
WhyNotBoth.gifpriapism said:
I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.guntlove said:Dennis_DeYoung said:Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.
He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.
They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.
On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.
You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.
They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.
I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.
#1 - Fuck Fozzy
#2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
#3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.
This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.
@priapism, any suggestions?
gunt. -
Yellow fever?priapism said:
I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.guntlove said:Dennis_DeYoung said:Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.
He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.
They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.
On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.
You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.
They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.
I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.
#1 - Fuck Fozzy
#2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
#3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.
This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.
@priapism, any suggestions?
gunt. -
Couple of thoughts:
- if Texas wasn't such a dumpster fire the last while ... and if herman was there for a year or two Walker may have ignored intellectual brutality and gone Tejas ...
- you guys need to reach out and get Buffalo Trace and Mexican Coke to sponsor the TSIO podcast ... might as well get your drinking subsidized ...
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I fucking hate when people explain away particular examples, but not the pattern. Can you explain every other fucking kid that has signed with Stanford over the past 6 fucking years? Christ.animate said:Couple of thoughts:
- if Texas wasn't such a dumpster fire the last while ... and if herman was there for a year or two Walker may have ignored intellectual brutality and gone Tejas ...
- you guys need to reach out and get Buffalo Trace and Mexican Coke to sponsor the TSIO podcast ... might as well get your drinking subsidized ...
Maybe if things were just so then the universe would've been different, but they weren't and it isn't. Stanford pulls dudes from everywhere on the OL. Bloomgren is a fucking boss. Strausser fucking shit the bed on almost everyone he ever recruited.
Enough.
And thanks for the words on the pod. We need a sponsorship bad. I have gone through $42k on spilled liquor just this last year. -
pat_hm said:
#howcoolisthat
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You're saying you hope they *gurgle*?AlCzervik said: -
She gave me a C on my final photography project in HS though. Hard Pass.priapism said:
I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.guntlove said:Dennis_DeYoung said:Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.
He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.
They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.
On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.
You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.
They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.
I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.
#1 - Fuck Fozzy
#2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
#3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.
This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.
@priapism, any suggestions?
gunt. -
ah, I see the problem here.Dennis_DeYoung said:
I fucking hate when people explain away particular examples, but not the pattern. Can you explain every other fucking kid that has signed with Stanford over the past 6 fucking years? Christ.animate said:Couple of thoughts:
- if Texas wasn't such a dumpster fire the last while ... and if herman was there for a year or two Walker may have ignored intellectual brutality and gone Tejas ...
- you guys need to reach out and get Buffalo Trace and Mexican Coke to sponsor the TSIO podcast ... might as well get your drinking subsidized ...
Maybe if things were just so then the universe would've been different, but they weren't and it isn't. Stanford pulls dudes from everywhere on the OL. Bloomgren is a fucking boss. Strausser fucking shit the bed on almost everyone he ever recruited.
Enough.
And thanks for the words on the pod. We need a sponsorship bad. I have gone through $42k on spilled liquor just this last year.
I don't disgree with you ... bloomgren is fucking awesome, proof is in the pudding and shit.
This is my theory: Big uglies also like to live the duality of being big dudes who are also smart ... they typically don't like the label of "big dumb guy" ...
So, Stanford is a high end institution. Shaw is well regarded as a coach. Bloomgren is a fucking boss that we all kinda wish would get caught in a sex scandal with farm animals ... When Stanford comes calling, which big ugly wouldn't seriously consider them?
all I was saying is that with that in place, we have to build our brand over a period of time to get the kids we want and keep them out of the hands of Stanford. This is happening ... and it's paying off ... it was just too late for the last mini-gen batch of football players.
I mean, you're seeing that happening in the reverse for our DB production ... kids are now saying shit like "they put 3 db's in the league last NFL draft ..." we keep this up and those guys from Stanford will be complaining "WTF? Why are all the high-end DB recruits wanting to sign with Washington? Fuck those guys! ..."
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Fizzy looks like such a pussy.
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STFU u know thought of hate fucking herFKA_Mousecop said:
She gave me a C on my final photography project in HS though. Hard Pass.priapism said:
I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.guntlove said:Dennis_DeYoung said:Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.
He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.
They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.
On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.
You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.
They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.
I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.
#1 - Fuck Fozzy
#2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
#3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.
This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.
@priapism, any suggestions?
gunt. -
STFU
Not a Haiku:WeakarmCobra said:
STFU u know thought of hate fucking herFKA_Mousecop said:
She gave me a C on my final photography project in HS though. Hard Pass.priapism said:
I'd rather have Fozzy's mom than Fozzy TBH.guntlove said:Dennis_DeYoung said:Here's the thing... Stanford has an amazing recruiter as an OL Coach/OC: Bloomgren.
He slays. Black kids, white kids, Asian kids, whatever. Whether they dreamt of going to Stanford or Texas, he gets them.
They have the best OL recruiting in the country and it's not reliant on kid's having grown up wanting to go to Stanford.
On the other hand, we had a white supremacist POS hunter fag who couldn't hit fucking chip ins for us.
You think they got fucking Walker Little because he'd dreamt of going to Stanford? He said he grew up a UT fan, man.
They get these kids because they have a great recruiter at OL. If we had Bloom, Fozz would be saying the same thing Little is about Texas, except it would be about Stanford.
I can't believe Straußer got shit-canned and people are still dooging re: Fozzy.
#1 - Fuck Fozzy
#2 - if you don't want elite players DIAFF
#3 - @animate's last poast was basically spot on.
This is the sort of shit that makes me so thunderously turgid for DDY.
@priapism, any suggestions?
gunt.
Fucking hate
thought of her
u know
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He isn't. Sigh.haie said:Fizzy looks like such a pussy.
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How cool is it that Walker and Foster have become such good friends! What a special thing they've got going on at Stanford.
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I have this vision of JoJo pick sixing a Chryst ball and Rapp spears Fozzy in the ribs whilst lead blocking, ending Fozzy's
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Watching Rapp earhole fozzy after a Cryst interception would be the highlight of the season in my eyes.
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Watching fizzy get mauled by a kangaroo before he leaves the island would be the highlight of the season in my eyes.
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Hasian on Hasian crime. Very rare.Gladstone said:I have this vision of JoJo pick sixing a Chryst ball and Rapp spears Fozzy in the ribs whilst lead blocking, ending Fozzy's
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Dennis_DeYoung said:
Hasian on Hasian crime. Very rare.Gladstone said:I have this vision of JoJo pick sixing a Chryst ball and Rapp spears Fozzy in the ribs whilst lead blocking, ending Fozzy's
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Joe Ngata? My only other guess would be Jeremiah Criddell, but that seems less likely.Woof said:This sounds exciting.
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I was thinking Tifono maybe. He and Zion seem close. I'm guessing @CokeGreaterThanPepsi will tell us once he can escape from inside Kalepo's bedroom and get to the internet.
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Tufono hasn't even visited and Zion hasn't committed. Doesn't seem likely at all.Woof said:I was thinking Tifono maybe. He and Zion seem close. I'm guessing @CokeGreaterThanPepsi will tell us once he can escape from inside Kalepo's bedroom and get to the internet.
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Legg get offered finally?
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True, but he's a legacy and we are the only school he ever talks about in interviews. He and Zion also do stuff like this a lot. Legg is a really good guess too.FKA_Mousecop said:
Tufono hasn't even visited and Zion hasn't committed. Doesn't seem likely at all.Woof said:I was thinking Tifono maybe. He and Zion seem close. I'm guessing @CokeGreaterThanPepsi will tell us once he can escape from inside Kalepo's bedroom and get to the internet.
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Even if he wanted to commit, I doubt they'd accept a commit from a player who hasn't visited, let alone a 2019 recruit. I think we'll end up with Tufono, just not yet.Woof said:
True, but he's a legacy and we are the only school he ever talks about in interviews. He and Zion also do stuff like this a lot. Legg is a really good guess too.FKA_Mousecop said:
Tufono hasn't even visited and Zion hasn't committed. Doesn't seem likely at all.Woof said:I was thinking Tifono maybe. He and Zion seem close. I'm guessing @CokeGreaterThanPepsi will tell us once he can escape from inside Kalepo's bedroom and get to the internet.
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It would be a 2019 kid, off top of my head we haven't offered any 2019 in state kids outside of Morris and Kalepo so far, unless we offer Legg, Davison or Elder and he has heard about it.
So that means we look to out of state, criddel, Taron Madison, hmmmmm... or he's just a kid and is ill informed or some shit. EITHER WAY IT IS INTERESTING AND I AM TOTALLY CALM! -
Aric Davison liked that tweet, but he likes a lot of UW shit on twitter (he'll commit if we offer)