Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters
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Getting old suxRaceBannon said:
I was going to do an old school top ten but after about 4 names I forgot the restBearsWiin said:Fuck you all
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Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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Pitchfork51 said:
Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
knows it's
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Doogstone said:
@Swaye
Recent pussy whippingness notwithstanding, Swaye is the Indiana Jones of the HH forums....if Indiana Jones worked at Orkin and wasn't an Archeology Professor. Quite honestly, Swaye is bar none the funniest and most....unique poaster on this godforsaken website. His doog enthusiasm -- in particular his drunken game day posts in which an already-blacked-out Swaye vows to kill himself via alcohol poisoning if it ensures a victory -- is overshadowed only by his various dalliances with Virginian women. The hot rehab psycho? Check. Seal clapper? Check. The one random pancake person when Derek mysteriously gave temporary admin to a female pariah?Check. #1 on the bored in non-football threads and top 5 for football discussion (similar to Dennis, he doesn't try very often but when he does it is gangbusters). Valar morghulis! The day you stop poasting is the day I stop poasting.
Negatives: whipped. Gave up the powder. Has now repeatedly skipped gaymes to hang out with females.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
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I feel like a winner even though 2nd is first loser.
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Swaye said:
I feel like a winner even though 2nd is first loser.
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No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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You just couldn't resist, could you?Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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The second I hit "post comment" I cringed knowing the ISAFNRC was coming.dnc said:
You just couldn't resist, could you?Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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Chinned for @Dardanus . Damn high signal-to-noise ratio.Swaye said:
Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Swaye said:
Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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*Poasters who should *poast morednc said:
@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Swaye said:
Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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@MadHusky also.dnc said:
@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Swaye said:
Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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who disDoogstone said:
@MadHusky also.dnc said:
@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Swaye said:
Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
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Ouch.dnc said:
@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Swaye said:
Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list. -
MadHusky said:
who disDoogstone said:
@MadHusky also.dnc said:
@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Swaye said:
Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
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Before #1 some other honorable mentions:
@CuntWaffle you were #10 in my original list before I realized I totally spaced out about another poaster, but this was after I already said my HMs, sorry bud I
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@bananasnblondes 81% sure you hate me but you have one of the highest post ratings on this bored as far as i'm concerned. great dawgman intel. great recruiting intel. funny in a schadenfreudian way which is perfect humor for hh
@oregonblitzkrieg when funny (u r very hit or miss), one of funniest poasters on here. that's two HMs bud.
@allpurpleallgold totally spaced, i could read a bball thread of u dnc and rd all day erry day.
@Doogles i owe you a beer and a FRANNY shot after the earl's incident (75k), let's go to tree game and get after it pls.
@Doog_de_Jour low post count, high average content
@DerekJohnson the holy founder, Joffrey himself.
@AZHusky post more, it's ok to doog and i know this place often frustrates you but it's easily still best place to talk uw football
@haie used to be a big fan but you turned angry after Oregon 2016 and still sort of rage post. maybe being surrounded by quooks 24/7 finally drove you insane. wait that might explain @TierbsHsotBoobs also lol
@YellowSnow #tallpeople. great new poaster.
@PurpleJ it was probably time to go but he had his moments and could be extremely funny in small doses. biggest offseason casualty.
@PurpleBaze tries too hard at times but can be a really funny and good poster when he wants to be. also i miss the old avatar
@TierbsHsotBoobs i absolutely despise him 19% of the time. can be extremely funny. doesn't try anymore at all though really and i'm pretty sure hates UW football (hard to blame him after the hell we went through but it's still annoying). WeWereAFootballSchool was my favorite poaster on the old doogman boards. if that's really you, pls come back. we need you in the worst way lol
i am forgetting a lot of people oh well. also @RaceBannon please make a thread about the top poasters from the old HHB bored. those of us who didn't participate or know of its existence would enjoy reading. -
Doogstone said:
@CuntWaffle you were #10 in my original list before I realized I totally spaced out about another poaster, but this was after I already said my HMs, sorry bud I u
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@GrundleStiltzkin
It isn't close.
The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.
Negatives: go fuck yourself.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1. @GrundleStiltzkin
What would your top 5 or 10 be?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111one
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Surprising for such a shit poster that contributes nothing 75% of the time.Doogstone said:
@GrundleStiltzkin
It isn't close.
The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.
Negatives: go fuck yourself.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1. @GrundleStiltzkin
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Doogstone said:
@GrundleStiltzkin
It isn't close.
The living embodiment of this monstrosity of a bored. The inside jokes. The GIFs. The memes. The Twatters. The humor. The myriad threads. The updates. Grundle is the beating heart of HH. I could write a thesis on why he's the best poaster but I'll keep it short. He's top 3 for humor, #1 in overall content, makes fucking GIFs of every goddamn game out of sheer passion (or maybe @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is holding a knife to his junk idk), made the doogitup.gifs, posts practice reports, is a fellow WESCO BESTCO person, and so many more. We all felt his absence last December and it was devastating. Never again please. Also taught me the word perineum, yay.
Negatives: go fuck yourself.
10. @dnc
9. @NEsnake12
8. @ThomasFremont
7. @RaceBannon
6. @puppylove_sugarsteel
5. @RoadDawg55
4. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi
3. @Dennis_DeYoung
2. @Swaye
1. @GrundleStiltzkin
What would your top 5 or 10 be?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111one
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PM @Doogstone I disagree, but am flattered.
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Shit countdown.
Shit count downer.
Any pole that doesn't have @thechatch in the top 10 is invalid as fuck. -
Guntlove, ChrisB. I'm sure I'm missing others. Some guys are great posters, but have lives and don't spend every minute here.
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My darkhorse infrequent poster is @SaracenDardanus said:
*Poasters who should *poast morednc said:
@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Swaye said:
Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
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@Lawrence_of_a_Labia lolsalemcoog said:
My darkhorse infrequent poster is @SaracenDardanus said:
*Poasters who should *poast morednc said:
@TMacDawg would be my other nominee.Swaye said:
Let me just say that even though @Dardanus doesn't post a bunch, that motherfucker is funny. He's my dark horse, even though I know @GrundleStilzkin will win.Doog_de_Jour said:
No. While unlikely, it would be funny to see a dark horse candidate win... @backthepack? @TopicalChica? @TierbsHsotBoobs? Makes things entertaining.Pitchfork51 said:Is it pathetic that I'm still holding out hope that I'm the surprise number 1?
They should be 1 and 2 on the "Posters who should post more" list.
