I just had fall sex and it lasted 3 1/2 minutes
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Technically, it's not Fall yet. HTH
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Really? It's feels cooler today.PurpleBaze said:Technically, it's not Fall yet. HTH
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You better not be going off to redneck midnight bonfire orgies during the 2H of the Rutgers scrimmage. Priorities.
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He'll be busy knitting and watching Say Yes to the Dress with Clapping Seal.Gladstone said:You better not be going off to redneck midnight bonfire orgies during the 2H of the Rutgers scrimmage. Priorities.
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I'm no longer fun at parties.Gladstone said:You better not be going off to redneck midnight bonfire orgies during the 2H of the Rutgers scrimmage. Priorities.
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I'd be happy if I could just watch it. She makes me do a workout to it. In speedos. Sometimes she hits me.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
He'll be busy knitting and watching Say Yes to the Dress with Clapping Seal.Gladstone said:You better not be going off to redneck midnight bonfire orgies during the 2H of the Rutgers scrimmage. Priorities.
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WTF man, that's your writing, not hersSwaye said:
I'd be happy if I could just watch it. She makes me do a workout to it. In speedos. Sometimes she hits me.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
He'll be busy knitting and watching Say Yes to the Dress with Clapping Seal.Gladstone said:You better not be going off to redneck midnight bonfire orgies during the 2H of the Rutgers scrimmage. Priorities.
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He meant fall sex practice... cut him some slack... this is really close for an illiterate injun
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I tried to get a bartender to go out with me then got kicked out of the bar
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3 and a half minutes is pretty good.
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Still pre-season, right
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Off season worst seasondoogie said:Still pre-season, right
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3.5 isn't premature
45 seconds is...that's what I used to do with this fat bitch I was trying to get rid of on purpose
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Pretty much. 5 minutes and I feel pretty good about myself. Whiskey dick definately extends that by quite a bit. Except you will run into the reverse problem where she gets pissed you haven't shot out the soldiers yet.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:3.5 isn't premature
45 seconds is...that's what I used to do with this fat bitch I was trying to get rid of on purpose -
I don't get whisky dick but I can't finish.
So 3.5 mins of thunder may be preferable to just hammering away and then slowly giving up. -
Best 3 1/2 minutes of my day!
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What exactly is fall sex?
It's fucking August.
The only fall sex I ever had was when I fell through my window while boning last fourth of July. -
Pics?Pitchfork51 said:What exactly is fall sex?
It's fucking August.
The only fall sex I ever had was when I fell through my window while boning last fourth of July. -
Of my bleeding back?CuntWaffle said:
Pics?Pitchfork51 said:What exactly is fall sex?
It's fucking August.
The only fall sex I ever had was when I fell through my window while boning last fourth of July.
Pretty sure I actually posted that here a year or so ago.
The girl was disgusting. -
I last 81 seconds
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I lasted 7-8 minutes once... Then I woke up
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What was his name?Pitchfork51 said:I tried to get a bartender to go out with me then got kicked out of the bar
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Hardy har harDerekJohnson said:
What was his name?Pitchfork51 said:I tried to get a bartender to go out with me then got kicked out of the bar
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idk @Swaye , that is how long my glory hole excursions usually last.
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I do things the opposite way. I like to tuck a softy in there and keep promising her for 30 minutes that it's gonna get hard. Then when she starts getting impatient, I pull out and tell her it's her fault for rushing me and ruining the mood.
